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5:43 am

OMG It’s a miracle!

06/07/2007, Fashion and Style

OMG It’s a miracle!

WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! It’s Sally Singer indeed and her hair looks nice for a change. None of that windswept chic she’s been rocking for the past few seasons. I just checked thanks to one of my blog comment people and yes it’s her! Anna looks barely legal in that photo as for Grace, well, she’s eternal beauty, just like Sonia Rykiel.

sally singer, anna wintour, grace coddington

Anna should’ve worn her Chanel glasses and held that flower (on the floor) for effect. No?


6:43 pm

Christian Dior Haute Couture FW2007 Fashion Show!

04/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Christian Dior Haute Couture FW2007 Fashion Show!

It’s here! It’s finally here! Grab yourselves a bottle of clicquot and watch the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007 fashion show in its entirety.

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007

I looove the finale — this has got to be the longest AND GRANDEST walk a designer has ever done in a show. God damn I don’t think anyone else can top this, from the venue, the models, the clothes, the crowd, the music (it’s soo GAY CLUB!!!! hahahaha i have a visual image of me in Le Queen in Paris at the stroke of midnight, high on cocaine and champagne with all the gogo boys in silver hot pants dancing on the ledges, confetti in the air!!), everything! The show looks like a fuckin glamorous European ball! ELECTRIFYING! 2007 definitely belongs to the House of Christian Dior! This is the shit dreams are made of y’all!

I’m *SO* done with my Dior couture obsession. Done. Finito. Over and out!

9:53 pm

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008 SUPERMODEL Highlights

03/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Highlights

I know, I know. It’s Christian Dior couture extravaganza galore on I still owe you guys my pics and my videos but I need to purge this out of my system or else I’ll go insane. Yes… it’s THAT time of the year! To help me with my post-couture recovery process, I’m gonna post some of my favourite pictures and put captions etc.

To John Galliano, Thanks For Everything!

Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Gisele Bundchen

You are SOOOO gonna die! Click click click!


9:07 am

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008

03/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008

Wow. Just wow! The Christian Dior couture show ended just a few hours ago and thanks to the wonders of the internet, I have a couple of photos to share to you. Amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing! I don’t even know what to say other than it’s high time to find ourselves a billionaire Russian sugar daddy PRONTO! Roman Abramovich are you reading my blog?

As you know, it’s the House of Dior’s 60th birthday yesterday and boy did they throw a feast at Versailles, paella and all. Out of what I’ve seen so far, this dress is my favourite piece. It’s soo beautiful, no?  I’ll do anything… ANYTHING…. absolutely ANYTHING just to get my body inside that dress even for a few minutes of my life. I want to know what it looks like feels like against my skin. What are the chances of that happening? Probably slim to none. We can all dream our hearts out but at the end of the day, you, me and all the readers of my blog can only dream for the impossible because I don’t think any of us will have access to haute couture at least in this lifetime. Unless, of course, Mouna Al-ayoub or Becca Thrash (I love you gurls) reads my blog then count yourselves lucky.

It’s times like these that make the fine art of haute couture magical. It inspires us. It inspires you, me and makes us appreciate beautiful things. It’s a temporary escape from snap snap reality. It makes us dream. It makes us fantasize. It makes us insane… a temporary bout of insanity to want, crave, salivate and love the impossible.

Enough blather. More photos after the jump!

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008


6:55 am

John Galliano’s Diane Pernet Moment

03/07/2007, Fashion and Style

John Galliano’s Diane Pernet Moment

Looks like Ms. Diane Pernet is gonna have to kiss ass to Sidney Toledano or rob a bank because a lot of big papa John’s pieces were MADE FOR HER.

Diane Pernet is that chu?

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008

6:33 am

Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture

03/07/2007, Fashion, Fashion and Style

Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most anticipated couture show of. the. CENTURY!!!!!!!

Linda. Naomi. Karen Mulder. Shalom. Amber. Gisele.


Pictures/review to follow.

6:54 pm

Earth to Mega

26/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Earth to Mega

I’m currently on a bloghopping spree and found Mega Magazine’s blog dead empty. Why? Someone should be doing this, no?

Earth to Mega! Just launch your fashion blog already.

Because I care. LOL

2:22 am

Don’t you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh Express?

25/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Don’t you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh Express?

Would you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh Express? Would you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh Express? They’re taking me to Marrakesh!

I’ve been saving all my money just to take you there… I smell the garden in your haaaaayyyyyyyrreeeee.

I’m telling you. EVERYWHERE I go on teh interweb that damn thing can’t stay away from my online viewing experience.

All aboard thhhhhhhe traaaaaaain. All abooooaaaaarrrrrd thhhhhe traaaain.

I honestly, honestly thought it was gonna be in the $800-$1,200 range. Heck, I’d even buy it if it were up to $1,500. But $4,175? Ugh. Will Mary-kate just bloody buy the damn thing and get photographed in it so I can get it out of my system? Please? I’m begging you. It’s driving me INSANE!

I’m a size 40/size 10 American women’s or size 8 men’s. kthxbye.

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign.

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3:00 pm

Balenciaga Sandals (Part 2)

23/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Balenciaga Sandals (Part 2)

You can almost touch it. Feel it. Lick it. Smell it. Wear it.

Click click click click!

7:18 am

Bling Bling Balenciaga.

22/06/2007, Fashion and Style

Bling Bling Balenciaga.

Remember those ice-hockey inspired Balenciaga heels EVERYONE I wanted? Well, what do you know? Look at what I found from Elle Magazine. Please tell me an Elle intern came to the Hachette Filipacchi Media office with a massive hangover and made a typo on this page.

Shame on you Elle magazine, shame on you.

Balenciaga sandals

For four thousand one hundred seventy five uncle sam dollars ($4,175), I could buy my own all-male, all-6′ and taller, all-well hung, ice hockey team from bumfuck, Canada, have them shipped to the third world by Fedex and get gangbanged day in and day out until I shit RED MAPLE LEAVES.


PS. Pierre Hardy, call me. CALL ME NOW!!!! +63.915.785.1492. Yes, that’s my real number and no, I’m not joking. Don’t play hard to get with me. I’ll give you the best BLOWJOB you’ll ever receive in this lifetime. If you get my voicemail, chances are, I’m probably asleep so please leave me a message and tell me I’m pretty.