Here’s another website for y’all to add on your bookmarks. After receiving lots of positive feedback via email about my little lovely letters scheme, I decided it’s time to separate them from this site.
OMG YOU KNOW I AM HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW SHIT OH MY GOD FUCKING SHIT I LOVE RICCARDO TISCI SHIT I LOVE GIVENCHY DID YOU SEE ALL THE FANTASTIC FABULOUS JACKETS AND OH MY FUCKING GOD THE HIGH WAISTED TROUSERS OH DEAR OH NO OH DEAR OH MY I WAS WATCHING THE VOGUEDOTCOM VIDEO WITH TIM BLANKS AT THE GIVENCHY SHOW AND ALL THE CLOTHES ARE FUCKING FABULOUS I LITERALLY CREAMED MY TROUSERS OH MY GOD EVEN MY MUSIC IDOL MALCOLM MCLAREN WAS THERE IT’S FUNNY HOW THEY ALL USED THE WORD MONUMENTAL LIKE FOURHUNDREDTHOUSANDSIXHUNDREDANDFIFTYFIVE TIMES TO DESCRIBE THE COLLECTION I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT THE WHITE JACKET AND THE BLACK JACKET IS SO ME OH MY GOD SHIT RICKY TISCI PLEASE LET ME BORROW THEM I WILL WEAR THEM HERE IN THE THIRD WORLD LIKE A BICH IN HEAT WHO CARES ABOUT 37 DEGREES CELCIUS WHEN I’M DYING IN GIVENCHY’S FABULOUS SPLENDOR ALL SMASHING AND SENSATIONAL LOOKIN GOOD FEELING GREAT.
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Over and out.
P.S. Will you let me run my hands all over your chest? If you throw in one of those pink frilly dresses, I might (though not guaranteed), I might, give your balls a little tender fondling fondling.
I can’t think of a suitable title for today’s pictionary primetime so whatevs. Blah. God. Yesterday was insane!!! I had soo many things on my plate (more on that later) and I’m one big crazy mess. Anyway, I promised y’all pictures so here goes. I hope you enjoy this batch. Yes, I know. I know I’m one of those people who throw promises left and right but never actually fulfills them so I want to change that. My life is a perpetual work in progress. I’m sure y’all understand.
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Presidential chu chu bells family member Lauren Bush is making waves with her little charitable IT-bag project, thanks to her new role as the United Nations World Food Program honorary spokesperson.
According to United Nations, it costs US$34 to feed a third world slut like myself for an ENTIRE YEAR. Proceeds from the sale of this $59.95 bag will go to starving children in the fabulous third world! Loads of people have already ordered the bag so expect to see an avalanche of burlap-totting bitches in America soon. If I were you, buy one now! It all makes perfect sense, my friend. Why spend $59.95 on feeding yourself when it’s soo much better to feed others and get a cool bag in the process? At the end of the day, you’re the thin one with the bag and you can laugh at all the third world fatties you fed!
Remember: good deeds and feeding people is finally back in fashion. If you’re a pill-popping, throat-fiddling, anamia karenina bitch like me, this could be our only salvation/ticket to heaven when we die so FEED people NOW!!
Alluring Androgyny: Marjan Pejoski Autumn/Winter 2007-2008
FIRST IT WAS MEGGINGS, NOW IT’S HIGH HEELS… FOR MEN!!!!
What should I call it? MEELS????? MEGGINGS AND MEELS — I FUCKING LOVE IT! First off, I totally take back on what I said about that male model on that tree-hugging tee show. I found a couple more pictures online and I made the conclusion that he’s not really that cute and he’s a little too ethnic-looking. With that being said, men are from mars, women are from venus and fabulous boys like you and me should really start wearing high heels! WTF, that didn’t make any sense but whatevs. Hahahaha!
Enough about cocks. I AM SOOO SICK OF COCKS. I may well be going through a very, VERY dry spell but we all know I’ve got an overflowing abundance of boy toys around the world (available on standby) to get me through over the next 10 years so for now, let’s talk about fashion. I’d like to introduce to you my new friends from the land down under, the fabulous folks at Willow. They recently sent me note telling me that I should pop by their lovely studio in Surry Hills if I ever set foot in Sydney, the motherland of kangaroos and surfer boys galore. Isn’t that very very sweet? Thanks girls! =) Ding ding ding ding ding! Do you think they’ll allow me to play with their gorgeous, gorgeous clothes for a few minutes and get some pictures taken like I did at my friend Mich’s? That’s such a great idea right there, don’t you think? Hmmm, I’m gonna do it every once in a while… you know, raid a few designers’ studios, try on some clothes and play pictionary! Hahaha! One of the things I love about fashion is the fact that you can live out some of your fantasies even for a single moment.
Dutch ELLEgirl magazine readers submit photos of what’s inside their bags and contrary to what people think, no, there’s definitely no marijuana or sex toys here. View the collection: Part 1 and Part 2.