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11:43 pm

Gemma Ward in Louis Vuitton

24/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Gemma Ward in Louis Vuitton

Gemma, oh my dear Gemma. Why did you let yourself go? Spotted at the recent Marie Claire party in Spain…

Gemma Ward Marie Claire Party in Spain 2007

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12:29 pm

Asia is the new “Out of Africa”!!!

24/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Asia is the new "Out of Africa"!!!

I love Vogue Russia. I really do. In fact, a lot of their covers are so much better than the boring, predictable polly, celebrity-infested covers of the usual American mag rag. I also think their editorials are absolutely stunning. It’s a shame we don’t have Vogue Russia in the third world otherwise I would religiously buy their issues and keep it them archived. Printing scans (from the internet) on glossy paper is not quite the real deal. Anyhoo, I thoroughly enjoyed this fashion editorial from the April 2007 issue. Three things immediately came to mind when I saw some of the pictures.

1) Celebrity Culture
2) It really sucks to be "normal" and I feel terrible for people who try so hard to be normal… or people who want to "blend in" in the sea of sameness.
3) Asia is the new "Out of Africa"!!! You know how like twice or thrice a year, British/American Vogue or what have you, go on a wild expedition somewhere in Africa and take pictures of a white person in haute couture and million-dollar jewels whilst being surrounded by tribe people in their beads, spears and primitiveness? Well, take out the beads and replace them with fake fur, take out the spears and replace them with digital cameras and shove typical Asian consumerism in the picture and what do you get???

Vogue Russia April 2007, Diana Moldovan

Vogue Russia April 2007, Diana Moldovan

Ching ching ching! Click click click for more beautiful photos!

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9:16 am

Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 4!

21/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 4!

I haven’t updated Fashvids in quite awhile so I’m looking for videos etc. Lookie lookie at what I found — Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Tryouts!

Keep an eye out for that girl from North Africa or god knows where. I think she totally lost the plot. When the guy asked her why she wants to be a model, homegirl said something like modeling will give her the ability to change the world. Right. What a brilliantly executed canned answer. When you’re busy running around doing castings and photoshoots, hopping from one show to the next, and trying to decide whether you should have a tablespoon of raisins or a packet of marlboros for lunch, changing the world is the last thing on your mind. Repeat after me: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A MODEL TO CHANGE THE WORLD. HELLA LOOK AT ME. HELLAWWW? I’m doing my share to the human race and I’m no skinny tall bitch.

So Bryanboy, why do you want to be a model?

Me: Well… ummm… I love attention and I want people to like, look at me like, all the time, in videos, billboards, stores and fashion magazines. Can you imagine the furor and the envy from people when they see a huge ass billboard of my plump brown arse in the city? I also want to like, travel all the time and meet lots of like, hot boys and have sex with like, lots of male models. I also love fashion and I want to wear lots of like beautiful clothes and lots of high heels and like, OMG, Chanel, I love Chanel. I also want to meet all the fashion powers that be. Oh did I mention I love fashion? Yeah.

Do I make good reality TV or what?

I say gas them all !!!! Just kidding. Australia’s Next Top Model is the BEST amongst the NTM series. They make America’s NTM look all amateur etc. Don’t even get me started with Philippines’ NTM which turned out to be the biggest television flop in the history of the third world. I’ve seen clips on YouTube and to this date, I still have emotional scars. I seriously feel bad to whoever bought the rights because nobody watched that show other than the people in it. Get a refund from Tyra! LOL.

5:19 am

Model Stretch Marks Part 2

21/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Model Stretch Marks Part 2

Look at what my friend sent me. Wow. For those of you who have stretch marks on their lower back, you’re not alone! This lovely gal was spotted backstage at Michael Kors, Spring 2008. Guess who?

Models with Stretch Marks, backstage at Michael Kors Spring 2008

No cheating! Vote FIRST before you click click click for the answer!

Have you voted already? I said NO CHEATING! Click click click!

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8:16 am

Inguna Butane Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007

19/11/2007, Fashion and Style

INGUNA BUTANE FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *Hyperventilates*

So my friend sent me a link to the Victoria’s Secret 2007 Fashion Show Preview…

Keep an eye out for the model in the blue outfit right after Selita in that green cape. I think it’s at 2:25. I have a feeling it’s Inguna Butane. She’s soo cute with that little move she made on the runway. It has got to be Inguna! Please say yes it’s her!!! OMG OMG OMG!

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5:18 am

Jessica Stam… Victoria’s Secret 2007!

17/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Jessica Stam… Victoria’s Secret 2007!

God damn I need the video!!

jessica stam victoria's secret 2007

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5:14 am

Chloe Spring 2008

14/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Chloe Spring 2008

What on earth are the Vogue folk (Hamish Bowles, Sally Singer) doing on the second row?

Hamish Bowles, Sally Singer, Vogue, Chloe Spring 2008 fashion show

And who is the big bulimic man in a jogging outfit in front of them? Is that Michael Roberts?

Answers on a postcard…

2:50 am

Is that a big bag of marijuana on the table?

14/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Is that a big bag of marijuana on the table???

Found this from Ohnotheydidnt who found it on The Fashion Spot… it’s Suvi Koponen, Hanne Gaby and Behati Prinsloo!

Suvi Koponen, Hanne Gaby, Behati Prinsloo with marijuana on the table.

Suvi Koponen, Hanne Gaby, Behati Prinsloo with marijuana on the table.

Tsk tsk tsk. :-) Naughty girls!!! Sometimes I wonder how pictures like this go online. Marijuana or tea. You decide.



7:11 pm

Male Masha Tyelna

12/11/2007, Fashion and Style

It’s Curtis, Bitch!

OMG! Another addition to the Masha Tyelna royal family. Meet Curtis.

Curtis

Actually, Masha does have a real brother and he modeled for Prada.

Masha is love! Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!

7:32 am

Hilary Rhoda for British (UK) Harper’s Bazaar!!!

10/11/2007, Fashion and Style

Hilary Rhoda for British (UK) Harper’s Bazaar!!!

Woah woah woah woah she’s alive! Never mind the fact that she missed Spring ’08 shows, Hilary Rhoda is on the cover of British Harper’s Bazaar (December 2007)! I *love* this cover! Soo beautiful!

Hilary Rhoda, cover, Harper's Bazaar December 2007

I thought for a second it was American Harper’s Bazaar complete with American Vogue fonts.