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12:36 pm

Pierre Hardy Cruzeiro High Top Sneakers Photos

10/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Pierre Hardy Cruzeiro Photos

And voila! This is what’s coming my way. Don’t you just LOOOVE it?

Pierre Hardy display at Barneys New York

Pierre Hardy Cruzeiro High Top Sneakers

New kicks FTW!

Pierre Hardy Cruzeiro Limited Edition Metallic High Top Sneakers

Click here for purchase information.

PS. To the FAT Chubbylita bitch sales associate who works at Co-Op, please stop trolling and being rude at the men’s designer shoe department. Cut the attitude! You only work in a shop. Hahaha JK. No, seriously, cut the negative energy. Lose weight and feel great in 2008!

PPSS. Daniel is the hero! He’s the nicest SA on the men’s floor!

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9:34 am

Pierre Hardy is coming to mama!

10/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Pierre Hardy is coming to mama!

OMG OMG OMG! I could hardly contain myself from the excitement!!!

Pierre Hardy Logo
Pierre Hardy Limited Edition Metallic Colorama High Tops Sneakers

Are you familiar with that weird feeling of wanting to take a poo really bad but you couldn’t because you’re in a public place? So what you do is you go home… and then right between the moment that you open the bathroom door and the moment you take off your underpants, your legs start shaking, your balls are quivering and your entire loins hurt? Well… that’s how I’m feeling right now.

Click click click!

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2:20 am

Happy Father’s Day from Macy’s

10/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Happy Fathers’ Day from Macy’s

This is crazy! Crazy y’all! God I love my readers. I DIED when Anthony emailed me these photos. HYSTERICAL!!!

Macy's, Terron Wood    Macy's Terron Wood

Advanced Happy Father’s Day to all of you out there who don’t practice safe sex!

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7:10 am

Pierre Hardy Limited Edition Metallic High Tops

09/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Pierre Hardy Limited Edition Metallic High Tops

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I’m supposed to come back to Theodore’s later this evening to buy these gold Common Projects mid-top shoes (I still need to come back there anyway because I left my weekend shopping there cause I was in a hurry last weekend). Lo and behold these limited edition Pierre Hardy metallic high top sneakers came up at Barneys.

Compare.

Common Projects Gold Metallic sneakers

These are the gold Common Projects (about $400… I know.. that’s third world prices for you) I’m gonna get. They sorta remind me of my old gold Fendi sneakers…

Common Projects Gold Metallic sneakers

versus Pierre Hardy ($485)

Pierre Hardy Metallic High Top sneakers

OMG THIS IS KILLING ME!!!! I bought so much shit the past week my finances are already going through a beating. I could only buy 1 pair of shoes NOW because I’m on the waiting list for a pair of Lanvins… and then there’s all these sales going on plus… I’m also going to a secret location because some of my air miles are expiring and I need to redeem them BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH… I’m also supposed to go to ANOTHER secret location (I need to get laid… all the cocks in this shit hole are small!!) and last but not the least, there’s the Marc Jacobs BB bag I need to worry about. FUCK!

The question is… Common Projects or Pierre Hardy? I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those GET BOTH things. UGH!!!!! In any case, I’ve set the Pierre Hardy @ Barneys page as my home page (I’m not even gonna bother linking the page here) and you FASHION FAGGOTS better not get size 8 or else I will kill you. That’s what sucks about Barneys. All the faggots with small feet buy all the cool shoes FIRST.

Yes I’m talking to all them queens who are tanning their arses in Fire Island as I’m typing this. You know who you are. *wink*

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4:58 pm

Catherine McNeil the Bogan

08/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Catherine McNeil the Bogan

I LOVE THIS!!! Hahaha! Let's take a stroll down memory lane and revisit Aussie model powerhouse Catherine McNeil's favourite things.

Catherine McNeil, Girlfriend magazine cover May 2003

Catherine McNeil's Favourite Things

I **REALLY** want to meet an Aussie Bogan. For realz. Y'all know I have a soft spot for the bourgeois class (chavs = hotness!!!)… hello, because I'm one of em. Hahaha!

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11:53 pm

Andre Leon Talley Shows You How It’s Done.

03/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Andre Leon Talley Shows You How It’s Done.

Andre Leon Talley lookin oh so glamoxuriously outrageous at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards.

Andre Leon Talley, 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards

No means no. (Sorry P, I love you and all but no.)

Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap at 2008 Brits Awards

That’s all. Mwah mwah!

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9:37 am

2008 CFDA Fashion Awards Winners

03/06/2008, Fashion and Style

2008 CFDA Fashion Awards Winners

Francisco Costa again? I was rooting for you know who to win because the last time he won was back in 1997 and 1992 but wtf, Francisco Costa again?

Karlie Kloss, Spring 2008, Fall 2008 Calvin Klein by Francisco Costa

2008 Council of Fashion Designers of America Fashion Awards Winners

Womenswear Designer of the Year: Francisco Costa for Calvin Klein Collection

Menswear Designer of the Year: Tom Ford

Accessories Designer of the Year: Tory Burch

Swarovski Womenswear: Kate and Laura Mulleavy for Rodarte

Swarovski Menswear: Scott Sternberg for Band of Outsiders

Swarovski Accessories: Philip Crangi

Congrats to the winners of the CFDWhateva Awards!

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5:37 am

Proenza Schouler: Spring 2008 Sale

03/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Proenza Schouler: Spring 2008 Sale

It’s 4:30AM and I’m trolling around the Net-a-Porter website to see if there’s anything I can afford because my friend in NY just got my el cheapo Margielic t-shirts. Unless an oil sheik papi chulo lands on my lap (or should I say I land on some oil sheik papi chulo’s lap), I really should NOT be spending anything at all ALL right now because the Marc Jacobs BB bag is gonna be available in a few months but hey… just because I’m on a diet it doesn’t mean I can’t look at the menu. Anyhooo.

Proenza Schouler Spring 2008 Sale

I know Proenza Schouler is expen$$$ive but holy Lazaro batman! Check out the retail prices of these two Proenza tops. The sequined tank top used to be $2,250 while the waistcoat was $1,825. Both items are now on sale at 30% and 50% off respectively.

I’m all for high fashion but aren’t the prices totally absurd? Isn’t America going through a recession right now? I remember 9 or 10 years ago, you can get a gorgeous wool coat from Louis Vuitton for $800. Yes! Eight hundred bucks.

Me: Ang mahalia jackson ng proenza peste sila!
(translation: Proenza is so expensive!)
Mike: I know
Me: Check out the vest and look at the original price
Mike: Wow!
Me:
Ano yan, hand-made?
(translation: Is that hand-made?)
Mike: Maybe it’s lined with fur
Me:
Maybe it’s Made in Italy by Italians
Me: Maybe it’s Made in Italy by Italians and lined in Russian Sable
Mike: with an expensive marketing chuva
Me: What marketing? Does Proenza even have ads?
Mike: Vogue ads
Me: I bet you may cut diyan si Anna Wintour
(translation: I bet you Anna Wintour has a cut on all sales)

Oh well. That’s fashion for you.

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7:42 am

YVES SAINT LAURENT, DEAD AT 71

02/06/2008, Fashion and Style

YVES SAINT LAURENT, DEAD AT 71

I’m playing with my niece before my friend sent me the message: “OMG YVES SAINT LAURENT IS DEAD!”

Yves Saint Laurent

Legendary designer Yves Saint Laurent dies at 71

PARIS (AP) — A longtime friend and associate of Yves Saint Laurent says the famed couturier has died at his Paris home at the age of 71.

Pierre Berge says that Saint Laurent died Sunday evening following a long illness. He did not give details.

Source: AP

Oh my god. OH MY GOD!!!!!! I’m in shock!!! Today is a very sad day… fashion is losing a lot of its old school icons.

May you rest in peace Yves!

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3:24 am

Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine

01/06/2008, Fashion and Style

Yulia Tymoshenko

How fierce is this bitch? Ukrainian powerhouse model Snejana Onopka got nothing on her homegirl Yulia Tymoshenko, who is the current Prime Minister of Ukraine. OH MY GOD I LOVE HER! I really do! With her trademark braids and her AMAZING personal style, Yulia is the ultimate HOTNESS in world leaders. SARKOZY WHO? CONDOLEEEEEEEEZA WHO? I LOVE YULIA!

Yulia Tymoshenko

Click click click for MOAR! Now I know where Miuccia Prada got her inspiration from!!!!!!!!!!

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