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7:39 am

Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy

04/01/2007, Fashion

Chanel + Christy Turlington + 15 Years = Bryanboy

Here’s one for shits and giggles.

Christy Turlington for Italian Vogue, February 1992.

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3:54 am

Do you want chic? I’ll give you chic.

03/01/2007, Fashion

Do you want chic? I’ll give you chic.

I’m sick of superficial shit. Seriously. There used to be a time in my life where I got soo obsessed with fashion I got all the names of the designers, models, photographers, editors etc (AND ALL OF THEIR WEIGHT/HEIGHT/memorized, I used to buy magazines by the ton, spend 18 hours a day looking at Style.com, troll away at various forums and all that bullshit. And then I had a wakeup call. What is the point of it all? It’s only fashion. Why should I be obsessed and delude myself into thinking I belong to the great ol’ fashion circus? And with all the hoola balloo crap going on at the moment where people are wearing black and playing it safe, my gawd, can it be any more dull?

You want black? I’ll give you black. You want dull? I’ll give you dull. You want understated, I’ll give you understated. You want to abolish logos? I’ll abolish logos (it’s amazing how I manage to turn myself from the biggest logoagagogo manic whore to the lookmumnologosbitchcuntasshole that I am now… it’s hard but I managed. my next goal? I want to weigh 50 pounds, by hook or by crook). You want chic? I’ll fucking give you chic.

One thing is for certain — I’M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO CAN MAKE A DOG TAKING A SHIT LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

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9:29 pm

Louis Vuitton Miroir Speedy

01/01/2007, Fashion

Louis Vuitton Miroir Speedy

Here’s the gold one.

Gaudy galore!!! We all know I love gaudy though. I have a feeling the silver is much better but they don’t have it at the store.

10:06 pm

EUROTRASH: THE NEW CHIC

31/12/2006, Fashion

EUROTRASH: THE NEW CHIC

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! Want inspiration? I’ll give you inspiration. I’ll fucking give you estrogen! HAHAHA! Mark my words. ALL OF YOU! With all this black and "chic" bullshit going out right now, let me just say that it’s time to go back to early 90′s Eurotrash! Print these photos and post them on your wall — Eurotrash is the new chic!

Front-row at Chanel Couture: Socialites Nan Kempner (Left) and Jacqueline Delubac, Victoire de Castellane, Christy Turlington, Anna Piaggi. Photo: American Vogue, April 1990.

It’s amazing how some of the photos on the next page were taken 15-17 years ago. Wow. WOW!

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3:41 pm

Obsession du Jour: Pierre Hardy

24/12/2006, Fashion

Obsession du Jour: Pierre Hardy

I love, love, love Pierre Hardy! Pierre Hardy is responsible for designing shoes for Balenciaga and Hermès. Winter is well underway in Europa but if your visa card ain’t maxed out, it’s not yet too late to whip out your mobile and that old piece of plastic (yes, the one with lots of cocaine residue on the sides) to do some last-minute F/W shopping. Go right ahead — call the Paris boutique to order some of his delectable confections at +33.1.42.60.59.75 or email boutique@pierrehardy.com. Tell them I sent you. Who knows, they might send me a gift afterwards. And you know how MUUCCCHH I love presents. Haha! *wink*

My favourite:

More drool-worthy goods after the jump.

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4:17 am

Nan Kempner’s Closet says “Hello!”

24/12/2006, Fashion

Nan Kempner’s Closet says "Hello!"

NYC socialite extraordinaire Nan Kempner is the height of chic.

I love her. I really do. I still haven’t recovered from her death. She’s one of the world’s most fabulous women. NO OTHER RICH BITCH CAN DELIVER MORE THAN HER! It’s one thing to be wealthy and excessive… it’s another thing to be ABSOLUTELY CHIC. She totally embodied perfection: a fabulous rail-thin body, first-hand access to all the world’s finest couture and lastly, a heart made out of gold. She made herself useful to society by raising hundreds of millions of dollars for charity.

Get ready to masturbate you fucking five dollar whores!!! I jacked off soo many times looking at these photos — THEY ARE WAYYYY BETTER THAN INTERRACIAL GANGBANG QUADRUPLE-ANAL CREAMPIE PORN!!!!!!!

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1:57 am

Bryanboy’s US$788,266 Watch Shopping Spree

04/12/2006, Fashion

Bryanboy’s US$788,266 Watch Shopping Spree

Here’s how I look at it: there are four types of judgmental people in this life — those who judge others based on their car (hello straight males and hello Americans), those who judge others by the shoes they’re wearing, those who judge people by their watches and finally, there are those, who, like me, simply don’t give a flying a fuck.

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2:56 am

Protected: Marikina can kiss my fat ass. Those shoes are mine, betch! PICTIONARY GALORE!

09/11/2006, Current Affairs, Fashion, Food and Drink, Manila

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12:41 am

Patricia Field Style: Sarah Jessica vs Anne

25/10/2006, Fashion

Patricia Field Style: Sarah Jessica vs Anne

I love Patricia Field. Her work is AMAZING. When I saw the film ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ awhile back, I smirked when I saw this on the screen. It looked familiar. Wayyyyy too familiar.

Oh yes. Familiar as in F-A-M-I-L-I-A-R. Recycled. Reworked. Redone.

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11:23 pm

Singelringen – It’s great to be single!

22/10/2006, Fashion

It’s great to be single!

You know I’m a sucker for all things Swedish: Filippa K, Cheap Monday, Acne Jeans, Duka, Ordning & Reda and many more. Everything in bloody Sweden is hip, fantastic and well-designed. Scandinavian cool at its finest. They have this thing about making the simplest, practical things look chic. Heck, they even have all those cute dots and nifty symbols on their vowels like ö, ä, å. Damn Swedes got it all really, including good genes. Look at all the pretty boys with strong faces, to-die-for bone structures and beautiful eyes plus all the tall, gorgeous girls. I don’t think I’ve seen a fat Swede in my life. Ok, there’s Peder Fogstrand but he’s an exception. I love that chubby little chimp. He’s quite a character. I swear to god, it’s just one of those things. I really need to find a new country to be obsessed about. The last time I had an obsession on this (unhealthy) scale was hmmm, about four years ago, think Brazil.

Anyway, going back to Swedish design, lookie lookie at what I got earlier this week straight from Stockholm….

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