In the words of Aleksyss K. Tylor, coochie will make you slap somebody! I have never seen so much coochie in my entire life. I need a lobotomy, I swear!
Martin Margiela sent cameltoes down the catwalk for his spring/summer 2008 collection. Good thing I don’t have low hangers otherwise I wouldn’t be able to achieve this look without the help of duct tape. My balls are still recovering after trying to do that Carine Roitfeld leg pose. I love the shoulder pads as always… and do take note of the flickrblockrs-type of sunglasses after the jump.
Cameltoes are in style! Click click click for more! Don’t vote on the poll until you’ve seen the following photos.
No, you’re not hallucinating. This, my friends, is one of the looks coming from the Christian Dior spring/summer 2008 collection.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. BE HONEST. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. I have a longer piece coming up with pictures etc. and how I feel and how I’m dismayed with the new direction Sidney Toledano is going (thanks WSJ), how he’s putting a gag order on John, how the House of Dior is abandoning the young, etc.
I know, I know. I’m *really* desperate for the track used for the Versace spring/summer 2008 fashion show. I really really REALLY need it. Or the title at least. Can someone just fucking upload the full-length show online so I can rip the mp3? Frillr are you there? Anyone? I love Frillr.
Keep an eye out for Tanya Dziahileva and the way she walks. Bitch is soo fierce, I love her! You know whose walk also impressed me this season? Viviane Orth!
How many Cypriots do you personally know? I know two. One of them is designer (and 100% hardcore fashion blogger), Filep Motwary, who recently emailed me an invite to his upcoming fashion show (along with accessory designer Maria Mastori) in glorious Athens, Greece later this month. What can I say other than I *LOVE*! I’m soo honored, Filep. Thank you!!
I really need to get my ass out in Greece, no? It’s one of the countries in Europe I’ve never been and to think, I know a few people out there.
Sooo chic, no?
Same Time Tomorrow featuring Filep Motwary and Maria Mastori October 27, 2007 Hall A, 7:30PM, Zappion Building Athens, Greece For more information, contact email@example.com or visit http://filepmotwary.blog.com.
Bryanboy loves Filep Motwary! I can’t wait to see the collection online when it becomes available.
Halloween is just around the corner. Yes, my minions, it’s *that* time of the year and wherever you are in the world, I’m 100% positive there’s going to be lots of parties to go to. Have you picked out your halloween costume yet? Halloween is always a good excuse to go nuts because you know everyone’s gonna dress up in crazy outfits. I’m sure many of you have not forgotten the first time I went drag IN A PUBLIC PLACE but for those of you with poor memories (or new to my site), not too long ago, I went out looking like a slutty smurf maid… in 7-inch fetish boots. I don’t think I could ever outdo that outfit. EVER! From that moment on, I knew I was born to wear high heels because I haven’t tripped at all (wearing heels), not even once. Some random loser I don’t know thought I was a girl, grabbed my ass that night and I had to tell him upfront to back off. Now I generally don’t mind such blatant display of admiration but I like to pretend there’s a sophisticated lady underneath such slutty clothes. SoFEEsticated my ass. Hah!