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3:39 pm

Tuesday Slut: Charlotte from New York

24/07/2007, Fan Art

Tuesday Slut: Charlotte from New York

This just in from MySpace. Today’s Slut of the Day is Charlotte from Nu Yawk City! I normally hate lazy people and MS Paint-chopped photos but I’ll make an exception for Charlotte because I love her to bits.

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6:24 am

Monday Slut: Ana from Croatia!

16/07/2007, Fan Art

Monday Slut: Ana from Croatia!

Who knew I have readers from Croatia? Can it get any more exotic than that? I mean, most of my readers are from the USA and all so Croatia was totally unexpected. I love you too Ana, you’re a doll!

As always, email me and tell you you love me.

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1:54 am

Australian Sluts

30/06/2007, Fan Art

Australian Sluts

One of the things you’ll never EVER see me do in this lifetime is to pass out drunk/drugged at someone else’s home. Trust me, I know. Back in the dark ages when I was still a prepubescent young girl, I went to this swimming party where everyone smoked marijuana like there’s no such thing as tomorrow. I thought the party went well — which is another way of saying I couldn’t remember a single thing. I woke up the following day, on the floor, at a friend’s apartment with vomit beside me, vomit on my clothes, vomit on my hair, vomit all over the place, and the first thing I said to people when I got up as "what is that? fried rice?". My friends had to carry me on the way back. It was insane. So yes, NEVER again. NEVER, EVER, EVER. Marijuana is for kids. Or people with cancer. Don’t do it if I were you.

australia loves bryanboy

Djxmeh from Australia sent these pics of her friends all passed out.

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8:15 am

Slut of the day: Nadia from London

22/05/2007, Fan Art

Slut of the day: Nadia from London

BB for what? Bareback? Just kidding. Nadia is 15 years old and 5’11. 15. Fif-fucking-teen. God knows what I was like when I was 15 years old. Busy sucking cock in boy scouts?

There you have it. I’m really going to hell when I die for corrupting the minds of today’s youth with gay porn. God save me! Click click click!

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12:18 am

Art Exhibit: Photochop Fun

12/05/2007, Fan Art

Art Exhibit: Photochop Fun

Here’s another "art exhibit". Last time I did this was back in January. I take pride whenever people laugh at my expense. It feels good that in some twisted way, I’m able to entertain people. Maybe it’s the attention whore in me but it really feels nice knowing people laugh while I’m (or my pictures are) being served (on a sterling silver platter if I may add) on the middle of the table with my legs wide open. It’s fun! I found this internet forum where people went gaga with with their graphic skills and boy, I never laughed so hard in my life!

Edit: The following pictionary is brought to you by the boys who made this cute thing…

Click click click.
(Before you do, can I just say I would rather jump off a bridge, head first, than wear a cropped top? kthxbye)

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5:12 pm

FAN-TASTIC Fridays

11/05/2007, Fan Art

FAN-TASTIC Fridays

I finally have the time to clean my inbox and boy, you people certainly know how to make me feel special. My email account is overflowing with your love! I still have a few thousand unread emails left but here’s what I found so far — a great new addition to my oh so growing collection. I’m not even gonna bother listing your locations — you people are EVERYWHERE!! BTW, can I just say that I really really really want to have a fan pic with the Sydney Opera House on the background? DO itttttttt for me!!! I’m sorta obsessed with Australia at the moment, thanks to Australia’s Next Top Model.

Now.
Click click click!

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4:12 pm

NYC’s Obsession du jour: Olga & Valentine Rei

09/05/2007, Fan Art

NYC’s Obsession du jour: Olga & Valentine Rei

Lookie lookie at what I got via email!!! I love it. I fucking love it! I love power duo Olga & Valentine Rei! Russians for the mother fucking win sweetie.

Hang in there Olga and Valentine. Enjoy the ride! You guys are destined to be superstars!!

PS. Oh and don’t worry Tins, how can I forget you? I love you too darls. Get your bloody Samantha Thavasa people to work on your handbag website!

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12:47 pm

Festive FANtabulous Fridays!

27/04/2007, Fan Art

Festive FANtabulous Fridays!

I have a couple of meetings to go to this afternoon and. I’m already running late. I need to get my fat ass ready so I’ll keep this entry short and sweet. France, Holland, Belgium, Germany, USA, Canada, Malaysia, Singapore, Australia and god knows where else, blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. You know how the same old tired song goes… geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry.

Don’t we love French boys with long hair and Nicole Richie-esque bracelets?

Click click click!

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5:39 am

Protected: Pictionary Primetime/ETERNAL SLUTS: THE GREAT BELGIAN INVASION!!!!!!

26/03/2007, Fan Art, Fans

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7:29 am

Slut of the day: Silje from Norway

22/03/2007, Fan Art

Slut of the day: Silje from Norway

Here’s another disinfectant to clear up the stench of faggotry one of my Norwegian boy toys left on my site. It’s no other than Silje from Norway!

Norway is SOOO my new Sweden right now.

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