Joy Nash is Fat!
And so am I!!!! Watch this video. I love, love, love, LOVE her! I just finished watching it right now and she gave me confidence to be comfortable in my own skin. What a great motivational piece. Watch, learn and accept!
FAT PEOPLE REPRESENT!
So what’s inside your bag?
Oooo I smell another trend coming up! Lookie lookie at what I *randomly* found on MySpace — these boys just posted these pics on their profiles a few days ago. I guess I haven’t seen it all!
Is that a Goyard wallet? No. Is that a Dior compact? No. Is that a Chanel lip gloss? Hell to the naw! Is that a fag? ding ding ding! YESSSSSSSS!!!! It’s nice to know every Tom, Dick and Faggot Fanny from North America are sackriding my little carrier bag bandwagon. What are you waiting for? Hop on the train and join now! Y’all know where to send your photos. Email it to email@example.com TODAY!
Remember: NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN ME. You already know that… that’s why I love you.
PS. Just a bit of advice to all fat fatties out there — y’all need to take up crystal meth and lose major weight because you need to be able to fit 80% of your bodies *INSIDE* the bag. I only have your best interests (and mine) in mind! You know I love your fat hairy arses so it’s the thought that counts. :)
PPSS. Will a major fashion house please do this ‘pose’ for me? I know you’re all busy shooting fall/winter 2007-08 campaigns…. and that… that would pretty much validate my sheer existence. SOMEONE PLEASE PUT SNEJANA INSIDE A BLOODY BAG!!!! OR HELL, FUCK SNEJANA. PLEASE PUT ***ME*** INSIDE A BAG INSTEAD. Fendi are you reading this? I look good in yellow. Chanel? I look nice in white. Rue Cambon baby!!! La Dee Dior? Well, it’s John Galliano. Anything he makes is bloody fucktastic… he can make a hammerhead fugly owl with an onion bulb nose like me PRETTY!!! As for Yves Saint Laurent well screw you for using Gisele. Just because I don’t have 40DDD tits it doesn’t mean you have to erase me from your mailing list. Just kidding.
Signé Anna Wintour
I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what the commentator is saying for the most part but if you adore Anna oh dear Anna Wintour like I do then, no doubt, you’ll love this video of her.
Manolo Blahnik Sample Sale
Thank god we’re not wealthy enough to get invited to exclusive sample sales. This photo says it all about the people you’ll encounter at such lovely events. I had a good laugh when I saw this. Hello…. I’m the worst sweaty betty ever so imagine how dreadful it would be had I been there!
Naomi Campbell MANIA
Fuck me with a fruitcake. Now this. THIS IS HOW A FUCKING SUPERMODEL DOES IT. I fucking have NO words whatsoever. WATCH HER WORK IT. SHE’S PERFECT!!!!!!
Via Please don’t feed the models (obsession du jour!!)
The good and the bad, nobody has it all together. So let’s not pretend.
The Naomi Diaries. Out now — June 2007 issue of W Magazine.
Costume Institute: Lily Donaldson
I love this photograph! It’s nice to know that
beautiful people Lily Donaldson is capable of looking BAD in front of the camera. It makes me feel much better about myself. Tone down on whatever substance you’re taking betch! You kinda look like an all-drugged up Karolina K blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda no?
Photo credit: Style.com
I would love to get a high-resolution version of this photo, make a big ass poster out of it and post it on my wall. Priceless.
Sally Singer again
Jesus mother of god. Please tell me this is a practical joke. I was leafing through the Costume Institute’s Party of the Year photos and photo made quite an impact on me. The dress is soo not flattering on mother hen… she looks festively plump! Her hips and thighs look quite ginormous!! I"m not sure what look she’s aiming for but when I saw this photograph, 2 things came to mind: swinging sixties and my favourite movie, Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion.
Who is this woman? Well, she works at Vogue.
It’s no other than my favourite person at Conde Nast, Miss Sally Singer! Dammit Sally, I really really really liked the way you looked on the Today Show.
I still love you babe, no matter what. This, too, shall pass.
Isabella Blow Takes Her Bow
OMG! OMFG! I cannot fucking believe this. WWD just sent a "breaking news" email that the legendary Isabella Blow passed away!
"Isabella Blow, stylist and former fashion director of Tatler and London’s Sunday Times, has died under circumstances still being determined.
The front row fashion fixture was a staunch supporter of emerging talents, and was credited with discovering the likes of Alexander McQueen and Philip Treacy."
Oh my god. Good ol’ Isabella is one of the reasons why London is still on the fashion radar. Always adorned with billion-dollar millinery, she’s quite the fabulous fashion character.
Big hugs and kisses to those of you who adore Isabella.
PS. Cancer was the cause of death according to Hilary Alexander/Daily Telegraph.
Kate Moss for Topshop
I haven’t really paid any attention to KM for Topshop recently, I mean, she’s EVERYWHERE! I’ll keep this entry short and sweet — did *YOU* get anything? And for the Topshop people in viva third world, are we getting Kate’s line locally?
Click click click for Topshop pandemonium!
Gemma Ward for Christian Dior
She worked it like she owned it.
Photo credit: Christian Dior
I love Gemma and I love Christian Dior! What are you waiting for? Email me pictures of your best Bryanboy pose and I’ll post em online. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org or MMS +63.915.785.1492.