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12:31 pm

Masha Tyelna for President

16/10/2007, Fashion and Style

Masha Tyelna for President

I’ve been a creature of the internet for as long as I remember and it’s extremely rare for me to get a real laugh out of something online. With that being said, I had one heck of a laugh when I saw this icon from livejournal.

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Masha is love!

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9:51 pm

Hannelore Knuts is that chu?

27/09/2007, Fashion and Style

Hannelore Knuts is that chu?

Spotted at Brioni Spring/Summer 2008. Is this who I think she is?

Brioni

Hannelore Knuts is that chu?

I’m keeping my mouth shut on this one. I don’t want to reveal my age. Hah!

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5:23 am

Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue (October 2007)

04/09/2007, Fashion and Style

Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue (October 2007)

Who’s the latest villain in this whole anorexia skinny whatever person blame game? No, it’s definitely not Mischa Barton… it’s your own mother!

Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue October 2007

To answer Teen Vogue’s question, no, my mother doesn’t pressure me to be skinny. Hell to da naw! Do you even know what she looks like? My homegirl is bigger than a bathtub and over the past few years, she’s done nothing but try to coerce me to move over to the dark side by force-feeding me like one of those foie gras ducks!

If there is one thing to blame for me wanting to be rail thin, that would be Lady Cassandra. She’s my new thinspiration y’all!

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3:01 pm

Run, Masha Tyelna, Run!

03/09/2007, Fashion and Style

Run, Masha Tyelna, Run!

Have you seen the latest batch of wide-eyed models wonders in New York? It’s all about the eyes (ginormous eyes bigger than golf balls) this season. I love it! Big, beautiful eyes – HOTNESS!

Masha Tyelna
Photo credit: COACD


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Run, Masha Tyelna, Run!

OMG It won’t be long until all the models of the world end up looking like LADY CASSANDRA! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Admiration, thinspiration, aspiration!

Lady Cassandra

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8:55 am

Sonny Vandevelde & Rachel Clark

27/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Sonny Vandevelde & Rachel Clark

RACHELLLLLLLLLLL YOU LOOK SOOO FLAWLESS AT LOUIS VUITTON! YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!! I’M SOO PROUD OF YOU! IT WON’T BE LONG UNTIL YOU GET ALL THE BIG CAMPAIGNS!!!!!!

Can you spot two of my favourite people in fashion, Sonny Vandevelde and Rachel Clark, in this video (Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2007) by MODTV?

It’s easy to spot Rachel… as far as Sonny is concerned, blink and you’ll miss him.

MODTV if you are reading this, I think y’all should do a video featuring backstage photographers — JD Ferguson, Sonny Vandevelde and Greg Kessler of Style.com!

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12:01 pm

Meet Martin Margiela

26/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Meet Martin Margiela

There’s always a mystery on what Mr. Martin Margiela looks like. Well, here’s a paparazzi shot.

Martin Margiela

He sorta kinda reminds me of Dr. Gregory House, no?

PS. Thanks Cecile!

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2:37 am

Neiman Marcus loves animals

24/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Neiman Marcus loves animals and old people

This video clip of a dog named Olivia shopping for fragrance at Neiman Marcus is soo cute! I love how you can just effortlessly bring your pet to Neiman Marcus, put her on the counter and let the staff do their selling powers magic.

It’s funny how I can’t even bring my pets to the department stores here in the third world (the mall security guards won’t let me) though I have to admit, Louis Vuitton and Gucci made exceptions for me in the past because they probably love me.

For more fashion videos, visit Fashvids.com!

 

PS. On a sidenote, can I just say that Neiman Marcus should give themselves a pat on the back for hiring senior citizens as their fragrance counter people? I’ve always thought that minimum-waging job belongs to skinny, blond gay males with a broken wrist and a lisp…

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5:44 am

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

23/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BEING THE ENTREPRENEURIAL ONLINE WHORE THAT I AM, SOMETHING POPPED IN MY HEAD AND IT’S THE BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!

I was going to write something about how I’m gonna start the Bryanboy School of Sissyfication and give makeovers to all these poor, helpless tranny souls and then I saw this amazing, amazing cover of the new Vogue Paris and it pretty much stopped me dead on my tracks. Voila!

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

It’s my favourite favourite favourite catwalker of them all…. NATASHA POLY FOR FRENCH VOGUE in Givenchy haute couture! Photo by Patrick Demarchelier.

Say what you want but I **LOVE** the cover. The animal print "VOGUE" and the loud neon pink font is fucking fantastic, considering everyone else sent out that nasty wave of Hollywood people in frilly outfits.

It’s bold, it’s daring, it’s overbearing, it’s IN YOUR FUCKING FACE and best of all, it’s refreshing. This cover is wayyyy better than the predictable polly covers by American Elle, American Harper’s Bazaar, American Vogue.

God definitely answered my prayers and that god is no other than Carine Roitfeld.

I LOVE YOU CARINE!!! YOU’RE THE BEST!


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12:15 pm

Behind the Lens: Chloe Fall 2007 Ad Campaign

22/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Behind the Scenes: Chloe Fall 2007 Ad Campaign

Tyra’s ANTM contestants watch and learn!!!! You know what I found out today?  Not only models need to be rail thin and beautiful in order to bag top fashion ad campaigns, they also need to be epileptic, too. Watch this "behind the scenes" clip of the Chloe fall/winter 2007 ad campaign photo shoot by Inez and Vinoodh. Shalom is hot, Freja is beautiful but I’m gonna give the award to Anja Rubik! I WANT HAIR LIKE THAT! OMG I think I’m gonna cut my hair like Anja’s this weekend. Keep an eye out on Shalom Harlow’s movements — convulsions and seizures has never looked this good.

So what’s the secret of all those beautiful pictures? Dancing Epilepsy for the mother fucking win!


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PS. It just occured to me — if these girls already look soo thin, can you imagine what the gorgeous and thinspirational Snejana and Vlada looks like in real life? HOTNESS!

PPSS. Those red shoes are GORGEOUS!!!!!!

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12:17 pm

September 2007 Vogue: Sienna Miller + Paris Je t’aime by Steven Meisel

15/08/2007, Fashion and Style

September 2007 Vogue: Sienna Miller

I take back everything I said. Classic case of foot in mouth disease. The cover ain’t that bad… and the editorials are FUCKING FANTASTIC! I DIED! THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANNA WINTOUR!

Sienna Miller for September 2007 Vogue Cover

Ok, the cover isn’t that good but the editorials are mind-blowing! Maybe I need time.. In any case, it’s 100% full-frontal fashion festival galore!

Did Anna Wintour finally get it right?

Click click click for a sneak preview of the biggest issue of American Vogue so far.

CONTINUE READING

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