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2:37 am

Neiman Marcus loves animals

24/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Neiman Marcus loves animals and old people

This video clip of a dog named Olivia shopping for fragrance at Neiman Marcus is soo cute! I love how you can just effortlessly bring your pet to Neiman Marcus, put her on the counter and let the staff do their selling powers magic.

It’s funny how I can’t even bring my pets to the department stores here in the third world (the mall security guards won’t let me) though I have to admit, Louis Vuitton and Gucci made exceptions for me in the past because they probably love me.

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PS. On a sidenote, can I just say that Neiman Marcus should give themselves a pat on the back for hiring senior citizens as their fragrance counter people? I’ve always thought that minimum-waging job belongs to skinny, blond gay males with a broken wrist and a lisp…

5:44 am

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

23/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BEING THE ENTREPRENEURIAL ONLINE WHORE THAT I AM, SOMETHING POPPED IN MY HEAD AND IT’S THE BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!

I was going to write something about how I’m gonna start the Bryanboy School of Sissyfication and give makeovers to all these poor, helpless tranny souls and then I saw this amazing, amazing cover of the new Vogue Paris and it pretty much stopped me dead on my tracks. Voila!

Natasha Poly for Vogue Paris September 2007

It’s my favourite favourite favourite catwalker of them all…. NATASHA POLY FOR FRENCH VOGUE in Givenchy haute couture! Photo by Patrick Demarchelier.

Say what you want but I **LOVE** the cover. The animal print "VOGUE" and the loud neon pink font is fucking fantastic, considering everyone else sent out that nasty wave of Hollywood people in frilly outfits.

It’s bold, it’s daring, it’s overbearing, it’s IN YOUR FUCKING FACE and best of all, it’s refreshing. This cover is wayyyy better than the predictable polly covers by American Elle, American Harper’s Bazaar, American Vogue.

God definitely answered my prayers and that god is no other than Carine Roitfeld.

I LOVE YOU CARINE!!! YOU’RE THE BEST!


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12:15 pm

Behind the Lens: Chloe Fall 2007 Ad Campaign

22/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Behind the Scenes: Chloe Fall 2007 Ad Campaign

Tyra’s ANTM contestants watch and learn!!!! You know what I found out today?  Not only models need to be rail thin and beautiful in order to bag top fashion ad campaigns, they also need to be epileptic, too. Watch this "behind the scenes" clip of the Chloe fall/winter 2007 ad campaign photo shoot by Inez and Vinoodh. Shalom is hot, Freja is beautiful but I’m gonna give the award to Anja Rubik! I WANT HAIR LIKE THAT! OMG I think I’m gonna cut my hair like Anja’s this weekend. Keep an eye out on Shalom Harlow’s movements — convulsions and seizures has never looked this good.

So what’s the secret of all those beautiful pictures? Dancing Epilepsy for the mother fucking win!


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PS. It just occured to me — if these girls already look soo thin, can you imagine what the gorgeous and thinspirational Snejana and Vlada looks like in real life? HOTNESS!

PPSS. Those red shoes are GORGEOUS!!!!!!

12:17 pm

September 2007 Vogue: Sienna Miller + Paris Je t’aime by Steven Meisel

15/08/2007, Fashion and Style

September 2007 Vogue: Sienna Miller

I take back everything I said. Classic case of foot in mouth disease. The cover ain’t that bad… and the editorials are FUCKING FANTASTIC! I DIED! THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANNA WINTOUR!

Sienna Miller for September 2007 Vogue Cover

Ok, the cover isn’t that good but the editorials are mind-blowing! Maybe I need time.. In any case, it’s 100% full-frontal fashion festival galore!

Did Anna Wintour finally get it right?

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3:24 am

Anna Wintour: I love Proenza Schouler!

10/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Anna Wintour: I love Proenza Schouler!

One of the things I can’t stand is whenever people make a huge fuzz over other people’s pronunciation of designer names. I once went to a little dinner party many years ago and this American girl pronounced Yves Saint Laurent as Yves SAINT (as in saint saint catholics saints) Low-rent and all these bitches gave her a long litany and belittled the poor woman on how YSL is pronounced as Yves Suhn Loh-ran (or however it is pronounced, I just can’t type it) and I couldn’t help but feel bad at the girl for her little chu chu bells mistake.

Now watch this Style.com video of the fall/winter 2007 NYC fashion week wrap-up. Fast forward the video to 1:17 and listen to the high almighty Anna Wintour say "I love Proenza Shoe-ler".

School-er or Shoe-ler, will you have the nerve to correct Anna Wintour on the way she pronounced Schouler?

I don’t know about you but it’s all the same to me. JACK AND LAZARO = HOTNESS and their clothes = AMAZING!

PS. I love Anna, Sally and Suzy Menkes!

12:02 am

SUPERMODELS: Linda, Cindy, Naomi, Christy

07/08/2007, Fashion and Style

SUPERMODELS: Linda, Cindy, Naomi, Christy

In the early nineties, this is what $100,000 (yep, one hundred thousand donald duck dollars) will get you: Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington.

Aren’t they amazing? Look how BEAUTIFUL they are and how every single one of them looks different from one another. Look at their precious faces and bodies — 100% PURE GORGEOUSNESS… and the attitude, the energy, the vibe… Gisele Bundchen might be worth $150 MILLION dollars but this… this shit is what supermodels are made of.

They say the days of the supermodel are long dead. Do you think we’ll ever have a powerful moment in fashion such as that in the future?

 

6:22 pm

Marc Jacobs

04/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Marc Jacobs

Dear Marc,

Marc

Please tell me those tats you got are fake ones that rub off after 7 days. I’m all for freedom, fun, cheeky humor and all but have you noticed? You are turning into one of them diseased circuit queens. What’s next? Bareback sling fuckfests, fisting and felching? Is this your own way of getting the media’s attention because John Galliano is the star of LVMH? I love you Marc and all that crap but please, for the life of god, clean up your act stat! Call me and let’s have coffee. My treat. Desperate times, desperate measures.

Love,

Bryanboy

2:05 am

Favourite Fashion Movie

04/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Favourite Fashion Movie

Fashionista.com recently asked their readers what their favourite fashion movie was. Am I the only one who noticed how out of 60 people who replied, only one answered "Unzipped" (remember Linda’s famous line — "See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels?" ) and no one except moi answered "Pret-a-Porter" by Robert Altman?

JAWBREAKERS? Isn’t it funny how most people who say they’re into fashion wouldn’t remember (or have watched) a movie as iconic as pret a porter/ready to wear? Pret-a-Porter, to me, was my first memorable fashion moment. Come to think of it, I was barely a teenager when it came out. Am I old?

Sing after me: When he takes me in his arms… and whispers love to me… everything’s lovely. It’s him for me and me for him all our lives and it’s so real what I feel this is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rosseeeeeeeeeee

1:26 pm

EEEWWWW!! Will Elle Magazine (US) go ala Vogue Italia???

03/08/2007, Fashion and Style

EEEWWWW!! Will Elle Magazine (US) go ala Vogue Italia???

I was reading an article from the New York Times how Elle Magazine (US) is about to launch a brand, spanking new look next month. I love Elle and although I don’t read it often as much as I do with other monthly rags, I always thought Elle is pretty generous when it comes to covering accessories and some of their non-celebrity editorials always had that fresh feminine look and such. Anyway, as part of September issue they have this editorial called "Just Like Them" which is a spoof on celebrity magazines like Star and Us Weekly.

ELLE USA
Elle USA

Well… guess what… didn’t Steven Meisel did this whole hollywood paparazzi shots AGES ago for Vogue Italia? In fact, I know this because that was one of my favourite editorials ever! That was one of the main reasons why I had a celeb celeb "IT" obsession/craze like last year.

Vogue Italia
Vogue Italia


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1:18 am

Meet Sasha.

03/08/2007, Fashion and Style

Meet Sasha.

There’s a reason why I love Russian guys. His name is Sasha, he’s a Russian violinist who is also a model in New York.

Sasha @ New York Models
Photo via COACD

Oh and he’s 15 years old. Yep. FIFTEEN.

DON’T MENTION ANYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT. I know what you’re thinking and yes, you are thinking what I’m thinking. I don’t want kiddie fiddlers in my narcissistic shrine. Enough said.