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6:23 am

The Nominees starring Agyness Deyn

22/06/2007, Fashion and Style

The Nominees starring Agyness Deyn

The people who run America’s Next Top Model should watch and learn.

This is how you WORK IT.

Need I say more?

1:17 am

Anya Hindmarch Ching Chong Edition.

22/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Anya Hindmarch Ching Chong Edition

The Asian version of *that* bag is gonna be available for sale on July 6 in Hongkong, Japan, Singapore, China, Thailand, Indonesia blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. If you’re one of the crazy fools who are willing to queue for hours to get that bag, please keep my fat, third world brown ching chong ass in mind and snap one for me because I live in the cesspit of Asia. My country doesn’t exist according to the people at Anya Hindmarch. Yes, we’re on the same league as Argentina except the people are hotter over there.

Anya Hindmarch I am not a plastic bag!

Think of it as a belated/advance birthday/thanksgiving/halloween/christmas present. I’m soo obsessed about it and it’s not even funny. Yes I’m pathetic enough to want something everyone wants/already have so FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE. I know there are other alternatives out there but getting the real deal is far better. My porn stash and my sex toys will thank you later.

What do you think?

PS. Can I just say that those bags are cheap and shipping them to me is is also cheap? I’ll even slap you in the face with cash if you want me to pay you back but hell I’m not gonna pay $100 for that shit. There really is no excuse for you people not to get me one. Do it for the poor. Do it for the whales. Do it for the seals. Do it for the third world kids. Do it for me because I’m preeeeettttty!! Hahaha. Ok. Over and out. This obsession is silly. Silly, I tell you!

3:06 pm

Roberto Cavalli at H&M

20/06/2007, Fashion and Style

CavalliRoberto Cavalli at H&M

You’ve seen it all before — Karl Lagerfed, Stella McCartney, Viktor & Rolf… look who jumped on the H&M designer bandwagon… it’s no other than Roberto Cavalli! Roberto will design a line that consists of 20 pieces for men, 25 pieces for women and lingerie + accessories. It should be available in 200 selected H&M stores worldwide starting on November 8, 2007.

"As the first Italian designer in the history of H&M, I enthusiastically welcomed this invitation, proud to bring the lively and positive spirit of my work to a new audience, who will be able to see and interpret my style in an individual way. I love freedom and challenges: breaking down barriers, experimenting in different directions. H&M is all this for me. I will add a dash of festivity and dreams."
– Roberto Cavalli

Roberto Cavalli

I can’t wait to see this collection! I love Cavalli and his man boobs.

PS. I still haven’t forgiven him for doing a Gaultier and sending Nicky Hilton a hippopotamus a fat person on the Just Cavalli SS07 runway show. Click here to see why the runway should be limited to girls 5’9 and taller, 120 pounds and thinner.

10:25 pm

Gucci Resort 2008 (ENOUGH of the Frida bashing, will ya?)

19/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Gucci Resort 2008

Have you guys seen the new Gucci 2008 collection? Ooh la love.

Photo credit:

Click click click!


1:49 pm

Chanel: Runway to reality?

18/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Chanel: Runway to reality?

Here’s something for shits and giggles. Never mind the sheer amount of money I’ve spent over the years at the house that Coco built. The Chanel people are so gonna disown me for doing this but some of us can’t wait until December.

OK Fine. Irina looks much much better because she’s colour coordinated. I’m sure I’ll be forgiven. I mean hello… I love Chanel for god’s sake! Click here to watch Chanel’s 2008 Cruise Collection.

7:55 am

Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre

18/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre

Italian fashion designer Gianfranco Ferre, 62, died Sunday after suffering a brain hemorrhage on Friday in Milan.

Via: Time

I couldn’t help but wonder…. the House of Christian Dior celebrates its 60th anniversary this year, non?

Look at the fashion industry’s losses so far:

Steven Robinson – John Galliano’s right-hand man

followed by

Gianfranco Ferre – Marc Bohan’s successor at Dior before handing the baton to John Galliano.


3:53 am

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14/06/2007, Fashion and Style

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9:40 pm

Model Mania: Stretch marks

12/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Model Mania: Stretch marks

Oh wow they’re human too. *snigger*

I’ll give you an oreo cookie and a kiss on the cheek if you can guess the top model WITHOUT clicking on the link. Vote bitches!!

Click click click for the answer!


8:43 am

Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me.

03/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me

I died. Died, died, died yet again.

So there I was, watching THIS promotional video of Chanel accessories for fall/winter 2007. It didn’t disappoint — gorgeous, gorgeous bracelets, belts, shoes, headbands, necklaces, bags, jewelry, boots, etc. Fast forward two minutes later, a penguin hoodie came up and pop goes the weasel, Uncle Karl’s bodyguard came into the picture.

Oh daddy!

I swear to god he winked at me and no, I’m not hallucinating!!! Watch that video now and see for yourself. He winked and then he licked his lips and wisphered "suck me" before Doutzen ruined the fantasy.

Just kidding.

1:29 am

The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE

25/05/2007, Fashion and Style

The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE


I wandered around the streets of Nueva York last night after a hot and horny craigslist "bareback and skiing" fuck fest and found these people rummaging through Chanel’s trash. I wonder what treasures those massive brown boxes hold. Accessories, anyone? Any sample-sized dresses?

Just kidding. My buddy Thomas emailed me these cheeky photos. BTW, what are those white shoes the the guy in the blue jacket is wearing? They’re ginormous like a cruiseliner!!! EEEK!!!

Out with the old… and the old resurfaces on eBay! Click click click.