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3:06 pm

Roberto Cavalli at H&M

20/06/2007, Fashion and Style

CavalliRoberto Cavalli at H&M

You’ve seen it all before — Karl Lagerfed, Stella McCartney, Viktor & Rolf… look who jumped on the H&M designer bandwagon… it’s no other than Roberto Cavalli! Roberto will design a line that consists of 20 pieces for men, 25 pieces for women and lingerie + accessories. It should be available in 200 selected H&M stores worldwide starting on November 8, 2007.

"As the first Italian designer in the history of H&M, I enthusiastically welcomed this invitation, proud to bring the lively and positive spirit of my work to a new audience, who will be able to see and interpret my style in an individual way. I love freedom and challenges: breaking down barriers, experimenting in different directions. H&M is all this for me. I will add a dash of festivity and dreams."
– Roberto Cavalli

Roberto Cavalli

I can’t wait to see this collection! I love Cavalli and his man boobs.

PS. I still haven’t forgiven him for doing a Gaultier and sending Nicky Hilton a hippopotamus a fat person on the Just Cavalli SS07 runway show. Click here to see why the runway should be limited to girls 5’9 and taller, 120 pounds and thinner.

10:25 pm

Gucci Resort 2008 (ENOUGH of the Frida bashing, will ya?)

19/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Gucci Resort 2008

Have you guys seen the new Gucci 2008 collection? Ooh la love.

Photo credit:

Click click click!


1:49 pm

Chanel: Runway to reality?

18/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Chanel: Runway to reality?

Here’s something for shits and giggles. Never mind the sheer amount of money I’ve spent over the years at the house that Coco built. The Chanel people are so gonna disown me for doing this but some of us can’t wait until December.

OK Fine. Irina looks much much better because she’s colour coordinated. I’m sure I’ll be forgiven. I mean hello… I love Chanel for god’s sake! Click here to watch Chanel’s 2008 Cruise Collection.

7:55 am

Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre

18/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre

Italian fashion designer Gianfranco Ferre, 62, died Sunday after suffering a brain hemorrhage on Friday in Milan.

Via: Time

I couldn’t help but wonder…. the House of Christian Dior celebrates its 60th anniversary this year, non?

Look at the fashion industry’s losses so far:

Steven Robinson – John Galliano’s right-hand man

followed by

Gianfranco Ferre – Marc Bohan’s successor at Dior before handing the baton to John Galliano.


3:53 am

Protected: Future Perfect by Steven Meisel

14/06/2007, Fashion and Style

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9:40 pm

Model Mania: Stretch marks

12/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Model Mania: Stretch marks

Oh wow they’re human too. *snigger*

I’ll give you an oreo cookie and a kiss on the cheek if you can guess the top model WITHOUT clicking on the link. Vote bitches!!

Click click click for the answer!


8:43 am

Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me.

03/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me

I died. Died, died, died yet again.

So there I was, watching THIS promotional video of Chanel accessories for fall/winter 2007. It didn’t disappoint — gorgeous, gorgeous bracelets, belts, shoes, headbands, necklaces, bags, jewelry, boots, etc. Fast forward two minutes later, a penguin hoodie came up and pop goes the weasel, Uncle Karl’s bodyguard came into the picture.

Oh daddy!

I swear to god he winked at me and no, I’m not hallucinating!!! Watch that video now and see for yourself. He winked and then he licked his lips and wisphered "suck me" before Doutzen ruined the fantasy.

Just kidding.

1:29 am

The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE

25/05/2007, Fashion and Style

The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE


I wandered around the streets of Nueva York last night after a hot and horny craigslist "bareback and skiing" fuck fest and found these people rummaging through Chanel’s trash. I wonder what treasures those massive brown boxes hold. Accessories, anyone? Any sample-sized dresses?

Just kidding. My buddy Thomas emailed me these cheeky photos. BTW, what are those white shoes the the guy in the blue jacket is wearing? They’re ginormous like a cruiseliner!!! EEEK!!!

Out with the old… and the old resurfaces on eBay! Click click click.


5:53 am

Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection

21/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection

Chanel. Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel. CHANEL. Coco Chanel. CHANEL. It’s here. It’s finally here!

Ladies. All aboard the Chanel Line! Click click click!


11:06 am


20/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Obsession du jour: Irina Lazareanu

It’s 11AM, I’m trying to get some sleep and I’ve got FTV on… then this video comes up. I JUST HAD TO GO ONLINE TO BLOG ABOUT IT!!

Freja’s a fucking bitch I wanna spit at her face! Just kidding. I love Freja but I bet you my fat arse she eats little children like me for lunch.

I LOOOOOVE IRINA!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I’VE ALWAYS SHRUGGED HER OUT OF MY MODELISING SYSTEM AS THE HARDCORE EDGY NON-TRADITIONAL BEAUTY WEIRDO BUT GOD DAMMIT SHE’S *IT*!! She’s got personality. She’s funny. She’s quirky. She’s got a wicked sense of humor. She’s crazy. She’s amazing and yes, she’s god damn beautiful.

"These are people freaking out because the socks are gray not khaki. So. The world will stop turning and the ground will collapse."

Classic. Consider me a big Irina fan now.

Irina Lazareanu I fucking love you. kthxbye. I need to sleep!! I’ve been up since 2PM YESTERDAY!!!!!

PS. Irina on Galliano: "It’s really great. It’s really natural. You know, it’s like fresh like you get up in the morning kind of glow. It’s really natural. The whole concept is very very close to reality." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAMPION!!!!!