Model Mania: Stretch marks
Oh wow they’re human too. *snigger*
I’ll give you an oreo cookie and a kiss on the cheek if you can guess the top model WITHOUT clicking on the link. Vote bitches!!
Click click click for the answer!
Karl Lagerfeld’s Bodyguard killed me
I died. Died, died, died yet again.
So there I was, watching THIS promotional video of Chanel accessories for fall/winter 2007. It didn’t disappoint — gorgeous, gorgeous bracelets, belts, shoes, headbands, necklaces, bags, jewelry, boots, etc. Fast forward two minutes later, a penguin hoodie came up and pop goes the weasel, Uncle Karl’s bodyguard came into the picture.
I swear to god he winked at me and no, I’m not hallucinating!!! Watch that video now and see for yourself. He winked and then he licked his lips and wisphered "suck me" before Doutzen ruined the fantasy.
The homeless and Chanel + DIOR HAUTE COUTURE
I wandered around the streets of Nueva York last night after a hot and horny craigslist "bareback and skiing" fuck fest and found these people rummaging through Chanel’s trash. I wonder what treasures those massive brown boxes hold. Accessories, anyone? Any sample-sized dresses?
Just kidding. My buddy Thomas emailed me these cheeky photos. BTW, what are those white shoes the the guy in the blue jacket is wearing? They’re ginormous like a cruiseliner!!! EEEK!!!
Out with the old… and the old resurfaces on eBay! Click click click.
Chanel Cruise 2007/8 Collection
Chanel. Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel Chanel. CHANEL. Coco Chanel. CHANEL. It’s here. It’s finally here!
Ladies. All aboard the Chanel Line! Click click click!
Obsession du jour: Irina Lazareanu
It’s 11AM, I’m trying to get some sleep and I’ve got FTV on… then this video comes up. I JUST HAD TO GO ONLINE TO BLOG ABOUT IT!!
Freja’s a fucking bitch I wanna spit at her face! Just kidding. I love Freja but I bet you my fat arse she eats little children like me for lunch.
I LOOOOOVE IRINA!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I’VE ALWAYS SHRUGGED HER OUT OF MY MODELISING SYSTEM AS THE HARDCORE EDGY NON-TRADITIONAL BEAUTY WEIRDO BUT GOD DAMMIT SHE’S *IT*!! She’s got personality. She’s funny. She’s quirky. She’s got a wicked sense of humor. She’s crazy. She’s amazing and yes, she’s god damn beautiful.
"These are people freaking out because the socks are gray not khaki. So. The world will stop turning and the ground will collapse."
Classic. Consider me a big Irina fan now.
Irina Lazareanu I fucking love you. kthxbye. I need to sleep!! I’ve been up since 2PM YESTERDAY!!!!!
PS. Irina on Galliano: "It’s really great. It’s really natural. You know, it’s like fresh like you get up in the morning kind of glow. It’s really natural. The whole concept is very very close to reality." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAMPION!!!!!
I love, love, love these photographs that I found on another blog.
I’ll let the gorgeous photos speak for themselves. No captions whatsoever. Click click click!
The Lovely and Beautiful Lovisa Burfitt
Herregud!! Herregud!!! Jag har tårar i mina ögon när jag skriver det här. Det är sååå otroligt!!! Major brownie points if you can guess who made the illustration below just by looking at it. I’ll give you a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie if you manage to guess it correctly. Well duh, I already gave the answer but whatevs. Haha!
Is this the best week ever or what? My email account is clearly enjoying multiple orgasms as we speak, thanks to the abundance of unexpected gifts from you lot. Your love is overwhelming! It’s amazing how the internet made the world… at least mine… smaller — I’m honestly, honestly amazed how far my faggotry has reached and to think, I’m nothing but a dazed and deranged silly little pretentious princess from viva la third world!
Guess who sent me to cardiac arrest earlier this week? Click click click!
Chanel Cruise/Resort Collection 2007/8
Am I the only one dripping with anxiety and anticipation? The show starts in 20 minutes… if you’re in Los Angeles, get your fat ass over at Hangar 8, 3100 Donald Douglas Loop North, Santa Monica Airport, California, USofA. Take lots and lots and lots of pictures. Don’t forget to get me Karl Lagerfeld’s autograph. 40 years from now, I want that autograph to be the only thing I’ll be clutching when I get buried six feet under the ground. DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
Can’t wait to see the pictures! I LOVE CHANEL!
I REALLY NEED THAT UNCENSORED DIOR VIDEO. NOW!
From my newfound blog obsession du jour, Rachel (link removed), who recently walked the runway at Dior. LOVES IT!!!!! LOVES HER!!!!!!!
"The runway was awkward. People could barely walk in the heels and we had 5 stops to make. I’m not used to stopping in the middle of the runway 3 times to pose for each side for a grand total of 2 seconds each. Apparently neither was anyone else..
Photo credit: Getty Images
One girl (May Anderson) drank a wee bit too much before hand and ended up doing some terrfying stumble into the girls walking past her during the finale. She regained herself but left a huge gap between her and the person she was follow. Every step she took was agonizing to watch.. her foot would go sideway sand she’d stumble again, people in the audience kept jumping like they needed to catch her along the way.
I didn’t know if she’d twisted her ankle or if she was just stunned from it happening and couldn’t regain her composure. After every couple of steps, she’d look like she was giving up, like she’d just stop walking, collapse and cry. The 2 girls behind her/in front of me each took one of her arms and helped her parade backstage. It was quite a scene."
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn I need to see a video!!! Someone pleaaaasseeeee turn this "negative" into a positive!!!! Don’t censor it!!!!