Monday Sluts: Watch me work it, I’m perfect!
Sing with me: 1, 2, 3, 4 let me hear you scream if you want some more, like aaaah, push it push it, watch me work it, I’m perfect! 1, 2, 3, 4 let me hear you scream if you want some more, like aaaah, push it push it, watch me work it, I’m perfect!
The LOOK. The LIPS. The HIPS. The TITS. The HAIR. The EYES. The SKIN. The WAIST. You can see what I can do on this microphone, so guess what I’m gonna do to you at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click click click to see how sluts in the real world work it! Thailand, Brazil, Belgium, United States, New Zealand, Singapore, Malaysia, Philippines, whatever. Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry. They’re everywhere!
Weekend Love and Mail Call…
Big kisses to Rijk and his buddy in Amsterdam who wished me much luck in my "battle against morbid obesity". Gotta love Dutch teenagers for keeping it real!
Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry!
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 – Legs akimbo girls, I’m soooo soo happy! Effective Monday next week and every Mondays thereafter, I’ll be spreading my faggotry over the fabulous Melbourne airwaves. That’s right. I’ll have my own little segment where I’ll share some third world lovin’ lovin’ to the youth of kangarooville for a few minutes. My first appearance started yesterday but this blog post didn’t make it in time — got up late and then you’ve got bloody time zones and all. If you’re in Melbourne, Australia, be sure to tune in to SYN 90.7 FM every Mondays (Melbourne Runway show) from 2PM to 4PM Australian EST. "Melbourne Runway" talks about fashion, fashion, fashion and even more fashion!
Many thanks to Mel and my Australian pimp Ms. V (ya better pimp me in Sydney, too, and oh, I want lots of freebies from OZ designers) for making this possible. You know, I’ve never thought of adding Australia on my "world domination" list so now is the time for me to plan my OZ invasion! I think I’ll give this media whoring a shot to keep the faggotry flame alive. Oui?
Art Exhibit: Bryanboy and Joa from Stockholm
I love Stockholm, I love Sweden, I love chatting on MSN and we both love using the "handwriting" functionality to draw genitals and such.
It’s find it funny how I mastered the art of drawing the motherland of estrogen whereas he made beautiful fat penises, just the way I like it. HAHAHAHAHA! LOL. I hate how his drawings are better than mine but what the heck… I’m sure mine will get better over time. =)
or have too much love.
That’s right! Thanks for sending me photos of your unconditional love. Keep them coming! I love, love, love you all. I think you’re all fucking fabulous. It’s gonna be 2007 soon so send me MORE pictures of your love and/or my infamous pose. I’ll post them all on my website.
Here’s a gift from one of my followers…
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 - Bryanboy loves people from Skardmunken, Norway, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sandvika, Norway, Houghton Estate, Gauteng South Africa, La Vieielle-Poste, Auvergne France, Ha Noi, Vietnam, Zagreb, Croatia, Nkaia, Attiki Greece, Los Angeles, CA, College Park, MD, Milton Keynes, UK, Damansara, Malaysia, Malmo, Sweden, Lysomice, Poland and of course, people from Warrenton, VA. Say hi don’t be shy!
#2 - 3 more days betch and we’re going on holiday! Niklas you whore just get your fucking ass here pronto! We are soo going to the beach, betch!
Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE
I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.
HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!
I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.
Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!
Commander in Chief
It’s that time of the week again for me to unload a dump. I’ll keep it short and sweet. I have to finish my other blog entry. To all of you lovely maggots out there, let me reiterate that LOVE… well, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD and I’m (yes, that means ME)… I’m the Commander in Chief…
and these people are my army:
Mail Call: Imelda Marcos Collection, NYC and How do I go to Alaska?
Parisians aren’t the only ones who mail postcards inside envelopes… Nueva Yorkers do it as well.
Postcard from Thomasco