The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista
This has got to be the most magnificent fashion editorial I have EVER seen in my entire life. Harper’s Bazaar, after all these years, never cease to amaze me. Lookie lookie at Harper’s Bazaar (August 2007) coverage of the Simpsons’ Parisian invasion!
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Prada Prototypes Auction Update #417
god Miuccia answer my prayers? I checked the website today and two adorable pieces came out of nowhere — a size 40 yellow, open-toe Mary Janes (don’t ask; I know it looks good with thick, pitch-black wolfords) and a navy Radzmire dress in size medium. The people at Prada in Milan are busy clicking away around my site; so busy they visited my little humble abode at least 40 times in the past 24 hours. Ahhhh, the beauty of Sitemeter. I’ll be watching you, watching me, watching you. *kidding*
Perhaps it has something to do with that little Prada Prototypes Auction troll who got busted for raising everyone’s bids? Heck, "BIX" could be someone who isn’t related to Prada, nobody knows for sure, however, it looks like gurlfriend did a turnaround and ceased and desisted after my blog entry.
anxious curious how this auction will end. Will there be menswear pieces? Men’s shoes, bags and other lovely baubles? I’m on a very tight budget (dirt poor galore) and there’s not much I can do if an item reached my ceiling point.
Will someone please find me a sugar daddy? Tomaso Galli, do you like pretty young boys like myself? Drop me a note and say hi. Don’t be shy. I won’t bite. =)
PS. I need to get my mind off this Prada Auction. It’s killing me! I’m gonna look at cute guys now, kthxbye.
ALERT! ALERT! Shill-bidding at the Prada Auction?
Shill Bidding is bidding that artificially increases an item’s price or apparent desirability, or bidding by individuals with a level of access to the seller’s item information not available to the general Community.
Are Prada staffers/employees and/or affiliates allowed to bid on the super fabulous, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Prada Prototype Auction?
I placed a bid for 500 Euros earlier this morning for that lovely size small dress. A few hours later, lo and behold a guy named "Tomaso Galli" aka BIX outbidded me so I went ahead and raised my bid to 750 Euros. Fast forward an hour or so later, my I was outbidded once more for the Prada shoes (don’t ask; if the final price falls within my budget, I’ll put them inside a glass box and show them to the future generation. My feet are ginormous anyway, I’m a size 40. I’m 5’9, a shortie but hey whatevs) by you guessed it, a person named "Tomaso Galli".
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Raf Simons Multicolore Sandals
Guess who came out with the MEN’S version of the Four thousand one hundred seventy five American dollar Balenciaga ice hockey high heel sandals I desperately wanted but can’t afford? Raf Simons for Spring/Summer 2008!!!! It’s not the same but the kitsch element is there. Let’s face it, we all know I could pull of the high-heeled Balenciaga versus the flats but for $4,175? I’ll pass.
Does anyone have the phone number for the Raf Simons press office? I wanna know the price point and when/where it’s gonna be available. I want to be the first faggot out there to snatch a pair of these because clearly the people at Ghesquiere and Co. are only catering to the Olsens. Raf should give me some lovin’ lovin’!
PS. EEEEEEW Look at me obsess over men’s shit. This is just a one-off, I’m telling you. Desperate times, desperate measures.
GOD DAMN I NEED THAT PRADA DRESS NOW!
Or better yet, I need to drop 15 pounds like NOW. I’m currently 115 (5’9) and in order for me to fit into a Prada size small (we all know Prada runs very small… it’s perfect for ching chong china men like me), I need to have a 22-inch waist, 33 hips and 32 chest, which, in my best guesstimates, is 90-100 pounds.
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OMG It’s a miracle!
WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! It’s Sally Singer indeed and her hair looks nice for a change. None of that windswept chic she’s been rocking for the past few seasons. I just checked Style.com thanks to one of my blog comment people and yes it’s her! Anna looks barely legal in that photo as for Grace, well, she’s eternal beauty, just like Sonia Rykiel.
Anna should’ve worn her Chanel glasses and held that flower (on the floor) for effect. No?
I love TEAM VOGUE!
Christian Dior Haute Couture FW2007 Fashion Show!
It’s here! It’s finally here! Grab yourselves a bottle of clicquot and watch the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007 fashion show in its entirety.
I looove the finale — this has got to be the longest AND GRANDEST walk a designer has ever done in a show. God damn I don’t think anyone else can top this, from the venue, the models, the clothes, the crowd, the music (it’s soo GAY CLUB!!!! hahahaha i have a visual image of me in Le Queen in Paris at the stroke of midnight, high on cocaine and champagne with all the gogo boys in silver hot pants dancing on the ledges, confetti in the air!!), everything! The show looks like a fuckin glamorous European ball! ELECTRIFYING! 2007 definitely belongs to the House of Christian Dior! This is the shit dreams are made of y’all!
I’m *SO* done with my Dior couture obsession. Done. Finito. Over and out!
Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Highlights
I know, I know. It’s Christian Dior couture extravaganza galore on Bryanboy.com. I still owe you guys my pics and my videos but I need to purge this out of my system or else I’ll go insane. Yes… it’s THAT time of the year! To help me with my post-couture recovery process, I’m gonna post some of my favourite pictures and put captions etc.
To John Galliano, Thanks For Everything!
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Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007-2008
Wow. Just wow! The Christian Dior couture show ended just a few hours ago and thanks to the wonders of the internet, I have a couple of photos to share to you. Amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing! I don’t even know what to say other than it’s high time to find ourselves a billionaire Russian sugar daddy PRONTO! Roman Abramovich are you reading my blog?
As you know, it’s the House of Dior’s 60th birthday yesterday and boy did they throw a feast at Versailles, paella and all. Out of what I’ve seen so far, this dress is my favourite piece. It’s soo beautiful, no? I’ll do anything… ANYTHING…. absolutely ANYTHING just to get my body inside that dress even for a few minutes of my life. I want to know what it
looks like feels like against my skin. What are the chances of that happening? Probably slim to none. We can all dream our hearts out but at the end of the day, you, me and all the readers of my blog can only dream for the impossible because I don’t think any of us will have access to haute couture at least in this lifetime. Unless, of course, Mouna Al-ayoub or Becca Thrash (I love you gurls) reads my blog then count yourselves lucky.
It’s times like these that make the fine art of haute couture magical. It inspires us. It inspires you, me and makes us appreciate beautiful things. It’s a temporary escape from snap snap reality. It makes us dream. It makes us fantasize. It makes us insane… a temporary bout of insanity to want, crave, salivate and love the impossible.
Enough blather. More photos after the jump!
John Galliano’s Diane Pernet Moment
Looks like Ms. Diane Pernet is gonna have to kiss ass to Sidney Toledano or rob a bank because a lot of big papa John’s pieces were MADE FOR HER.
Diane Pernet is that chu?