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1:48 am

Caption This.

15/11/2006, Fan Art

Caption This.

Someone emailed this to me and I found it absolutely hilarious. Tell me what you see on this photo.

Remember: he, alone, saves.

[pinit]
9:47 pm

Stealth breeding, pump, dump, party n’ play!

14/11/2006, Fan Art

Stealth breeding, pump, dump, party n’ play!

Awww, bless.

I don’t mind a little game of pictionary from time to time. It’s been quite awhile since I last published photos of people who recently converted to the Church of Bryanboy so allow me to bust a nut and dump one heck of a good load. Breed and be bred baby. Seroconverting one online bitch at a time. Is that how dirty bitches (like yourself) like it? I think I’m gonna stop this whole faggot vocabulary right now. The only ones who got a clue on what I’m talking about are the ones who like to watch Treasure Island Media and Hot Desert Knights movies. You know who you are. Hahaha!

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[pinit]
6:29 pm

Jesus is our fucking homeboy.

30/10/2006, Fan Art

Jesus is our fucking homeboy.

I love British people. I really do. And Jesus, of course.

Jesus is our fuckin homeboy!

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[pinit]
6:12 pm

Blond boys have more fun + Postcard from Paris

13/10/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Fan Art, Fashion

Blond boys have more fun

Yes, you read that right. No, you’re not hallucinating.

I’m sooo depressed I thought I’d scare the shit out of people at the mall.

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[pinit]
9:30 am

I love each and every one of you.

03/10/2006, Fan Art

I love each and every one of you.

I honestly don’t know where to begin so I’m gonna start where I think I’m extremely good at: shameless self-promotion.

Y’all gonna have to bear with me over the next few days cause I’m not gonna publish photos of my fugly face. I literally look like a fucking tomato and I’m peeling like a mother fucker, thanks to Obagi. Also, I’m gonna get that Spanish Peel soon – I have to look flawless for THAT special occassion coming up. I’ve been practically living on Yves Saint Laurent and MAC concealer the past few months I sooo fucking need oxygen.

During my brief online "absence", a bunch of my precious sex slaves around the world sent me the following photographs. BTW, thanks for reminding me of my responsibility to entertain your sorry obese ass — y’all certainly know how to make me feel special. I’m sure there’s an envious faggot out there who will literally shit their pants when they see this blog entry.

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[pinit]
5:42 pm

You know I love you… you have SIX (6) days to win LOUIS VUITTON GOODIES!

24/09/2006, Fan Art

You know I love you…

It’s been a long time since I published pictures of your undying love…

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[pinit]
7:55 am

Corrupting Asian Maggots

04/09/2006, Fan Art

Corrupting Asian Maggots

I need to get over this stupid bout of depression so I’m gonna plaster photographic evidence of me corrupting asian kids, one fucking chink brown person flip sucky sucky 5 dolla person ricer at a time. From Malaysia and Singapore to Indonesia, Thailand and Las Islas Filipinas, all you rice-eating bastards should get down on your knees and give me all of your money as if I’m the golden calf.

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Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell everyone out there that there is NO Bryanboy in Singapore. I’ve been receiving reports that there’s some faggot rugby player out there using my name. I repeat, there is ***NO*** Bryanboy in Singapore. I’m the only Bryanboy out there. I’m gonna borrow some American redneck’s shotgun and shoot you in the eyesockets if I see you using my name. I mean for god’s sake if you’re gonna use my name PLEASE FOR FUCK’S SAKE USE IT IN VAIN.

I’m flattered though… *wink wink*

Anyway, if you guys are able to guess the nationality of ALL these Asian mother fuckers correctly, I’m gonna send you a free "I *heart* Bryanboy" sticker in the mail.

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[pinit]
11:18 am

Beautiful People Loves Bryanboy

29/08/2006, Fan Art

Beautiful People Loves Bryanboy

Photo credit: James of DrunkenStepfather.com

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

[pinit]
7:59 pm

Britannia Rules!

24/08/2006, Fan Art, Press Coverage, Sticker Project

Britannia Rules!

The Brits are at it again! Remember that Sex and the City episode when Carrie met two of her French fans at a bookshop in Paris and they decided to throw an improptu dinner party in her honor but Carrie showed up EXTREMELY late so when she arrived at the restaurant, the only thing left on the table are dirty silverwear and a copy of her book, stained with wine and smothered in cigarette ashes?

Well, the Brits threw a party last night at a pub in London and I was there in spirit. They ended up burning my sticker, shoot smack with my sticker, pissed on my sticker, etc. because I’m here in the third world. Haha!

Lots and lots and lots of photos after the jump.

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[pinit]
10:57 am

Love, love me do

21/08/2006, Fan Art

Love, love me do

Love, love me do, you know I love you. I’ll always be true, so pleeeeaaaaaaaaaaase, love me do.

It’s time to remind myself that many people around the world love me and I love each and every one of them too. Shameless self-promotion galore!

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Some serious lovin’ lovin’ from people around the world, Europe, Asia and North America, after the jump.

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