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5:53 am

Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection

21/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection

Chanel. Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel. CHANEL. Coco Chanel. CHANEL. It’s here. It’s finally here!

Ladies. All aboard the Chanel Line! Click click click!

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11:06 am

Obsession du jour: IRINA LAZAREANU I FUCKING LOVE YOU

20/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Obsession du jour: Irina Lazareanu

It’s 11AM, I’m trying to get some sleep and I’ve got FTV on… then this video comes up. I JUST HAD TO GO ONLINE TO BLOG ABOUT IT!!

Freja’s a fucking bitch I wanna spit at her face! Just kidding. I love Freja but I bet you my fat arse she eats little children like me for lunch.

I LOOOOOVE IRINA!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I’VE ALWAYS SHRUGGED HER OUT OF MY MODELISING SYSTEM AS THE HARDCORE EDGY NON-TRADITIONAL BEAUTY WEIRDO BUT GOD DAMMIT SHE’S *IT*!! She’s got personality. She’s funny. She’s quirky. She’s got a wicked sense of humor. She’s crazy. She’s amazing and yes, she’s god damn beautiful.

"These are people freaking out because the socks are gray not khaki. So. The world will stop turning and the ground will collapse."

Classic. Consider me a big Irina fan now.

Irina Lazareanu I fucking love you. kthxbye. I need to sleep!! I’ve been up since 2PM YESTERDAY!!!!!

PS. Irina on Galliano: "It’s really great. It’s really natural. You know, it’s like fresh like you get up in the morning kind of glow. It’s really natural. The whole concept is very very close to reality." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAMPION!!!!!

1:31 am

Smokers Anonymous

20/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Smokers Anonymous

I love, love, love these photographs that I found on another blog.

I’ll let the gorgeous photos speak for themselves. No captions whatsoever. Click click click!

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2:08 pm

The Lovely and Beautiful Lovisa Burfitt

19/05/2007, Fashion and Style

The Lovely and Beautiful Lovisa Burfitt

Herregud!! Herregud!!! Jag har tårar i mina ögon när jag skriver det här. Det är sååå otroligt!!! Major brownie points if you can guess who made the illustration below just by looking at it. I’ll give you a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie if you manage to guess it correctly. Well duh, I already gave the answer but whatevs. Haha!

Is this the best week ever or what? My email account is clearly enjoying multiple orgasms as we speak, thanks to the abundance of unexpected gifts from you lot. Your love is overwhelming! It’s amazing how the internet made the world… at least mine… smaller — I’m honestly, honestly amazed how far my faggotry has reached and to think, I’m nothing but a dazed and deranged silly little pretentious princess from viva la third world!

Guess who sent me to cardiac arrest earlier this week? Click click click!

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9:45 am

Chanel Cruise Collection 2007/8

19/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Chanel Cruise/Resort Collection 2007/8

Am I the only one dripping with anxiety and anticipation? The show starts in 20 minutes… if you’re in Los Angeles, get your fat ass over at Hangar 8, 3100 Donald Douglas Loop North, Santa Monica Airport, California, USofA. Take lots and lots and lots of pictures. Don’t forget to get me Karl Lagerfeld’s autograph. 40 years from now, I want that autograph to be the only thing I’ll be clutching when I get buried six feet under the ground. DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!!!

Can’t wait to see the pictures! I LOVE CHANEL!

7:57 am

I REALLY NEED THAT UNCENSORED DIOR VIDEO. NOW!

18/05/2007, Fashion and Style

I REALLY NEED THAT UNCENSORED DIOR VIDEO. NOW!

From my newfound blog obsession du jour, Rachel (link removed), who recently walked the runway at Dior. LOVES IT!!!!! LOVES HER!!!!!!!

"The runway was awkward. People could barely walk in the heels and we had 5 stops to make. I’m not used to stopping in the middle of the runway 3 times to pose for each side for a grand total of 2 seconds each. Apparently neither was anyone else..


Photo credit: Getty Images

One girl (May Anderson) drank a wee bit too much before hand and ended up doing some terrfying stumble into the girls walking past her during the finale. She regained herself but left a huge gap between her and the person she was follow. Every step she took was agonizing to watch.. her foot would go sideway sand she’d stumble again, people in the audience kept jumping like they needed to catch her along the way.

I didn’t know if she’d twisted her ankle or if she was just stunned from it happening and couldn’t regain her composure. After every couple of steps, she’d look like she was giving up, like she’d just stop walking, collapse and cry. The 2 girls behind her/in front of me each took one of her arms and helped her parade backstage. It was quite a scene."

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn I need to see a video!!! Someone pleaaaasseeeee turn this "negative" into a positive!!!! Don’t censor it!!!!

5:01 am

Anna Wintour slept with Bob Marley?

16/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Anna Wintour slept with Bob Marley?

The world has gone mad. I honestly don’t know what or who to believe anymore. Some crazy lunatic named Peter Braunstein (right) wanted Anna Wintour dead and even made plans to murder her. Oh. my. god.

What’s more shocking though is Peter’s quote on today’s New York Post:

"It was beneath her. And all the while I’m thinking, ‘Who is this skank?’ She plays up this aristocratic, Marie Antoinette ‘Let them eat cake’ routine, but, excuse me, can I get some proof that she holds a title of nobility that goes back to the 13th century? No. All she does is edit a magazine. That’s it. So what’s with the royalty routine? . . . I mean, for Christ’s sake, the woman slept with Bob Marley, one of the most soulful people ever to walk the face of the earth. If that didn’t spiritualize her, nothing would."

Looks like I’m not the only one who likes tall, dark and well-hung guys. Andre Leon-Talley, u available babe for a quick booty call? Give me a makeover while you’re at it.

12:23 pm

Too Much. So Couture. Just Perfect.

15/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Too Much. So Couture. Just Perfect.

My favourite grand house of fashion, namely Chanel, recently got jewelry designer Jessica Kagan Cushman’s knickers in a twist because of some silly fight over bangles. Think slogan bracelets ala slogan tees by House of Holland.

I don’t know about you but I think my cheap yet chic resin bangles made by Rafia & Bossa that I got in Colette 2 years ago for €85 each are lovely. I know the font is a cute sans-serif and they’re not made out of luxurious ivory with hand-engraved details but when you look at it on a different perspective, my quirky & whimsical bracelets are just as fabulous without the overpriced and overcompensating price tag, no?

Just be thankful Fashionista’s BFF du jour, Forever 21, hasn’t come out with copies as of yet. I have one thing to say to all of you, Chanel, Jessica and other purveyors of lovely bangles out there. First one to send me lots and lots of gorgeous bangles for FREE (by mail) to add to my growing collection will get a kiss from me on the cheeks and an oreo cookie.

Email me for my mailing address. SHOWER ME WITH GOODIES!!

4:08 am

NEWSFLASH: Karl Lagerfeld Kissing a WOMAN!!!! Karl Lagerfeld videos in the 70s

15/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Karl Lagerfeld in the 70s

EDIT: The name of this movie/documentary? L’Amour by Andy Warhol, no less!

Holy MOTHER OF GOD, pray for us sinners, now and forever AHHHHH-MEN!!!!! You are soo gonna die with my newfound discovery. If you haven’t read Alicia Drake’s The Beautiful Fall, here are super duper rare videos of Uncle Karl in the 70s!!! There was something about the poor, something about peasants and something about peasant monkey milking cows.

HERE’S KARL LAGERFELD KISSING A WOMAN!!!!!

And no, there’s nothing about Marc, satchels, Calvin Klein skirts and DEFINITELY nothing about the pony. Click click click!

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1:43 am

Joy Nash is Fat!

15/05/2007, Fashion and Style

Joy Nash is Fat!

And so am I!!!! Watch this video. I love, love, love, LOVE her! I just finished watching it right now and she gave me confidence to be comfortable in my own skin. What a great motivational piece. Watch, learn and accept!

FAT PEOPLE REPRESENT!