Please tell me those tats you got are fake ones that rub off after 7 days. I’m all for freedom, fun, cheeky humor and all but have you noticed? You are turning into one of them diseased circuit queens. What’s next? Bareback sling fuckfests, fisting and felching? Is this your own way of getting the media’s attention because John Galliano is the star of LVMH? I love you Marc and all that crap but please, for the life of god, clean up your act stat! Call me and let’s have coffee. My treat. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Fashionista.com recently asked their readers what their favourite fashion movie was. Am I the only one who noticed how out of 60 people who replied, only one answered "Unzipped" (remember Linda’s famous line — "See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels?" ) and no one except moi answered "Pret-a-Porter" by Robert Altman?
JAWBREAKERS? Isn’t it funny how most people who say they’re into fashion wouldn’t remember (or have watched) a movie as iconic as pret a porter/ready to wear? Pret-a-Porter, to me, was my first memorable fashion moment. Come to think of it, I was barely a teenager when it came out. Am I old?
Sing after me: When he takes me in his arms… and whispers love to me… everything’s lovely. It’s him for me and me for him all our lives and it’s so real what I feel this is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rosseeeeeeeeeee
EEEWWWW!! Will Elle Magazine (US) go ala Vogue Italia???
I was reading an article from the New York Times how Elle Magazine (US) is about to launch a brand, spanking new look next month. I love Elle and although I don’t read it often as much as I do with other monthly rags, I always thought Elle is pretty generous when it comes to covering accessories and some of their non-celebrity editorials always had that fresh feminine look and such. Anyway, as part of September issue they have this editorial called "Just Like Them" which is a spoof on celebrity magazines like Star and Us Weekly.
Well… guess what… didn’t Steven Meisel did this whole hollywood paparazzi shots AGES ago for Vogue Italia? In fact, I know this because that was one of my favourite editorials ever! That was one of the main reasons why I had a celeb celeb "IT" obsession/craze like last year.
So that’s what they call it eh? Go-sees? Looks like someone is a bit jealous of Gisele’s US$150,000,000 (that’s one hudred fifty million donald duck dollars) fortune. I know I am! One of my original favourite models, thinspiration primetime Hana Soukupova, has been WORKING IT to extremes, according to WWD.
New York Fashion Week is still over a month away, but catwalk favorite Hana Soukupova has been putting her endless gams on overdrive this summer. While her runway colleagues indulge in some vacation time, the Czech model has turned Cinema Society screenings and store openings into a makeshift round of go-sees, besting even the most dedicated social’s attendance record. Consider the past two weeks alone, during which Soukupova could be spotted at a Piaget event for Doo-Ri Chung, Super Saturday 10, a Moët & Chandon and Fendi-sponsored yacht bash and a Prince concert at the Ross School in the Hamptons. Source: WWD
You go girlfriend! Work it like you own it. That’s what models are supposed to do anyway. Fuck events though, we need model scandals! You’re not really a supermodel until you become tabloid fodder, have an eating disorder scandal, a drug scandal, a partying galore scandal, a sex scandal and of course, drug-fuelled sex orgies with that Formula 1 race boss which every supermodel have slept with. Erase that, Hana, I think you should arrange a little fabricated photo-op session giving that hottie Lapo Elkann a blowjob with your mouth foaming with his cum and then leak it to the press. I’ve always had a little crush on that faggot. Lapo Elkann is the new Flavio Briatore! Is Lapo Elkann gay? Just kidding!
The only reason why I’m such a top model junkie right now is because of Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 3. For realz. Although my fave girl didn’t won, I’m happy that my 2nd favourite, thinspirational princess Alice Burdeu won instead. As part of her prize, here’s the September issue of Australian Vogue. Cover shot by Troyt Coburn.
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Anna Wintour lookin’ thin! Anna Wintour smiling… and smiling wide! Anna Wintour in denim jeans! Anna Wintour wearing flats! Anna Wintour hugging/being hugged by her daughter! Is that vintage soft Louis Vuitton luggage? What in the world is coming into? How come no one told me about this super rare video of Anna Wintour and Bee Schaffer outside the Ritz Hotel in Paris? I found this month-old video on my own while searching for something.
I don’t know about you but I love Anna and all the crap everyone makes up about her being ice queen are nothing but fabricated lies. One day, Anna will make one of her slaves call me on the phone, fly me on an all-expense paid trip to Nueva York, give me a job, have Andre Leon Talley give me a head-to-toe makeover, introduce me to Plum Skykes and Sally Singer and Grace Coddington and Zac Posen, who will be my new boyfriend and of course, Jack and Lazaro… we’re gonna have one big orgy!
Like hell that’s gonna happen but hey, it’s free to dream.
Holy mother of god, y’all have to watch this 1995 video clip of Stephanie Seymour’s hen party – all the supermodels gone wild! God damn I don’t even have words for this shit, this is PRICELESS! The hotness that she is, Naomi Campbell, is high on coke, Kate Moss looked sooo chic, Claudia Schiffer was thinspiration goddess, Karen Mulder is drop dead gorgeous, and Stephanie Seymour is sooo super sensational on her dress — is that an Alaia? Don’t forget the giant inflatable penis at the end of this clip. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT! Even the legendary Polly Mellen was there!! Do you think she went to the toilets with Naomi and shared a couple of lines? This is definitely one of the finest supermodel moments I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, I bet you a million dollars if you gather Gemma Ward, Snejana Onopka, Agyness Deyn, Irina Lazareanu, Sasha Pivovarova and Natasha Poly around one table expect nothing but silent moments and the odd marlboro lights.
Bah. You know what I want right this second? My own Alaia dress and a huge bag of cock, I mean coke. Oh yes.
This has got to be the most magnificent fashion editorial I have EVER seen in my entire life. Harper’s Bazaar, after all these years, never cease to amaze me. Lookie lookie at Harper’s Bazaar (August 2007) coverage of the Simpsons’ Parisian invasion!