Bling Bling Balenciaga.
Remember those ice-hockey inspired Balenciaga heels
EVERYONE I wanted? Well, what do you know? Look at what I found from Elle Magazine. Please tell me an Elle intern came to the Hachette Filipacchi Media office with a massive hangover and made a typo on this page.
Shame on you Elle magazine, shame on you.
For four thousand one hundred seventy five uncle sam dollars ($4,175), I could buy my own all-male, all-6′ and taller, all-well hung, ice hockey team from bumfuck, Canada, have them shipped to the third world by Fedex and get gangbanged day in and day out until I shit RED MAPLE LEAVES.
PS. Pierre Hardy, call me. CALL ME NOW!!!! +63.915.785.1492. Yes, that’s my real number and no, I’m not joking. Don’t play hard to get with me. I’ll give you the best BLOWJOB you’ll ever receive in this lifetime. If you get my voicemail, chances are, I’m probably asleep so please leave me a message and tell me I’m pretty.
The Nominees starring Agyness Deyn
The people who run America’s Next Top Model should watch and learn.
This is how you WORK IT.
Need I say more?
Anya Hindmarch Ching Chong Edition
The Asian version of *that* bag is gonna be available for sale on July 6 in Hongkong, Japan, Singapore, China, Thailand, Indonesia blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. If you’re one of the crazy fools who are willing to queue for hours to get that bag, please keep my fat, third world brown ching chong ass in mind and snap one for me because I live in the cesspit of Asia. My country doesn’t exist according to the people at Anya Hindmarch. Yes, we’re on the same league as Argentina except the people are hotter over there.
Think of it as a belated/advance birthday/thanksgiving/halloween/christmas present. I’m soo obsessed about it and it’s not even funny. Yes I’m pathetic enough to want something everyone wants/already have so FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE. I know there are other alternatives out there but getting the real deal is far better. My porn stash and my sex toys will thank you later.
What do you think?
PS. Can I just say that those bags are cheap and shipping them to me is is also cheap?
I’ll even slap you in the face with cash if you want me to pay you back but hell I’m not gonna pay $100 for that shit. There really is no excuse for you people not to get me one. Do it for the poor. Do it for the whales. Do it for the seals. Do it for the third world kids. Do it for me because I’m preeeeettttty!! Hahaha. Ok. Over and out. This obsession is silly. Silly, I tell you!
Roberto Cavalli at H&M
You’ve seen it all before — Karl Lagerfed, Stella McCartney, Viktor & Rolf… look who jumped on the H&M designer bandwagon… it’s no other than Roberto Cavalli! Roberto will design a line that consists of 20 pieces for men, 25 pieces for women and lingerie + accessories. It should be available in 200 selected H&M stores worldwide starting on November 8, 2007.
"As the first Italian designer in the history of H&M, I enthusiastically welcomed this invitation, proud to bring the lively and positive spirit of my work to a new audience, who will be able to see and interpret my style in an individual way. I love freedom and challenges: breaking down barriers, experimenting in different directions. H&M is all this for me. I will add a dash of festivity and dreams."
– Roberto Cavalli
I can’t wait to see this collection! I love Cavalli and his man boobs.
PS. I still haven’t forgiven him for doing a Gaultier and sending
Nicky Hilton a hippopotamus a fat person on the Just Cavalli SS07 runway show. Click here to see why the runway should be limited to girls 5’9 and taller, 120 pounds and thinner.
Gucci Resort 2008
Have you guys seen the new Gucci 2008 collection? Ooh la love.
Photo credit: Style.com
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Chanel: Runway to reality?
Here’s something for shits and giggles. Never mind the sheer amount of money I’ve spent over the years at the house that Coco built. The Chanel people are so gonna disown me for doing this but some of us can’t wait until December.
OK Fine. Irina looks much much better because she’s colour coordinated. I’m sure I’ll be forgiven. I mean hello… I love Chanel for god’s sake! Click here to watch Chanel’s 2008 Cruise Collection.
Peace out, Gianfranco Ferre
Italian fashion designer Gianfranco Ferre, 62, died Sunday after suffering a brain hemorrhage on Friday in Milan.
I couldn’t help but wonder…. the House of Christian Dior celebrates its 60th anniversary this year, non?
Look at the fashion industry’s losses so far:
Steven Robinson – John Galliano’s right-hand man
Gianfranco Ferre – Marc Bohan’s successor at Dior before handing the baton to John Galliano.
Model Mania: Stretch marks
Oh wow they’re human too. *snigger*
I’ll give you an oreo cookie and a kiss on the cheek if you can guess the top model WITHOUT clicking on the link. Vote bitches!!
Click click click for the answer!
Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me
I died. Died, died, died yet again.
So there I was, watching THIS promotional video of Chanel accessories for fall/winter 2007. It didn’t disappoint — gorgeous, gorgeous bracelets, belts, shoes, headbands, necklaces, bags, jewelry, boots, etc. Fast forward two minutes later, a penguin hoodie came up and pop goes the weasel, Uncle Karl’s bodyguard came into the picture.
I swear to god he winked at me and no, I’m not hallucinating!!! Watch that video now and see for yourself. He winked and then he licked his lips and wisphered "suck me" before Doutzen ruined the fantasy.