You’ve seen the action — Hollywood’s royalty in their oh-so-bjaw-dropping bling, fabulous clutches, fantastic makeup, amazing hair and of course, some of the world’s finest couture. Here’s a partial listing of the lucky designers the beautiful ones have chosen. Feel free to post a comment if I missed out on something and/or inaccuracies.
Click click click for a comprehensive listing of what they wore on this year’s Academy Awards!
Allow me to indulge in being jealous and envious of other people’s success. I know it’s terrible and nasty but hey, at least I’m soo honest about it and I don’t hide behind anonymity. Hahahaha! Admit it — we all do it anyway, the only difference is that I have the balls to put my name and my face behind my vitriol and bitchery.
Is it just me or does Jennifer Hudson look like a fucking baked potato with her outfit? The silver tin foil bolero and the shiteous turd dress?
Yaddi yaddi yadda she won an Oscar and all these fancy schmancy awards including the Vogue cover but I’m with Beyonce on this one — SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BAKED POTATO TO ME!
EDIT (4:00PM): I just read it at TFS that Andre Leon Talley dressed JMUD. My god. I love ATL with all my life but that aluminum foil bolero thing is just a tragedy!
I popped by Louis Vuitton because my year-long ban is over and the giddy sales associates who missed my absence produly presented me this gorgeous oversized mink fur messenger bag with the most stunning python straps. They had it stored at the back of the store, away from the prying eyes of the public.
Breaking news!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! Mimo from Sweden emailed me this lovely scan of one of H&M’s adverts.
Pure perfection! Bag in the air, hand on the waist/hip and the little leg thing. PERFECT. Just Perfect!
I’m at a complete loss of words. Tack Mimo! Tack H&M! I love you guys! Now if only H&M had a shop in the third world…. *sigh* SEND ME THINGS!!!!! HAHAHA!
Get your barf bags ready. I’m about to take the phrase “fashion victim” to a different height and “label whoring” to a whole new level. I’m telling you – times like these confirm that my name is really Serge and I’m Edina Monsoon’s long-lost gay son.
Before we begin, I really look like a dirty scruffy skank with my long hair. Like what I said, it’s still at this weird stage atm. I want it loooooong. At least on the front. I really wanna have long bangs and then I’ll like shave the sides of my head. I dunno. Whatevs. All I want is long hair so y’all have to bear with me.
A Brazilian magazine interviewed me late last night and the writer wanted to know the most absurd piece of designer item I own… or something to that effect. I told her it was a tie between my mustard and lavender-coloured chewing gum holders from Hermes. That was wayyy back in the dark ages. I honestly can’t remember what happened to them. I’m sure I’ve lost them in them in one of my past “exploits” like most of my label-clad sundries.
Fuck the Hermes chewing gum holders though. I once owned this massive logo-a-gogo GG Gucci black lifesaver/flotation device which I believe I used ONCE before “selling it on eBay” which, btw, is a pathetic excuse that I give to people whenever I’m too lazy to turn the house upside down inside out just to look for things. It was this enormous black inflatable thing – I thought it was SOO fucking cool until I used it on the beach (I don’t know how to swim) and everyone, I swear to my grandfather’s grave cross my heart and hope to die stick an AIDS-infested heroin needle in my eye, stared at me.
I would totally get this look if I was a girl. This is the sort of shit I’d wear to go to the supermarket so all the fugly, minimum-waging boys will look at me. I’ll make sure I’ll wiggle my ass to the person behind me when I hand my credit card to the 16 year old cashier fuck to pay for a packet of marlboros and a can of red bull.
I’ll prolly throw in a little touch of color like white sunglasses or a red bracelet of some sort. Maybe orange perhaps?
OK.. I’ve been watching far too many backstage videos as of late… it’s become an obsession.
Why are male models dull? Beautiful dull airheads with no personality. The Brazilian guy is sooo dull! "I’m 18. Hi. My name is Tiago. From Fashion. Fashion Models. From Braziwww. Braziwian guy. From Sao Paolo. South of Braziwwww."
I really don’t know why she vanished from the face of the NYC shows… let’s just hope she’s gonna make an appearance in Milan and Paris. Those chubby chasers should seriously drop their act.
I found these beautiful, beautiful photos of Snejana yesterday evening and boy you’re in for a treat. Those Style.com photos are nothing on these backstage photos. You know, I actually prefer backstage photos than the runway ones because they, too me, are "real". It’s nice to see all the world’s most beautiful girls wear the world’s most beautiful clothes do "real" things like get their hair fixed, get their makeup done, etc.
Can someone please come up with a new word to describe Uncle Karl? Every time I watch videos of models backstage the only word they use to describe the granddaddy of it all who starved himself on a diet of fish and vegetables just to fit into Hedi is the word "GENIUS".
Yes, he’s a GENIUS! I love him to death but come on, surely there must be another word out there.
As always, he never disappoints.. here’s my favourite quote — I don’t think I got it 100% accurate but look towards the end of the video. I LOVE IT.
"There’s a new generation of models too, you saw the girls, they are flawless. some people say they are too skinny, i don’t think so. because their bones are narrow. people always talk about anorexia. that’s so grotesque, you know why, in the new generation, the bones are like this. they are very narrow… <snip snip blah blah> that’s not from me i’m not THAT big."
KARL LAGERFELD I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
P.S. God. I need to lose weight myself. I’m soo obese too. Anyway, I have one word to describe Jennifer Hudson. FAT! I’m definitely gonna buy 10 copies of Vogue and plaster the cover on my walls. She’s the ultimate REVERSE TRIGGER!
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PPPSSS. I’m not saying fat is bad. I’m fat too you know. All I want to do is point out that Jennifer Hudson is FAT. I mean god… remember how Wintour & Co. FORCED Oprah to lose weight just to be on the cover of Vogue? And that’s Oprah!!!