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2:41 am

Verbal Diarrhea Thursday: Are you fucking illiterate?

28/06/2007, Current Affairs

Verbal Diarrhea Thursday: Are you illiterate?

Bryanboy’s note: if you are a sucky sucky long-time Bryanboy.com reader, you should know by now that I have this loony tendency to sway away from what I originally wanted to talk about. If you are new to my site, well, you’re in for a treat.

What started as a mini report on my little brush with Chinese diet pills turned into a bitch fest session on people who… well, what’s the point? Some of you people don’t know how to read! LOLers

Click click click. Let the flames begin!

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[pinit]
4:38 am

The curse of the young, the bold and the beautiful

18/06/2007, Current Affairs

The curse of the young, the bold and the beautiful

I swear to god, my next Faggotry in Motion vid will be some sort of an art experiment. I’ll just stand in one super busy street corner and have someone videotape ALL of the people who look at me. It should be fun. God damn i’m fucking hot. I have one thing to say: why don’t you take a picture so it will last longer? LOLers

Joakim from Stockholm: I LOVE IT!! Especially how you don’t give a flying fuck about the third world parasites around you WHILE YOU WORK IT hahaha

Click click click for screenshots NOT captured by YouTube!

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[pinit]
10:17 pm

Fast Forward Friday

15/06/2007, Current Affairs

Fast Forward Friday

Well, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Someone had to get out of her rut and that someone is me. It’s Friday and I had shitload of errands to do. The familia de horreur is going on holiday tomorrow morning. I didn’t want to join them because I’m feeling sick/feverish and I need to finish a couple of projects while they’re gone. I’m gonna be all alone (they’re taking the help with em) so I’m gonna spend the next few days at a friend’s pad while they’re gone. Enough crap. Let’s play pictionary!

You know, I used a different camera today and I’m very disappointed with the quality and the color of the pictures. I think I need to toy around with the settings blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. I have zero patience when it comes to fiddling around with gadgets so I’ll probably switch back to my old camera.

Click click click!

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[pinit]
10:23 pm

Protected: Pictionary Primetime: Movement

01/06/2007, Current Affairs

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[pinit]
6:13 pm

Teaser: Movement

01/06/2007, Current Affairs

Teaser: Movement

Pictionary PRIMETIME coming soon.

bryanboy, chanel necklace, white boots, chanel caviar 2.55 classic quilt bag

I’m on a roll!

[pinit]
9:19 pm

The spitting image of health

31/05/2007, Current Affairs

The spitting image of health

I couldn’t do it. I chickened out and ditched the salon at the last minute. In fact, I got there on time but my stylist was busy with another client… some fat lady in her 40s. We exchanged airkisses blah blah blah then he told me to take a seat and wait for the shampoo lady. I was all nervous and shit so I told him I’m gonna smoke a cigarette for a few minutes.

Fast forward an hour later, I sent him a text message saying I’ll reschedule sometime this weekend.

Click click click!

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[pinit]
11:59 am

It’s Jacquetta Wheeler season once again

25/05/2007, Current Affairs

It’s Jacquetta Wheeler season once again

Don’t you just LOVE the weather? It’s been cloudy and gray the past few days — I hope it lasts long. I’m really sick and tired of the heat. One of the reasons why I almost never go out during the day is because of the fact that I sweat like a whore in church as soon as you put me under the sun. I took this photo just now. Isn’t the sky oh so beautiful? I love it!

I just can’t wait for "summer" to be over. Time to get new jackets, I guess. Afterall, Jacquetta Wheeler made a cameo on the recent Dior Cruise show. It’s a sign of things to come.

PS. My hair is SOO long it’s not even funny anymore.

[pinit]
7:00 am

You’re fired!

23/05/2007, Current Affairs

You’re fired!

I honestly never thought this day would come but I’m glad I made the decision. Soo therapeutic!

Click click click!

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[pinit]
9:17 am

Certificate of Appreciation for “Invaluable Services”

20/04/2007, Current Affairs

Certificate of Appreciation

OH. MY. GOD. Yesterday was fun. Guess who got a little certificate from one of the top MBA/Business schools in the fabulous third world for "invaluable services" rendered? And no, I’m not talking about peddling my infamous blowjobs and crystal meth/amphetamine adderall pills to MBA students to help them with their exams. 

Ateneo de Manila University Graduate School of Business! Woohoo! This is wayyyyyy better than my diploma from Debbie’s Korrespondence with Klass Skool of Kosmetology!!!!

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[pinit]
7:11 am

For the life of god. + Rest in peace, Nina Wang!

15/04/2007, Current Affairs

For the life of god.

You know, the other day, I thought I’d meet up with one of my good ol’ friends, Mrs. T., for a little bit of chit chat over a nice cuppa. I haven’t seen her in AGESSSSS and it’s not often I get to go to her area. Talk about perfect timing — it was nice of her to make time for ickle old me (yes babe, I am OLDDDDDDD I HATE ITTTT) in between her meetings.

The first thing she told me is that I lost some weight. BTW, I’m warning you, I look like a diseased haggard old skank in the photo you are about to see on that link but hey, that’s nothing new. Hahahaha!

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