Louis Vuitton Monogramouflage Lys Bag
Monogramouflage, Louis Vuitton’s latest collaboration with Japanese artist Takashi Murakami, is now available at Louis Vuitton Philippines. They remind me of the monogram denim they did a few years ago. I saw some of the bags at the store and as much as they look cute, I have decided they are not for me.
When one door closes, another one opens. Aussie FASSSSSHHHHHYONNN journalist Patty Huntington bid adieu to News.com.au’s Fully Chic and celebrated American Independence day last week by launching her new fashion blog.
As y’all know, Paris haute couture ended a few days ago. While all the rich bitches of the world (and their token tranny and tag-along lap dogs) are still recovering from stomping around the majestic city of lights (and Le Depot), my Mexican buddy Mauricio and I (in our respective bedrooms in the third world, of course) went through hundreds and hundreds of photos of the fall 2008 couture collections.
Since haute couture is all about fantasy, my friend and I fantasized about being bajillionairesses on a shopping spree. We challenged each other to pick one, just one, outfit from the big couture houses. It has to be something that we love and would personally wear.
We reviewed our selections at the end of the challenge and I noticed I picked out two wedding gowns.
Our conversation went like this:
Me: What do you think of my selections? Be honest. What’s the best one and the worst one? Is it just me or do you also find this season disappointing?
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For The Filipino in You
Filipinos, in my opinion, are the most notorious, anal-retentive English nazis on the face of the planet. Even more so than native English speakers themselves who, quite frankly, don’t give a fuck how something is written online as long as they could understand them. Flips, on the other hand, would totally rip you apart in blogs, discussion forums, etc. just to point out the slightest grammar/syntax/spelling mistake you’ve made. It’s that whole “better English = better education = my bushy 3-inch brown dick with a black scrotum is more superior than yours” etc mentality people here have. I know it’s crazy but it’s true. Some Filipinos really do get off on this shit. Trust me when I say that! Ever had someone correct you online? Chances are, that person is a Flip! Anyway, I won’t dwell on that shit but let me tell you… man… I laughed so hard when I saw this announcement from the house of Givenchy.
PS. I love Givenchy and hell, I love Lakshmi Menon. She truly is the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen as of late. More on her later.
Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2008 Ad Campaign: Eva Herzigova
And what can you say about the latest Louis Vuitton (fall/winter 2008) ad campaign featuring supermodel Eva Herzigova with a Monogramouflage bag?
Christian Dior Autumn/Winter 2008-2009 Haute Couture
Y’all should get down on your knees and worship me because I just got hold of a copy of the fall/winter 2009-2009 Christian Dior haute couture soundtrack! Amazing amazing amazing! I just know I’m gonna play this on my ipod for weeks. Perfect for mincing!
Click here (or right-click + save as) to download the file.
I still need to figure out the track titles. The first song they used was “Aquarius” by Dutch group Within Temptation and the last one was “Lights Go Down” by Basement Jaxx which I *love*. I’ll forever be indebted if you guys can name the 2nd to the last track though. To be quite honest, the good shit starts at 08:53 so fast forward and listen to that.
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Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2008-2009 Video
I’m not really the most religious person on earth but praise Jesus hallelujah it’s a meerakollllll! Big papi John has finally gone back to his senses and spared us from his 60s rut. Check out the following video previews and keep an eye out on John’s confident poses. I can’t wait to see the entire full-length vid. I have a feeling the soundtrack is gonna be gooood!
100% pure brilliance. 100% pure couture. Pictures to follow!
Obsession du Jour: Yu Masui
Inspiration alert!!!! Thanks to CJ, I found who the ferosh guy in Balenciaga is. His name is Yu Masui and he’s a Japanese fashion journalist and consultant.
I swear to god, it’s always the Japanese who are the most chica people of all. I love him already!!!
And I’m only saying that because:
1) I’m totally jeliz. He’s fierce and ferosh to the highest levels.
2) I love him but I’m also seething with anger right now. Jalousie Magazine is dat chu?
3) I hate him so much I wanna suffocate him using a tyvek bag and steal that Balenciaga and the hamburger bag.