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11:32 am

Obsession du Jour: Bea Valdes

23/07/2007, Fashion

Obsession du Jour: Bea Valdes

I’m sure you’ve heard of Filipino designer Bea Valdes and her fabulously intricate beaded bags and accessories. She’s my new obsession du jour; she’s soo chic… and the hayyyyre, I luuuuuhhv the hayyyre! (Sorry JD for stealing your line haha)

I can’t take this photo out of my head. For realz. I think I’m gonna get hair like that. Yes? No? I love her… she’s sooo gorgeous and she doesn’t appear to be one of those bitchy fashion people who look like they’re gonna eat little children you alive.

Bea Valdes
Photo credit: Chuvaness

Bea’s beautiful wares… oooh the flossy flossy…

Bea Valdes
Photo credit: Bea Valdes

Visit http://www.beavaldes.com to learn more about Bea.

10:39 am

Vogue Paris: SNEJANA WINTOUR!!!!!!! -BEST EDITORIAL EVER!!!!!!-

21/07/2007, Fashion

Vogue Paris: L’Icône – SNEJANA WINTOUR!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, MY DARLING, MY MUSE, MY INSPIRATION, MY THINSPIRATION (no, not you Anna Wintour but you’re up there, I love you.) SNEJANA ONOPKA goes Annarexic for Vogue Paris (August 2007), shot by the legendary Mario Testino. My Bryanboy goes Suzy Menkes have nothing on Carine’s little baby!!!!!!!!

Snejana Onopka as Anna Wintour, Vogue Paris

God damn I’m having an orgasm right now. This is wayyy better than having sex with a Scandinavian twink. When oh when will a fabulous magazine pull a ‘Bryanboy’ editorial? Someone just bloody immortalize me, quick! Vogue Italia are you reading this? V Magazine? Harper’s Bazaar? God damn I’m soo delusional, am I? Whatever. I don’t know about you but FASHION HAS NEVER BEEN SOOO AMAZING UNTIL NOW!!!! 2007 is **really** a colourful year, no? Click click click!

CONTINUE READING

1:24 am

Ballet flats for the boys

20/07/2007, Fashion

Ballet flats for the fem bots boys

One of the things I love most about Swedish designers is the fact that they seem to have perfected the art of androgyny and try to push it to greater heights. When you think you’ve seen it all, like meggings and meels, wait till you see these men’s ballet flats from Acne Jeans, Spring/Summer 2008.

men's ballet flats

I have no words. Really.


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7:48 pm

Look #001: Blogger-cum-designer?

19/07/2007, Fashion

Look #001: Blogger-cum-designer?

Why restrict yourself to necklaces when you can make both accessories AND clothes?

Bryanboy

Jacket, tank top, feather bib, shorts, leggings and gloves from Bryanboy, sunglasses and handbag from Chanel, shoes from Dior Homme.

PS. You know, I would’ve worn a pair of pumps but my outfit is already wayyyy too in your face, the last thing I want, really, is attention from people.

Bitch. Please.

8:59 am

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16/07/2007, Fashion

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1:08 pm

Prada circa 199darkages

14/07/2007, Fashion

Prada circa 199darkages

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO SEE ANCIENT RELICS!!!!

Before they had the Fendi Spy, the Fendi B, the Chloe Paddington, the McQueen Novak and the Mulberry Bayswater, they had the Prada Bowling bag! We all had our Prada moments. Before I embarked on my J’adore Dior obsession, Prada used to be my Chanel! Back in the day (in my mid-teens), I would brave third world heat and humidity and go to rave parties in Prada fur collars, cashmere sleeveless tops and bowling bags! Remember those days Chuvaness? God I’m soo old. Anyhoo, I went to the familia de horreur’s closet and pulled out this skirt. I’ll give you guys a kiss on the cheek, an oreo cookie and 1,000 brownie points if you can guess what year good ol’ Miuccia Prada came out with this red silk skirt, red cashmere turtleneck and yes, the bowling bag.

Bryanboy in Prada

Answers on a postcard…

Bryanboy in Prada

Don’t even get me started with the lips collection. I have hairy legs!

4:56 am

Tinsley Mortimer loves chubby bloggers.

14/07/2007, Fashion

Some bloggers are lucky.

They get internships at New York mag and they also get Tinsley Mortimer, NYC’s #1 socialite, kiss their chubby cheeks. James Kurisunkal, you whore, you are soo lucky!

James Kurisunkal, Tinsley Mortimer

I love this photo! Look at the smile on James’ face!

I don’t know about you but one day, oh yes, set it in stone, Lady Amanda Harlech will give me a kiss on the cheek, Karl Lagerfeld will give me an autographed sketch of my fat booty, Carine Roitfeld will give me a makeover AND an internship at Vogue Paris. Will someone please make this dream a reality already? Surely there must be a fashion fairy godmother out there who will feel sorry for my fat ass and recognize my potential, adopt me under her wing and turn me into a better person. Sally Singer is that chu? OH wait, she’s American Vogue lol.

Failing that, Perez Hilton can always use me as his personal cum dump and Us Weekly can always give me a job. Yes?

Must. stop. eating. cake. to. be. pretty.

5:35 pm

Sally Singer is that chu?

05/07/2007, Fashion

Sally Singer is that chu?

Here’s a stolen snappity snap snap of the beautiful and chic Anna Wintour handing her coat to a certain someone at the Christian Lacroix haute couture show in Paris. Is that certain someone my favourite person at Vogue, Ms. Sally Singer?

Anna Wintour and Sally Singer?

NOW I KNOW why her hair is *ALWAYS* a mess in her Style.com interviews. I mean come on, there must be a logical explanation as to why her hair is all over the place. Not only she plays the role of Fashion News/Features Director, she’s also the Queen Bee’s first assistant, second assistant AND personal coat checker all rolled into one! Whatever happened to the interns? Hello? Hire me! Someone should give Sally her OWN magazine, if not a raise! Triple the woman’s salary. QUICK!

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Now. Forgive me if that woman beside Anna isn’t Sally. Come to think of it, if you look at the hair, it’s a little ‘too good to be true’.

IN ANY CASE SALLLLLLY I LOVE YOU YOU’RE AMAZING I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

3:30 am

Vicky Pollard the Bride in Chanel Haute Couture

04/07/2007, Fashion

Vicky Pollard the Bride in Chanel Haute Couture

It’s nice to see Uncle Karl has a great sense of humor.

Chanel Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2007 - Bride

Click click click!

CONTINUE READING

6:33 am

Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture

03/07/2007, Fashion, Fashion and Style

Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most anticipated couture show of. the. CENTURY!!!!!!!

Linda. Naomi. Karen Mulder. Shalom. Amber. Gisele.

GALLIANO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Pictures/review to follow.