September 2007 Vogue: Sienna Miller
I take back everything I said. Classic case of foot in mouth disease. The cover ain’t that bad… and the editorials are FUCKING FANTASTIC! I DIED! THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANNA WINTOUR!
Ok, the cover isn’t that good but the editorials are mind-blowing! Maybe I need time.. In any case, it’s 100% full-frontal fashion festival galore!
Did Anna Wintour finally get it right?
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Anna Wintour: I love Proenza Schouler!
One of the things I can’t stand is whenever people make a huge fuzz over other people’s pronunciation of designer names. I once went to a little dinner party many years ago and this American girl pronounced Yves Saint Laurent as Yves SAINT (as in saint saint catholics saints) Low-rent and all these bitches gave her a long litany and belittled the poor woman on how YSL is pronounced as Yves Suhn Loh-ran (or however it is pronounced, I just can’t type it) and I couldn’t help but feel bad at the girl for her little chu chu bells mistake.
Now watch this Style.com video of the fall/winter 2007 NYC fashion week wrap-up. Fast forward the video to 1:17 and listen to the high almighty Anna Wintour say "I love Proenza Shoe-ler".
School-er or Shoe-ler, will you have the nerve to correct Anna Wintour on the way she pronounced Schouler?
I don’t know about you but it’s all the same to me. JACK AND LAZARO = HOTNESS and their clothes = AMAZING!
PS. I love Anna, Sally and Suzy Menkes!
SUPERMODELS: Linda, Cindy, Naomi, Christy
In the early nineties, this is what $100,000 (yep, one hundred thousand donald duck dollars) will get you: Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington.
Aren’t they amazing? Look how BEAUTIFUL they are and how every single one of them looks different from one another. Look at their precious faces and bodies — 100% PURE GORGEOUSNESS… and the attitude, the energy, the vibe… Gisele Bundchen might be worth $150 MILLION dollars but this… this shit is what supermodels are made of.
They say the days of the supermodel are long dead. Do you think we’ll ever have a powerful moment in fashion such as that in the future?
Please tell me those tats you got are fake ones that rub off after 7 days. I’m all for freedom, fun, cheeky humor and all but have you noticed? You are turning into one of them diseased circuit queens. What’s next? Bareback sling fuckfests, fisting and felching? Is this your own way of getting the media’s attention because John Galliano is the star of LVMH? I love you Marc and all that crap but please, for the life of god, clean up your act stat! Call me and let’s have coffee. My treat. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Favourite Fashion Movie
Fashionista.com recently asked their readers what their favourite fashion movie was. Am I the only one who noticed how out of 60 people who replied, only one answered "Unzipped" (remember Linda’s famous line — "See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels?" ) and no one except moi answered "Pret-a-Porter" by Robert Altman?
JAWBREAKERS? Isn’t it funny how most people who say they’re into fashion wouldn’t remember (or have watched) a movie as iconic as pret a porter/ready to wear? Pret-a-Porter, to me, was my first memorable fashion moment. Come to think of it, I was barely a teenager when it came out. Am I old?
Sing after me: When he takes me in his arms… and whispers love to me… everything’s lovely. It’s him for me and me for him all our lives and it’s so real what I feel this is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rose la vie en rosseeeeeeeeeee
EEEWWWW!! Will Elle Magazine (US) go ala Vogue Italia???
I was reading an article from the New York Times how Elle Magazine (US) is about to launch a brand, spanking new look next month. I love Elle and although I don’t read it often as much as I do with other monthly rags, I always thought Elle is pretty generous when it comes to covering accessories and some of their non-celebrity editorials always had that fresh feminine look and such. Anyway, as part of September issue they have this editorial called "Just Like Them" which is a spoof on celebrity magazines like Star and Us Weekly.
Well… guess what… didn’t Steven Meisel did this whole hollywood paparazzi shots AGES ago for Vogue Italia? In fact, I know this because that was one of my favourite editorials ever! That was one of the main reasons why I had a celeb celeb "IT" obsession/craze like last year.
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There’s a reason why I love Russian guys. His name is Sasha, he’s a Russian violinist who is also a model in New York.
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Oh and he’s 15 years old. Yep. FIFTEEN.
DON’T MENTION ANYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT. I know what you’re thinking and yes, you are thinking what I’m thinking. I don’t want kiddie fiddlers in my narcissistic shrine. Enough said.
Hana Soukupova: Social Climber
So that’s what they call it eh? Go-sees? Looks like someone is a bit jealous of Gisele’s US$150,000,000 (that’s one hudred fifty million donald duck dollars) fortune. I know I am! One of my original favourite models, thinspiration primetime Hana Soukupova, has been WORKING IT to extremes, according to WWD.
New York Fashion Week is still over a month away, but catwalk favorite Hana Soukupova has been putting her endless gams on overdrive this summer. While her runway colleagues indulge in some vacation time, the Czech model has turned Cinema Society screenings and store openings into a makeshift round of go-sees, besting even the most dedicated social’s attendance record. Consider the past two weeks alone, during which Soukupova could be spotted at a Piaget event for Doo-Ri Chung, Super Saturday 10, a Moët & Chandon and Fendi-sponsored yacht bash and a Prince concert at the Ross School in the Hamptons.
You go girlfriend! Work it like you own it. That’s what models are supposed to do anyway. Fuck events though, we need model scandals! You’re not really a supermodel until you become tabloid fodder, have an eating disorder scandal, a drug scandal, a partying galore scandal, a sex scandal and of course, drug-fuelled sex orgies with that Formula 1 race boss which every supermodel have slept with. Erase that, Hana, I think you should arrange a little fabricated photo-op session giving that hottie Lapo Elkann a blowjob with your mouth foaming with his cum and then leak it to the press. I’ve always had a little crush on that faggot. Lapo Elkann is the new Flavio Briatore! Is Lapo Elkann gay? Just kidding!
Vogue Australia: Alice Burdeu
The only reason why I’m such a top model junkie right now is because of Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 3. For realz. Although my fave girl didn’t won, I’m happy that my 2nd favourite, thinspirational princess Alice Burdeu won instead. As part of her prize, here’s the September issue of Australian Vogue. Cover shot by Troyt Coburn.
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