OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BEING THE ENTREPRENEURIAL ONLINE WHORE THAT I AM, SOMETHING POPPED IN MY HEAD AND IT’S THE BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!
I was going to write something about how I’m gonna start the Bryanboy School of Sissyfication and give makeovers to all these poor, helpless tranny souls and then I saw this amazing, amazing cover of the new Vogue Paris and it pretty much stopped me dead on my tracks. Voila!
It’s my favourite favourite favourite catwalker of them all…. NATASHA POLY FOR FRENCH VOGUE in Givenchy haute couture! Photo by Patrick Demarchelier.
Say what you want but I **LOVE** the cover. The animal print "VOGUE" and the loud neon pink font is fucking fantastic, considering everyone else sent out that nasty wave of Hollywood people in frilly outfits.
It’s bold, it’s daring, it’s overbearing, it’s IN YOUR FUCKING FACE and best of all, it’s refreshing. This cover is wayyyy better than the predictable polly covers by American Elle, American Harper’s Bazaar, American Vogue.
God definitely answered my prayers and that god is no other than Carine Roitfeld.
Tyra’s ANTM contestants watch and learn!!!! You know what I found out today? Not only models need to be rail thin and beautiful in order to bag top fashion ad campaigns, they also need to be epileptic, too. Watch this "behind the scenes" clip of the Chloe fall/winter 2007 ad campaign photo shoot by Inez and Vinoodh. Shalom is hot, Freja is beautiful but I’m gonna give the award to Anja Rubik! I WANT HAIR LIKE THAT! OMG I think I’m gonna cut my hair like Anja’s this weekend. Keep an eye out on Shalom Harlow’s movements — convulsions and seizures has never looked this good.
So what’s the secret of all those beautiful pictures? DancingEpilepsy for the mother fucking win!
One of the things I can’t stand is whenever people make a huge fuzz over other people’s pronunciation of designer names. I once went to a little dinner party many years ago and this American girl pronounced Yves Saint Laurent as Yves SAINT (as in saint saint catholics saints) Low-rent and all these bitches gave her a long litany and belittled the poor woman on how YSL is pronounced as Yves Suhn Loh-ran (or however it is pronounced, I just can’t type it) and I couldn’t help but feel bad at the girl for her little chu chu bells mistake.
Now watch this Style.com video of the fall/winter 2007 NYC fashion week wrap-up. Fast forward the video to 1:17 and listen to the high almighty Anna Wintour say "I love Proenza Shoe-ler".
School-er or Shoe-ler, will you have the nerve to correct Anna Wintour on the way she pronounced Schouler?
I don’t know about you but it’s all the same to me. JACK AND LAZARO = HOTNESS and their clothes = AMAZING!
In the early nineties, this is what $100,000 (yep, one hundred thousand donald duck dollars) will get you: Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington.
Aren’t they amazing? Look how BEAUTIFUL they are and how every single one of them looks different from one another. Look at their precious faces and bodies — 100% PURE GORGEOUSNESS… and the attitude, the energy, the vibe… Gisele Bundchen might be worth $150 MILLION dollars but this… this shit is what supermodels are made of.
They say the days of the supermodel are long dead. Do you think we’ll ever have a powerful moment in fashion such as that in the future?
Please tell me those tats you got are fake ones that rub off after 7 days. I’m all for freedom, fun, cheeky humor and all but have you noticed? You are turning into one of them diseased circuit queens. What’s next? Bareback sling fuckfests, fisting and felching? Is this your own way of getting the media’s attention because John Galliano is the star of LVMH? I love you Marc and all that crap but please, for the life of god, clean up your act stat! Call me and let’s have coffee. My treat. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Fashionista.com recently asked their readers what their favourite fashion movie was. Am I the only one who noticed how out of 60 people who replied, only one answered "Unzipped" (remember Linda’s famous line — "See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels?" ) and no one except moi answered "Pret-a-Porter" by Robert Altman?
JAWBREAKERS? Isn’t it funny how most people who say they’re into fashion wouldn’t remember (or have watched) a movie as iconic as pret a porter/ready to wear? Pret-a-Porter, to me, was my first memorable fashion moment. Come to think of it, I was barely a teenager when it came out. Am I old?
Sing after me: When he takes me in his arms… and whispers love to me… everything’s lovely. It’s him for me and me for him all our lives and it’s so real what I feel this is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rosseeeeeeeeeee
EEEWWWW!! Will Elle Magazine (US) go ala Vogue Italia???
I was reading an article from the New York Times how Elle Magazine (US) is about to launch a brand, spanking new look next month. I love Elle and although I don’t read it often as much as I do with other monthly rags, I always thought Elle is pretty generous when it comes to covering accessories and some of their non-celebrity editorials always had that fresh feminine look and such. Anyway, as part of September issue they have this editorial called "Just Like Them" which is a spoof on celebrity magazines like Star and Us Weekly.
Well… guess what… didn’t Steven Meisel did this whole hollywood paparazzi shots AGES ago for Vogue Italia? In fact, I know this because that was one of my favourite editorials ever! That was one of the main reasons why I had a celeb celeb "IT" obsession/craze like last year.
So that’s what they call it eh? Go-sees? Looks like someone is a bit jealous of Gisele’s US$150,000,000 (that’s one hudred fifty million donald duck dollars) fortune. I know I am! One of my original favourite models, thinspiration primetime Hana Soukupova, has been WORKING IT to extremes, according to WWD.
New York Fashion Week is still over a month away, but catwalk favorite Hana Soukupova has been putting her endless gams on overdrive this summer. While her runway colleagues indulge in some vacation time, the Czech model has turned Cinema Society screenings and store openings into a makeshift round of go-sees, besting even the most dedicated social’s attendance record. Consider the past two weeks alone, during which Soukupova could be spotted at a Piaget event for Doo-Ri Chung, Super Saturday 10, a Moët & Chandon and Fendi-sponsored yacht bash and a Prince concert at the Ross School in the Hamptons. Source: WWD
You go girlfriend! Work it like you own it. That’s what models are supposed to do anyway. Fuck events though, we need model scandals! You’re not really a supermodel until you become tabloid fodder, have an eating disorder scandal, a drug scandal, a partying galore scandal, a sex scandal and of course, drug-fuelled sex orgies with that Formula 1 race boss which every supermodel have slept with. Erase that, Hana, I think you should arrange a little fabricated photo-op session giving that hottie Lapo Elkann a blowjob with your mouth foaming with his cum and then leak it to the press. I’ve always had a little crush on that faggot. Lapo Elkann is the new Flavio Briatore! Is Lapo Elkann gay? Just kidding!