Bryanboy Loves Nick Snider
EXCLUSIVE! EXPENSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXPENSIVE! The latest addition to the Bryanboy family has a special message out…
It’s no other than the face of Prada menswear himself (EXCLUSIVE for two seasons running)… the adorable and fierce Nick Snider! Click click click!
Bryanboy Loves Tanya Dziahileva!
I had the shock of my life earlier today when I woke up to my LA pal Ceci’s email. Woohoo! So far I’ve got Rachel Clark, Marc Jacobs, Alexandra Agoston, Terron Wood, Lawrence Stiers and now… Mz. Tanya Dziahileva! I’m definitely adding this to my "fashion people collection". Yeehaw!
OMG! OMG INDEED! Isn’t Tanya Dziahileva lovely? I think she’s one of the best catwalkers today. Click click click!
Brian: "Now poodle I’m concerned…"
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or to take this email seriously. I have to admit it’s one of the best things I’ve ever received on MySpace. Thanks Brian!
Click click click!
26/03/2007, Fan Art, Fans
The Face: Carine Roitfeld
She’s the fiercest best-dressed bitch on the face of the planet and I love her to death.
And I want her t-shirt.
(Edited 11:13PM I think hers is a dress and not a tee but whatevs)
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 - Bryanboy loves people from Skardmunken, Norway, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sandvika, Norway, Houghton Estate, Gauteng South Africa, La Vieielle-Poste, Auvergne France, Ha Noi, Vietnam, Zagreb, Croatia, Nkaia, Attiki Greece, Los Angeles, CA, College Park, MD, Milton Keynes, UK, Damansara, Malaysia, Malmo, Sweden, Lysomice, Poland and of course, people from Warrenton, VA. Say hi don’t be shy!
#2 - 3 more days betch and we’re going on holiday! Niklas you whore just get your fucking ass here pronto! We are soo going to the beach, betch!
Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE
I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.
HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!
I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.
Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!
Philippine postal system is clearly the epitome of the slow boat. Took them 2 friggin weeks for a simple letter envelope to reach the UK.
"This morning I came in to work to find the porters on the front desk sniggering. Bryanboy sent me some stickers, but on the envelope he liberally sprinkled some hearts. I did go slightly red…"
Bristol, United Kingdom
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In this day and age of technology, snail mail is becoming extinct. I can’t even remember the last time I got a card/letter/postcard in the mail so imagine the joy… my maid went to the Post Office earlier this morning to see if I have any fabulous postcards or letters from faraway places and it turns out I received one, just one piece of mail. I’m not complainin… at least I got one!!!! HAHAHA!
Kim from San Bernardino, CA sent me a lovely letter along with a sticker AND magazine tear-out with my favourite thinspiration, Nicole Richie. The post office received my yesterday, judging on the stamp at the back of the envelope. Kim, thanks for popping my PO box cherry! I love, love, love, love, love you!
Me being bombarded with tons of fan mail? Are you kidding me? Your letter is the first (and only) one I got hahaha! People are too fucking lazy these days or I’m just not worthy of their love and undivided attention. There’s a shitload of people out there who promised me to do a lot of shit but there’s not much I can do. Beggars can’t be choosers. :(
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO SEND ME POSTCARDS OR LETTERS. SEND ME SOMETHING! SEND ME A DEAD RAT! SEND ME A RACCOON! SEND ME A FENDI HANDBAG!
Bryanboy.com – MCPO BOX 2044, Makati City 1250 Philippines
I love you all!
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The Queen of "like, you know" is like, you know, back on TV!
I really need to work on like, you know, my English. I got interviewed on like, you know,, Mornings at ANC earlier this morning and like, you know, I had fun in spite of me saying like, you know,, the words "like, you know,", more than like, you know,, a thousand times. It’s sooo annoying! Where can I get like, you know, speech lessons in this town?
Coral necklaces from L’Obelisk, brown cardigan and black tank top from Zara, jeans from Acne, bag from Goyard, shoes from Dior Homme, sunglasses from Christian Dior.
It’s the fourth LIVE interview I did this year for the same media powerhouse so I guess they love me even if I stutter all the fucking time. Remember the mishap I did the last time I got interviewed? I still can’t get over the fact that I said "shit, I haven’t had sex in ages" on a friggin breakfast show for god’s sake… Ugh! I need speech lessons, voice lessons and a full-body massage… oh and a liposuction, rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal and chin implant too while we’re at it.
YouTube Video after the jump… Watch me get gangbanged by some of the hosts at ANC’s Morning News.