Watch this space…
Can you tell I’m totally enjoying my new moleskine?
Patience my readers and watch this space. No blogging until it happens in a few weeks… if it ever does! *wink wink*
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart!
PS. Check out Alber Elbaz towards the end of this video. And to quote:
“Sometimes you know when I’m, kind of, on… on a hard day, I wake up the next day saying that i’m quite happy doing what i do because how many people have the ability to have a dream and to have a team of people around that realize their dream? that’s fabulous.“
- Alber Elbaz, Lanvin
Here’s what’s on my wishlist.
- [here] Lanvin bow t-shirt €519.00
- [here] Silence is Golden trousers
- [here] Lock & Co. Town Coke bowler hat £255
- [here] Andrew Gn feather and organza cape £1415
- [here] Jil Sander lace-up ankle boot £360
- [here] Lanvin stamped leather clutch £600
- [here] A. Lange & Söhne Lange 1 watch
Now who’s got a sugar daddy/azucarera de papa out there? Speak up or forever hold your peace.
ARE THEY ON A FUCKING ROLL OR WHAT?
THERE IS SOMEONE OVER AT BARNEYS.COM UPDATING SHIT ON THE WEEKEND! I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T SEE THIS PAIR BEFORE.
SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
I apologize for the expletives but UGHHHHHHHHH.
EDIT/UPDATE: OK. I NEED THERAPY. I NEED TO TAKE MY MIND OFF SHOES. I’M GONNA THINK GOOD, WONDERFUL HAPPY THOUGHTS. I’M GONNA THINK BB BAG IN BABY BLUE. I’M GONNA STAY AWAY FROM BARNEYS LIKE I STAYED AWAY FROM SEVEN NEW YORK ALA THAT RAF SIMONS SANDALS MAN. LADIES AND GAYS, THIS IS MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER. TILED!
Pierre Hardy Red Suede Hi-Top Sneakers
Bloody red, I mean, bloody hell! The amazing people at Pierre Hardy and Barney’s are not making it easier for me anyone. Can I be honest here? Like, can I be totally, 104% honest? I loveD my metallic PH hi-top sneakers alright but I felt buyers remorse when I saw that stylish Parisian kid over at The Sartorialist. In fact, I don’t even want to wear them. I’m done, dunzo, done done dunzo dunzo mumbo jumbo dunzo with those damn metallic shoes.
I’m bored out of my skull so here I am, checking out the Barney’s website once and again. Lo and behold came these beautiful red suede hi-top sneakers and it has my bloody bollocking name stamped on it.
PS. I’m a size 41 or 41.5 in men’s or size 8 American. Thank you.
Feast your eyes on this series of photos courtesy of them fashin fags. From runway to reality, check-out Ashanti in a Balenciaga frock…
On the left is my girl, the one and only Natasha Poly werking it at Balenciaga.
Meanwhile, the incredibly chic and svelte Cate Blanchett shows you how to wear it properly.
Who do you think wore the Balenciaga dress best?
BTW I’m not hating. Like what I said, I’m an equal opportunity lover and I love everyone regardless of their size. However, some dresses, like skinny jeans, are simply NOT meant to be worn by women of certain body types. Look how Ashanti stretched the whole thing out! I can’t believe it! It’s Balenciaga for god’s sake!
Handpainted HVBAO Sneakers
Sometime last year, one of my female friends invited me to have coffee with her gay couple friends visiting from Los Angeles. I brought my ginormous Goyard blue croisiere at that time and one of the gays innocently questioned the authenticity of my bag (which is real, btw) by asking me “ayyy fiax??” (translation: oh is that fake?). Since then, the word “FIAX” (which is third world gay lingo for fake…pronounced as “fee-yaxe”) stuck in my head and I always laugh a little whenever I use that word because you should’ve seen the way he said it. There he was (hello Cedric I miss you!!), a big broly muscle mary man with an even bigger, brolyer, more muscular LAPD (yep) boyfriend, using the word FIAX… LOL.
Speaking of FIAX, check out these handpainted, made in China, FIAX Chuck Taylors. I hate it when people watermark their photos, especially retailers. Ugh.
Aren’t they cute? Come to think of it, everyone’s doing Chuck Taylors even Dior
friggin Homme and Lanvin have their own versions of the classic
American sneaker. I know I’m too old for shoes like these but at only US$38 (yep, thirty eight dollars!!! cheap!!!) per pair, sorry, but, I couldn’t resist! They also offer FREE international express shipping for all orders $150 and above so you can get your order in just a few days.
Click here, here and here. There’s more HERE. Look up “HVBAO” sneakers. Sizing is unisex (and European)… just use their size chart for the right conversion.
What do you think? Yay or nay? I think they’re too cute and I certainly wouldn’t mind lounging around the house in those.
Kate Moss for Vogue USA: August 2008
Gasp! A model! SHOCK HORROR! Supermodel (and I’m not using that term loosely) Kate Moss is on the cover of the August 2008 issue of American Vogue. Man, is Kate lookin a bit chunky or what? Just kidding! The supermo, who single-handedly sparked the heroin chic of bonanza 90s, is now a full-grown woman. Awww. Remember that line from SATC the movie? Vogue designers… Vogue photographers… Vogue airbrushing.
photo via tfs
I wonder what Snejana would look like twenty years from now. I mean think about it. If Rachel Zoe was the woman responsible for bringing anorexia in style in Hollywood via her zoebots, the lovely Snejana is the model responsible for bringing the likes of Olga, Vlada et al down the runways. In other words, she and her Russian gang made “heroin chic” look like a bunch of fat fighters/weight-watchers club members!
The $64 million question is: do you think this cover will sell to the masses? Conde Nast Portfolio recently reported that the May 2008 issue featuring the dull Gwyneth Paltrow is Vogue USA’s worst selling issue, having sold only a mere 310,000 copies. Also, the April 2008 issue with Gisele Bundchen sold 350,000 copies compared to last year’s average of 452,207. It’s Vogue’s worst-selling April issue since 2001.
Meanwhile, WWD mentioned that Conde Nast will print another 10,000 copies of its groundbreaking and HISTORICAL Vogue Italia July 2008 All-black issue. Yay Vogue Italia!
A spokeswoman for Condé said the company increased newsstand
distribution of the special issue by 40 percent in the U.S., and will
reallocate Italian copies earmarked for returns to the U.S. The company
will also print another 10,000 copies to meet the demand for the issue.
Gurl that’s gotta hurt, no? Big, big, big kudos to Vogue Italia Editor-in-Chief Franca Sozzani for making things happen!
Marc Jacobs BB Bag @ Nylon Magazine
I know I’m practically shoving the Marc Jacobs BB bag to your face but please allow me to do so before Fall 2008 fades into oblivion. We all know the Spring 2009 shows are just around the corner and I want this good feeling to last! One of my readers (thanks Regina!) sent me scans of the August 2008 issue of Nylon magazine and lookie lookie at what she found. It’s the Marc Jacobs Sunburst BB bag in baby blue!
Cole Mohr: Marc by Marc Jacobs Bow Dress
Who wore the US$458 runway frock best? Texan model Cole Mohr who is the star of the Fall 2008 Marc by Marc ad campaign?
Or Irina Kulikova who minced down the runway during Fashion Week and the Asian model whose name I do not know of at eLuxury?
Click HERE for purchase information.
Oh no they didn’t.
I’m anxiously waiting to see the latest copy of NY Post’s Page Six Magazine. From today’s Post:
Dayum! This is exactly why y’all should NEVAH EVAH judge people by appearances. Can you imagine being the employee telling Marc Jacobs to fuck off?
Awww! I love Marc. Isn’t it nice to know someone of his stature doesn’t throw his weight around and pull the dreaded “don’t you know who I am” line? He’s soo humble and down to earth! As if I didn’t already know that. LOL.