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1:18 am

Meet Sasha.

03/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Meet Sasha.

There’s a reason why I love Russian guys. His name is Sasha, he’s a Russian violinist who is also a model in New York.

Sasha @ New York Models
Photo via COACD

Oh and he’s 15 years old. Yep. FIFTEEN.

DON’T MENTION ANYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT. I know what you’re thinking and yes, you are thinking what I’m thinking. I don’t want kiddie fiddlers in my narcissistic shrine. Enough said.

3:30 pm

Hana Soukupova: Social Climber

02/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Hana Soukupova: Social Climber

So that’s what they call it eh? Go-sees? Looks like someone is a bit jealous of Gisele’s US$150,000,000 (that’s one hudred fifty million donald duck dollars) fortune. I know I am!  One of my original favourite models, thinspiration primetime Hana Soukupova, has been WORKING IT to extremes, according to WWD.

Hana Soukupova

New York Fashion Week is still over a month away, but catwalk favorite Hana Soukupova has been putting her endless gams on overdrive this summer. While her runway colleagues indulge in some vacation time, the Czech model has turned Cinema Society screenings and store openings into a makeshift round of go-sees, besting even the most dedicated social’s attendance record. Consider the past two weeks alone, during which Soukupova could be spotted at a Piaget event for Doo-Ri Chung, Super Saturday 10, a Moët & Chandon and Fendi-sponsored yacht bash and a Prince concert at the Ross School in the Hamptons.
Source: WWD

You go girlfriend! Work it like you own it. That’s what models are supposed to do anyway. Fuck events though, we need model scandals! You’re not really a supermodel until you become tabloid fodder, have an eating disorder scandal, a drug scandal, a partying galore scandal, a sex scandal and of course, drug-fuelled sex orgies with that Formula 1 race boss which every supermodel have slept with. Erase that, Hana, I think you should arrange a little fabricated photo-op session giving that hottie Lapo Elkann a blowjob with your mouth foaming with his cum and then leak it to the press. I’ve always had a little crush on that faggot. Lapo Elkann is the new Flavio Briatore! Is Lapo Elkann gay? Just kidding!

11:45 am

Vogue Australia (September 2007): Alice Burdeu

02/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Vogue Australia: Alice Burdeu

The only reason why I’m such a top model junkie right now is because of Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 3. For realz. Although my fave girl didn’t won, I’m happy that my 2nd favourite, thinspirational princess Alice Burdeu won instead. As part of her prize, here’s the September issue of Australian Vogue. Cover shot by Troyt Coburn.

Alice Burdeu for Vogue Australia, Cover, September 2007
Photo credit: TFS

Click click click for more!


1:08 am

By Invitation Only: Daisy by Marc Jacobs

01/08/2007, Fashion and Style

By Invitation Only: Daisy by Marc Jacobs

Ladies…. Marc Jacobs has a smashing new fragrance called "Daisy" and I have a little exclusive ticket for you.

Daisy Marc Jacobs

There’s only 1,000 codes to give out worldwide so be sure to email either or to request a code for the new Daisy Marc Jacobs website… and a chance to win one of 5 Marc Jacobs handbags and 20 fantastic Daisy by Marc Jacobs perfumes!

BE SURE TO MENTION BRYANBOY SENT YOU or else you won’t get the code.

I love you all…. but I love Marc Jacobs even more.

PS. Once you get the code and you are located outside USA/UK, be sure to click the United States flag to gain access to the website. Anyone around the world can register and is eligible to win the prizes!

PPSS. Feel free to pass this entry to anyone that you know.

6:20 pm

Anna Wintour’s Mother & Daughter Moment

31/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Anna Wintour’s Rare Mother & Daughter Moment

Anna Wintour lookin’ thin! Anna Wintour smiling… and smiling wide! Anna Wintour in denim jeans! Anna Wintour wearing flats! Anna Wintour hugging/being hugged by her daughter! Is that vintage soft Louis Vuitton luggage? What in the world is coming into? How come no one told me about this super rare video of Anna Wintour and Bee Schaffer outside the Ritz Hotel in Paris? I found this month-old video on my own while searching for something.

I don’t know about you but I love Anna and all the crap everyone makes up about her being ice queen are nothing but fabricated lies. One day, Anna will make one of her slaves call me on the phone, fly me on an all-expense paid trip to Nueva York, give me a job, have Andre Leon Talley give me a head-to-toe makeover, introduce me to Plum Skykes and Sally Singer and Grace Coddington and Zac Posen, who will be my new boyfriend and of course, Jack and Lazaro… we’re gonna have one big orgy!

Like hell that’s gonna happen but hey, it’s free to dream.

1:50 pm

Stephanie Seymour’s 1995 Hen Party!

29/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Stephanie Seymour’s 1995 Hen Party!

Holy mother of god, y’all have to watch this 1995 video clip of Stephanie Seymour’s hen party – all the supermodels gone wild! God damn I don’t even have words for this shit, this is PRICELESS! The hotness that she is, Naomi Campbell, is high on coke, Kate Moss looked sooo chic, Claudia Schiffer was thinspiration goddess, Karen Mulder is drop dead gorgeous, and Stephanie Seymour is sooo super sensational on her dress — is that an Alaia? Don’t forget the giant inflatable penis at the end of this clip. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT! Even the legendary Polly Mellen was there!! Do you think she went to the toilets with Naomi and shared a couple of lines? This is definitely one of the finest supermodel moments I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, I bet you a million dollars if you gather Gemma Ward, Snejana Onopka, Agyness Deyn, Irina Lazareanu, Sasha Pivovarova and Natasha Poly around one table expect nothing but silent moments and the odd marlboro lights.

Bah. You know what I want right this second? My own Alaia dress and a huge bag of cock, I mean coke. Oh yes.

7:15 am

Harper’s Bazaar: The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista

15/07/2007, Fashion and Style

The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista

This has got to be the most magnificent fashion editorial I have EVER seen in my entire life. Harper’s Bazaar, after all these years, never cease to amaze me. Lookie lookie at Harper’s Bazaar (August 2007) coverage of the Simpsons’ Parisian invasion!

Harper's Bazaar August 2007 - The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista

Click click click!


12:30 am

Prada Prototypes Auction Update #417

12/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Prada Prototypes Auction Update #417

Did god Miuccia answer my prayers? I checked the website today and two adorable pieces came out of nowhere — a size 40 yellow, open-toe Mary Janes (don’t ask; I know it looks good with thick, pitch-black wolfords) and a navy Radzmire dress in size medium. The people at Prada in Milan are busy clicking away around my site; so busy they visited my little humble abode at least 40 times in the past 24 hours. Ahhhh, the beauty of Sitemeter. I’ll be watching you, watching me, watching you. *kidding*

Prada dress, Prada shoes

Perhaps it has something to do with that little Prada Prototypes Auction troll who got busted for raising everyone’s bids? Heck, "BIX" could be someone who isn’t related to Prada, nobody knows for sure, however, it looks like gurlfriend did a turnaround and ceased and desisted after my blog entry.

I’m anxious curious how this auction will end. Will there be menswear pieces? Men’s shoes, bags and other lovely baubles? I’m on a very tight budget (dirt poor galore) and there’s not much I can do if an item reached my ceiling point.

Will someone please find me a sugar daddy? Tomaso Galli, do you like pretty young boys like myself? Drop me a note and say hi. Don’t be shy. I won’t bite. =)

PS. I need to get my mind off this Prada Auction. It’s killing me! I’m gonna look at cute guys now, kthxbye.

5:00 pm

ALERT ALERT! Shill-bidding at the Prada Auction? A note to my fellow Prada Bidders…

10/07/2007, Fashion and Style

ALERT! ALERT! Shill-bidding at the Prada Auction?

Shill Bidding is bidding that artificially increases an item’s price or apparent desirability, or bidding by individuals with a level of access to the seller’s item information not available to the general Community.
– Ebay

Are Prada staffers/employees and/or affiliates allowed to bid on the super fabulous, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Prada Prototype Auction?

I placed a bid for 500 Euros earlier this morning for that lovely size small dress. A few hours later, lo and behold a guy named "Tomaso Galli" aka BIX outbidded me so I went ahead and raised my bid to 750 Euros. Fast forward an hour or so later, my I was outbidded once more for the Prada shoes (don’t ask; if the final price falls within my budget, I’ll put them inside a glass box and show them to the future generation. My feet are ginormous anyway, I’m a size 40. I’m 5’9, a shortie but hey whatevs) by you guessed it, a person named "Tomaso Galli".

Tomaso Galli

Click click click to read more about the Prada Prototype Auction festivities!


9:38 am

Raf Simons Multicolore Sandals

10/07/2007, Fashion and Style

Raf Simons Multicolore Sandals

Guess who came out with the MEN’S version of the Four thousand one hundred seventy five American dollar Balenciaga ice hockey high heel sandals I desperately wanted but can’t afford? Raf Simons for Spring/Summer 2008!!!!  It’s not the same but the kitsch element is there. Let’s face it, we all know I could pull of the high-heeled Balenciaga versus the flats but for $4,175? I’ll pass.

raf simons, balenciaga footwear

Does anyone have the phone number for the Raf Simons press office? I wanna know the price point and when/where it’s gonna be available. I want to be the first faggot out there to snatch a pair of these because clearly the people at Ghesquiere and Co. are only catering to the Olsens. Raf should give me some lovin’ lovin’!


PS. EEEEEEW Look at me obsess over men’s shit. This is just a one-off, I’m telling you. Desperate times, desperate measures.