Malin Ones, Just Cavalli Fall Winter 2008-2009

Check out the legs of Malin Ones, the girl who opened the Just Cavalli Fall/Winter 2008-2009 fashion show in Milan. Her legs are soo lean and sooo long! I wish mine were like that.

Don’t y’all hate aging? I swear, everything goes to my hips and my upper thighs the more years I add to my books. Ugh.

John Galliano Needs to Go to Rehab

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO LET DOWN AND I’M SURE MANY WILL SHARE MY SENTIMENT!! I know the wonderful and extremely hardworking folks at Christian Dior are trying to stay away from the rebellious image of youth to court back the geriatric clientele they once lost but come on… have y’all seen the fall/winter 2008-2009 Christian Dior ready to wear collection? Well… I see some pre-rehab Donatella Versace influences here and there. Oops. I meant Versus by Versace. Sorry.

This is Versus Fall/Winter 2004:

Compare it to Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2008:

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Nils Butler: MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet Nils Butler. He’s with Ford Homme in Paris and I saw him at COACD the other day.

He is so my new favorite male mowdil. Hot sex on a bloody fuckin pogo stick, I have never seen anyone do ‘Magnum’ better than him. Are you ready? Click click click!

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Behold the Power of the Vajeen

God I love fashion. As a gay teen, it’s always nice to learn more about the female anatomical form and where else to learn it from other than three female fashion designers in London, New York and Milan? I’m honestly surprised why the feminist fatties (who I love so much btw) over at Jezebel have not picked up one of the hottest trends for women this fall/winter 2008-2009. Ladies… it’s all about the VAJEEN… yes, your VAJAYJAY next season.

When I saw Masha Tyelna’s outfit at Louise Goldin’s fall 2008 collection in London, the first thing that came to my mind was… "oh my god she looks like a furry vajayjay! FIERCE!!!!!".

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Supermodels Support Cotton T-Shirts

I just bought this cute, limited edition Luella Bartley organic cotton t-shirt from the "Supermodels Support Cotton" campaign by the Environmental Justice Foundation.

Each t-shirt is available for £30 each + £5 for worldwide shipping. They’re all ethically made with 100% organic cotton and designed by Luella Bartley, Christian Lacroix, Betty Jackson and Katharine Hamnett. Proceeds from sales will benefit the Environmental Justice Foundation. What are you waiting for? Go, go, go. Buy, buy, buy! It’s for a good cause. Click here to shop.

PS. Sasha Pivovarova was a goner from Prada’s fall 2008 fashion show. Who will take Sasha’s throne? My bet is on that gorgeous Angelina Jolie doppelganger named Natalia. HOTNESS!

JOURDAN DUNN AT PRADA: BREAKING NEWS!!!!

STOP THE PRESSES! THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING Y’ALL! Gorgeous black model Jourdan Dunn walked the fall/winter 2008-2009 Prada show in Milan! Chanel Iman must be soo pissed right now!

Call it tokenism but whatever. This is big news. Big! Huge! For realz! I don’t know about you but Prada has not used a black model in like 700,000,000 years and for her to use someone now means a lot. I’m sure all the blogs are gonna talk about it now because it’s HIGH TIME! Is Miuccia on a roll? I really love her collections as of late. She’s amazing.I love Prada!

On a different note, Style.com hates black people!!!! Click click click!

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Louis Vuitton: The Journey

A few fashionistas over at Fashionista thought of Louis Vuitton’s first TV commercial as a joke. I’m thinking quite the opposite. I *LOVE* the commercial! It’s quite moving and touching. In fact, the message is crystal clear to me. IMO, the folks at luxury powerhouse Louis Vuitton went back and paid homage to their roots: the art of travel. Afterall, travel is an integral part of the brand’s DNA. Nowhere in this commercial you’ll find the usual flash flash "bling" stereotype the average Joe associates with Vuitton. I think it’s a nice little flashback to the bygone era where only the traveling set knows about the historical and cherished by millions monogram.

See for yourself. It’s very beautiful, no? I love the shot with the girl inside the car staring at her window. I *so* know that feeling!!!

Where will life take me? Well, I would say one day I want to visit Asnieres where the Louis Vuitton Museum is located. Unfortunately, it’s not open to the public… the chances of that happening are pretty much slim to none so I would say life will take me to hmmm… I know, Le Depot in Paris! Hahaha! JK.

Oi, I’ve been there once (we all have our first time) and it was hilarious. Even my gay French friends were shocked. I don’t see the big deal, really.

Alice Burdeu at Proenza Schouler Fall 2008

WOAHLY Tyra Chops batman! Alice Burdeu of Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 fame made it at Proenza Schouler’s show… and Style.com’s home page!

Other than Elyse Sewell (who’s such a big hit in Asia), Alice Burdeu is probably the only one out of Tyra Chops’ Next Top Model empire who "made it" down the runways of New York.

Boo hoo for Gisele. Yay for Tyra Chops

First things first… I KNOW I’M SUCH A PEASANT AND A PIG FOR SAYING THIS BUT HOW CAN YOU *NOT* MAKE THE EFFORT TO TAKE A STOLEN SNAPSHOT OF GISELE BUNDCHEN AT RAG & BONE? HELLO!!!! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S CROWDED BUT THAT GISELE IS… GISELE!!! SHE NEEDS NO EXPLANATION AND THAT BITCH IS WORTH $200+ MILLION AND YOU’RE LIKE WITHIN AN ARM’S REACH AWAY FROM HER? UGH!!!!!!! Hahaha!

My sincere apologies if I had to scream like that. I know, I know. I’m being silly again. I’m totally, totally, totally devastated!! Ok. *breathes* I also apologize to my fashion week homie for sharing this to my minions. I usually have morals (PROMISE!!!) and I’m capable of keeping secrets well, secret, but this is wayyy too good to keep to myself. Please forgive me!

Tyra is fat? Tyra Chops looks really old? Tyra has crows feet for miles? OMG HOW DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ABOUT TYRA? I *LOVE* TYRA MORE THAN I LOVE KIMMORA!

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Cheeky Casualty or Rosy Chic?

Fill in the blank.

The reason why Vlada Roslyakova’s usually-flawless, porcelain face was so red at the Fall/Winter 2008-2009 Lacoste fashion show is because of _______________.

Nobody knows for sure but then again, perhaps THIS had something to do with it?

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Meanwhile, in other fashion news, designer Marc Bouwer will present his fall/winter 2008-2009 collection online on Monday, February 4, 2008. Visit http://www.marcbouwer.com/Fall2008.