Chanel: Runway to reality?
Here’s something for shits and giggles. Never mind the sheer amount of money I’ve spent over the years at the house that Coco built. The Chanel people are so gonna disown me for doing this but some of us can’t wait until December.
OK Fine. Irina looks much much better because she’s colour coordinated. I’m sure I’ll be forgiven. I mean hello… I love Chanel for god’s sake! Click here to watch Chanel’s 2008 Cruise Collection.
Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre
Italian fashion designer Gianfranco Ferre, 62, died Sunday after suffering a brain hemorrhage on Friday in Milan.
I couldn’t help but wonder…. the House of Christian Dior celebrates its 60th anniversary this year, non?
Look at the fashion industry’s losses so far:
Steven Robinson – John Galliano’s right-hand man
Gianfranco Ferre – Marc Bohan’s successor at Dior before handing the baton to John Galliano.
Model Mania: Stretch marks
Oh wow they’re human too. *snigger*
I’ll give you an oreo cookie and a kiss on the cheek if you can guess the top model WITHOUT clicking on the link. Vote bitches!!
Click click click for the answer!
Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me
I died. Died, died, died yet again.
So there I was, watching THIS promotional video of Chanel accessories for fall/winter 2007. It didn’t disappoint — gorgeous, gorgeous bracelets, belts, shoes, headbands, necklaces, bags, jewelry, boots, etc. Fast forward two minutes later, a penguin hoodie came up and pop goes the weasel, Uncle Karl’s bodyguard came into the picture.
I swear to god he winked at me and no, I’m not hallucinating!!! Watch that video now and see for yourself. He winked and then he licked his lips and wisphered "suck me" before Doutzen ruined the fantasy.
The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE
I wandered around the streets of Nueva York last night after a hot and horny craigslist "bareback and skiing" fuck fest and found these people rummaging through Chanel’s trash. I wonder what treasures those massive brown boxes hold. Accessories, anyone? Any sample-sized dresses?
Just kidding. My buddy Thomas emailed me these cheeky photos. BTW, what are those white shoes the the guy in the blue jacket is wearing? They’re ginormous like a cruiseliner!!! EEEK!!!
Out with the old… and the old resurfaces on eBay! Click click click.
Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection
Chanel. Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel. CHANEL. Coco Chanel. CHANEL. It’s here. It’s finally here!
Ladies. All aboard the Chanel Line! Click click click!
Obsession du jour: Irina Lazareanu
It’s 11AM, I’m trying to get some sleep and I’ve got FTV on… then this video comes up. I JUST HAD TO GO ONLINE TO BLOG ABOUT IT!!
Freja’s a fucking bitch I wanna spit at her face! Just kidding. I love Freja but I bet you my fat arse she eats little children like me for lunch.
I LOOOOOVE IRINA!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I’VE ALWAYS SHRUGGED HER OUT OF MY MODELISING SYSTEM AS THE HARDCORE EDGY NON-TRADITIONAL BEAUTY WEIRDO BUT GOD DAMMIT SHE’S *IT*!! She’s got personality. She’s funny. She’s quirky. She’s got a wicked sense of humor. She’s crazy. She’s amazing and yes, she’s god damn beautiful.
"These are people freaking out because the socks are gray not khaki. So. The world will stop turning and the ground will collapse."
Classic. Consider me a big Irina fan now.
Irina Lazareanu I fucking love you. kthxbye. I need to sleep!! I’ve been up since 2PM YESTERDAY!!!!!
PS. Irina on Galliano: "It’s really great. It’s really natural. You know, it’s like fresh like you get up in the morning kind of glow. It’s really natural. The whole concept is very very close to reality." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAMPION!!!!!
I love, love, love these photographs that I found on another blog.
I’ll let the gorgeous photos speak for themselves. No captions whatsoever. Click click click!
The Lovely and Beautiful Lovisa Burfitt
Herregud!! Herregud!!! Jag har tårar i mina ögon när jag skriver det här. Det är sååå otroligt!!! Major brownie points if you can guess who made the illustration below just by looking at it. I’ll give you a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie if you manage to guess it correctly. Well duh, I already gave the answer but whatevs. Haha!
Is this the best week ever or what? My email account is clearly enjoying multiple orgasms as we speak, thanks to the abundance of unexpected gifts from you lot. Your love is overwhelming! It’s amazing how the internet made the world… at least mine… smaller — I’m honestly, honestly amazed how far my faggotry has reached and to think, I’m nothing but a dazed and deranged silly little pretentious princess from viva la third world!
Guess who sent me to cardiac arrest earlier this week? Click click click!