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7:43 pm

Martin Margiela’s Cameltoe Warriors

02/10/2007, Fashion

Martin Margiela’s Cameltoe Warriors

In the words of Aleksyss K. Tylor, coochie will make you slap somebody! I have never seen so much coochie in my entire life. I need a lobotomy, I swear!

Martin Margiela sent cameltoes down the catwalk for his spring/summer 2008 collection. Good thing I don’t have low hangers otherwise I wouldn’t be able to achieve this look without the help of duct tape. My balls are still recovering after trying to do that Carine Roitfeld leg pose. I love the shoulder pads as always… and do take note of the flickrblockrs-type of sunglasses after the jump.

Martin Margiela

Cameltoes are in style! Click click click for more! Don’t vote on the poll until you’ve seen the following photos.

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5:21 pm

This is Dior.

02/10/2007, Fashion

This is Dior.

No, you’re not hallucinating. This, my friends, is one of the looks coming from the Christian Dior spring/summer 2008 collection.

Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2008

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. BE HONEST. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. I have a longer piece coming up with pictures etc. and how I feel and how I’m dismayed with the new direction Sidney Toledano is going (thanks WSJ), how he’s putting a gag order on John, how the House of Dior is abandoning the young, etc.

4:53 pm

Desperate for Versace

02/10/2007, Fashion

Desperate for Versace

I know, I know. I’m *really* desperate for the track used for the Versace spring/summer 2008 fashion show. I really really REALLY need it. Or the title at least. Can someone just fucking upload the full-length show online so I can rip the mp3? Frillr are you there? Anyone? I love Frillr.

Keep an eye out for Tanya Dziahileva and the way she walks. Bitch is soo fierce, I love her! You know whose walk also impressed me this season? Viviane Orth!

10:42 pm

John Galliano Takes His Bow

01/10/2007, Fashion

John Galliano Takes His Bow

It’s here! It’s finally here! More pictures to follow. Seen at the Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2008 fashion show a few moments ago…

John Galliano at Christian Dior Spring 2008
Photo via Yahoo News

Christian Dior Spring 2008
Photo via Reuters

Marc Jacobs can strip naked for the entire world to see but nobody does the finale bow best than big papa John. Isn’t John a tease for showing a bit of leg? Loves it!

7:44 am

Filep Motwary & Maria Mastori Runway Show

01/10/2007, Fashion

Filep Motwary & Maria Mastori Runway Show

How many Cypriots do you personally know? I know two. One of them is designer (and 100% hardcore fashion blogger), Filep Motwary, who recently emailed me an invite to his upcoming fashion show (along with accessory designer Maria Mastori) in glorious Athens, Greece later this month. What can I say other than I *LOVE*! I’m soo honored, Filep. Thank you!!

Filep Motwary

I really need to get my ass out in Greece, no? It’s one of the countries in Europe I’ve never been and to think, I know a few people out there.

Sooo chic, no?

Filep Motwary

Same Time Tomorrow
featuring Filep Motwary and Maria Mastori
October 27, 2007
Hall A, 7:30PM, Zappion Building
Athens, Greece
For more information, contact filep.motwary@gmail.com or visit http://filepmotwary.blog.com.

Bryanboy loves Filep Motwary! I can’t wait to see the collection online when it becomes available.

Support, support, support emerging talent!

12:58 am

Marc Jacobs for Arena Homme +

01/10/2007, Fashion

Marc Jacobs for Arena Homme +

Designer Marc Jacobs goes topless and nekkid (again), this time for Arena Homme+ Fall/Winter 2007-8. Photo shot by Juergen Teller.

I have one thing to say: CHELSEA QUEEN!

Marc Jacobs for Arena Homme+

Leave Marc Alone!

5:32 am

Halloween Costumes

30/09/2007, Fashion

Halloween Costumes

Halloween is just around the corner. Yes, my minions, it’s *that* time of the year and wherever you are in the world, I’m 100% positive there’s going to be lots of parties to go to. Have you picked out your halloween costume yet? Halloween is always a good excuse to go nuts because you know everyone’s gonna dress up in crazy outfits. I’m sure many of you have not forgotten the first time I went drag IN A PUBLIC PLACE but for those of you with poor memories (or new to my site), not too long ago, I went out looking like a slutty smurf maid… in 7-inch fetish boots. I don’t think I could ever outdo that outfit. EVER! From that moment on, I knew I was born to wear high heels because I haven’t tripped at all (wearing heels), not even once. Some random loser I don’t know thought I was a girl, grabbed my ass that night and I had to tell him upfront to back off. Now I generally don’t mind such blatant display of admiration but I like to pretend there’s a sophisticated lady underneath such slutty clothes. SoFEEsticated my ass. Hah!

Halloween

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11:59 am

Versace Spring/Summer 2008 Final Walkthrough

28/09/2007, Fashion

Versace Spring/Summer 2008 Final Walkthrough

The hair, the gloss, the glamour of it all. One day when I marry a Russian billionaire, I’m gonna be one of them Versace women.

Although I loved Donatella’s fall 2007 collection better, this collection is quite good. I love the accessories, the colours, the dresses, etc. I think she’s doing really well. I love Donatella!

11:26 am

Protected: Legs and Nuts!

28/09/2007, Fashion

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4:02 am

Carine Roitfeld’s Legs

28/09/2007, Fashion

Carine Roitfeld’s Legs

Trust me. I tried.

I tried for a good 15 minutes until I squished my nuts. I basically fail in life.

Carine Roitfeld
Photo via: The Independent

The first one to send me a photo of themselves doing THE SAME EXACT leg knot wins an Amazon.com gift certificate from me.

PROMISE.

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