Nueva Yorkers, read this: a little bird told me I might be doing a cameo appearance in tomorrow’s NY Post Sunday Pulse. Shhhh! Let’s keep it a secret; I don’t want to jinx it. Afterall, the New York Post, home of Page Six, is America’s 5th largest newspaper, even larger than the Washington Post in terms of circulation. Maybe I should start writing more "open letters"? You never know who’s reading my blog these days. Hah! Be sure to get yourselves a copy cause if I do end up being there, y’all need to scan it.
Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry sooooooo yeah. Whatevs.
I’m too lazy to do an update. Will do it later.
P.S. I think this is a sign. Us Weekly, Star, People, National Enquirer, News of the World, The Sun and The Mirror, here I come! LOL
Stop. Freeze. Listen. Work it!
Do you ever find yourself in situations where you just want to FREEZE the moment and get the entire world to stop in order for you to tackle things one at a time? If you think people with 9-5 jobs got it hard, try having an 20-hour workday. It’s been a madhouse the past few days, it’s just CRAZY! 24 hours is simply NOT ENOUGH! People in the third world are enjoying their bloody "holy week" holidays left and right doing nothing and here I am, stressed like a prune, because of the sheer amount of things I have on my plate.
I reached yet another all-time low yesterday night. Click, click, click! It’s time for good ol’ verbal diarrhea!
I know these pictures are two years old but I have to disinfenct the stench of femininity on my blog. I need to ‘balance’ things out.
Inside My Bag
"I fell. I fell in Dior. So I decided that the more I purchased the less they’d think of me as the American who fell in Dior." — Carrie Bradshaw
Ladies and gentlemen… Miss Grace Jones. Slave to the rhythm.
Scoop bitch scoop!
Weapons of mass destruction.
The title says it all.
Shirt from Boudicca, trousers from Gucci, shoes from Lanvin, hat from Mich Dulce.
Blue-collar threesome, anyone?
White trash chic
Boy do I have lots in store for you. Before we play pictionary primetime, I would like to dedicate the following photos to our American white trash sisters. We all know I have a soft heart and a major weakness when it comes to caucasian white trash — the homeless, the social scum, people on the dole, the drug junkies, the ones who live in trailer parks and yes, that also includes people who live in bumfuck American states with their messy hair, bleached jeans, white sneakers, baggy tops. Think of the "normal" people from that old tv show Rescue 911.
That photo says it all. Even when I’m poor and homeless, I still look sooo. fucking. gorgeous.
Live from the 2007 Bloggies… in TEXAS
Live from Texassssss in the US of A, I present you this year’s bloggies!
Photo courtesy of Nikolai (www.bloggies.com)
Am I gonna win a bloggie? Join the fun on IRC! I have a feeling I’m not gonna win because that PingMag website is serious competition. I mean come on, how can a little blogger from the third world compete with a online design magazine?
Cross your fingers. If I win this gig it only means one thing.
I’m fucking pretty.
P.S. Being a finalist is good enough anyway which means I’m still pretty so there.
[Edit - 1:59AM: Well, I lost.
Congrats to Tokyo Girl Down Under for winning the Best Asian Weblog award! Time for me to get a liposuction I guess.]
[Edit - 2:08AM: Congrats to Zoe/My Boyfriend is a Twat for winning a bloggie! As for you, Photojunkie, let's drown ourselves at the losers table.]
Andrea Sachs, where are you?
Just a quick note to let you all know that I’m online. Yes, on a Saturday night. Like what I said before, there’s just soo many things on my plate and I’m really really utterly sick of procrastinating. Wanna know my priorities?
1) Try to answer as many emails as I can. Just look at HOW MANY FUCKING EMAILS I HAVE ON MY GMAIL INBOX — and that’s just email account #1. I have like a dozen or so other email accounts. Go figure. I love it though. I really do. So don’t be surprised if you just got a reply from me when in fact, you emailed me a few months ago.
2) Work on my super neglected child. You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. I think I’ll do a "soft" launch in about 5-6 hours.
I’m online so feel free to disturb/distract me. I LOVE the attention — and I’m sure you do, too.
You know my email address — firstname.lastname@example.org. I love you all!
Forever flawless is something that I’m not. LOL.
I’m soo sorry for the delay with my pictionaries… I’ve been sooo busy the past few weeks it’s insane! Blogging bits and pieces are easy and effortless (hence all the little entries here and there) but y’all have to know that behind the scenes, there’s a huge backlog on my plate, soo many projects, soo many little meetings, soo many distractions, soo many soo many! Not to mention all the things going on around the world at the moment. I love it though — I’ve never been soo productive in my life!