Has the internet made the world smaller?
Has the wonderful world wide web made people more connected to one another? I don’t know about you but I’m still trying to make sense of it all. I was just browsing the Bergdorf Goodman website for gift ideas because my mum is turning 49 in a couple of weeks and I need to get her a present. I confess, I didn’t find anything for her because I spent more time looking for a little present for myself but let’s not go there.
**I’m starting to miss my old, super short hair. =(**
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Me: ok. be honest now.
Me: am I prettier compared to 80% of the human population?
Me: prettier than 90%?
Me: i can’t say i’m prettier than 99% of the population cause I’m not perfect
Stef: you are skinnier than 98% of adults in the western world most likely
Stef: I’d say more like 60-70%, you’re average
Me: bitch! I AM NOT AVERAGE!
Stef: and that you’re young counts in your favour
Me: i’m not average
Me: eeeew i’m insulted
Me: i would rather be called fug than be called average. nothing is more insulting than average
Me: so FUCK YOU
Stef: well, you’re prettier than Tony Montana
Me: who the hell is tony montana
Stef: though he is in the lowest 30% of the population of the world, even a bit lower when only looking at his age group
Stef: look at this photo –>
Me: i’m like WAYYYY prettier than that.
Stef: yes you are
Me: so what about you then?
Me: you’re prettier than what % of the population
Stef: if only counting males in my age group (16-30), I’d say I’m above 75% because I work out.
Me: deflate that ego
Stef: face only then maybe i’m 50-60%
Stef: awww, are you mad because I said you weren’t pretty?
Mauricio: can you draw what we would look like if we weighed like suzy menkes?
Me: no. i love suzy menkes
Mauricio: please? for a my birthday? it’s tomorrow and i want a portrait of myself as suzy menkes
Mauricio: not even if i transferred money into your account?
Me: NOW WE’RE TALKING!
Mauricio: PENNY WHORE!
Me: i would rather paint a portrait of polly mellen on a sybian.
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Fashion Freak Friday + Cake
Let it be known that it’s official. I’m turning into one of those hardcore fashion-obsessed junkies. No, I’m not talking about those super trendy kids who go gaga on all things NOW but instead, I’m currently obsessed with fashion history and the evolution of fashion over the years. I even went to my dad’s mini mini library, something that I’m sorta, kinda but not really, forbidden to do (the last time I did it was gawd, ages ago) and found three very, very interesting books.
I saw this HILARIOUS sign on my way to my aunt’s house the other day. With all the cake I’ve been eating the past week, I just HAD to tell the driver to stop because the sign represents what I feel inside. I love it!
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Bryanboy’s Hobby – Clue #1 + That Prada Dress…
I’m sure you all know by now that I have a new hobby. Like what I said, it’s something new, something I’ve *NEVER* done before and it’s something very, very exciting. Unfortunately, I can’t say what it is becase we all know (and I have a proven history) that I always jinx things whenever I share my plans to the public. As much as I want to share my new hobby to bajilions of people around the world, I can’t.
I’ve been running around the city for the past few hours, north, south, east, west, even went to my aunt’s just for my new hobby. Don’t you love my pinstripe shorts? No, it’s not a skirt. Those are shorts! LOL. My designer gal pal Mich made it for me.
Instead of leaving you completely in the dark, I’ll share some clues every once in a while and I’ll leave it up to you to connect the dots. I’m only doing this because a) I love you guys and b) I’m a loudmouth and I just can’t resist the temptation.
With that being said, the first clue is GOLD SATIN SHORTS.
Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492. Say hi, don’t be shy!
I love you all!
PS. Coming up next: an open letter to…..
PPSS. I need that Prada dress.
Bryanboy’s new hobby
Sealed with a kiss.
The day you see me wear a gorgeous little (embroidered, beaded and sequined oh yes) silk chiffon number, you’ll refer to this post and say "OH MY GOD, OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!!!!".
Don’t worry, you’ll find out sooner or later. Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching!
Bryanboy’s Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High
Well hello there! Kim Jong-IL Jr. is having a party and you’re invited!!!!! Is that blow right in front of me?
Let’s play pictionary, shall we? Click click click!
Teaser: The Higher the Hair the Closer to God
Can you recognize perfection if it landed on your face?
Just kidding. The higher the hair the closer to god. That’s all I’ve got to say.
For now at least. HAHAHA!
Holy good lord I have a jawline!
Don’t you just love losing weight? My jawline is back! After 2-3 years of hibernation, I can finally take pictures from the side without the fear of looking like a penguin. I looove it! It’s funny cause I’m now contemplating whether I should shave my head ala Wentworth Miller for curiosity’s sake but I don’t want to look like a bulldyke.
God damn that self-tanner didn’t work because I look like a pale beast on my new photos. Yuck. You know, a shitload of flips would do anything to look like casper the friendly ghost (skinwhite is that chu? maybe they should try anal bleaching as well, yes?) whereas I….. well, let’s not even go there. I don’t even know my real skin color anymore!
It’s 6:04PM in the third world and I just got back from running a few errands. I’ve been up since 2AM today and I’m dead tired. I’m gonna take a nap for a few hours and then I’ll post today’s pictionary (boy you’re in for a surprise) and a new faggotry in motion vid.
I’ll talk to you soon! Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is email@example.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!