Here’s a gift from one of my followers…
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 - Bryanboy loves people from Skardmunken, Norway, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sandvika, Norway, Houghton Estate, Gauteng South Africa, La Vieielle-Poste, Auvergne France, Ha Noi, Vietnam, Zagreb, Croatia, Nkaia, Attiki Greece, Los Angeles, CA, College Park, MD, Milton Keynes, UK, Damansara, Malaysia, Malmo, Sweden, Lysomice, Poland and of course, people from Warrenton, VA. Say hi don’t be shy!
#2 - 3 more days betch and we’re going on holiday! Niklas you whore just get your fucking ass here pronto! We are soo going to the beach, betch!
Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE
I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.
HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!
I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.
Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!
Commander in Chief
It’s that time of the week again for me to unload a dump. I’ll keep it short and sweet. I have to finish my other blog entry. To all of you lovely maggots out there, let me reiterate that LOVE… well, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD and I’m (yes, that means ME)… I’m the Commander in Chief…
and these people are my army:
Mail Call: Imelda Marcos Collection, NYC and How do I go to Alaska?
Parisians aren’t the only ones who mail postcards inside envelopes… Nueva Yorkers do it as well.
Postcard from Thomasco