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6:02 pm

They tried to make me go to McDonald’s…

15/08/2007, Current Affairs

They tried to make me go to fat camp…

and I said, no, no, no.

This is what they should do to people who go to McDonald’s.

bryanboy got hit by an armoured vehicle

Just kidding. Pictionary galore and faggotry in motion coming up!

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10:27 pm

Surprise surprise!

09/08/2007, Current Affairs

Surprise surprise!

I have a surprise tomorrow but it will only happen if the weather is good… and by good means gray, cloudy, windy and rainy. I need it for "effect".

It was cloudy today though I don’t think it rained where I live (I spent the entire day sleeping). Weatherwise, it’s been a fantastic week and I’m not really looking forward to 35 degree celsius afternoons, thanks very much.

Thea Aquino is that chu?

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4:54 pm

Argh!

08/08/2007, Current Affairs

Argh!

You know, I really should be jumping for joy because it’s finally raining in the third world. Calling Jackett-a Wheeler! It’s that time of the year when all the brownie flips take their hideous nylon windbreakers out for a spin (just kidding). It was fun at first but for the life of god, it’s been raining non-stop for the past three days! Farmers need this rain because the third world is suffering from a drought but I need the sun and the blue sky so I can take pictures. I only look good in natural light. I know I hate the sun and the heat but this is WAYY too much. I need to take pictures of me god dammit and the rain is making me immobile!

I don’t know about you but when it rains, all I want to do is to stay indoors, snuggle up with my anorexic cat in bed, watch DVDs and feast on home-made chicken noodle soup.

That’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the past three days. I need to snap out of it. Really. I already gained 5 pounds from all that pasta.

 

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8:32 pm

Funky Friday

28/07/2007, Current Affairs

Funky Friday

I’ve been soo exhausted and haggard as of late it’s not funny anymore. I’ve put some of my hobbies on hold because I have so much crap on my plate! I just wish everything would go away but no, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Free time is truly the most precious commodity on earth so when I had the opportunity to go out yesterday, bam, wham bam, I met up with Mich for some good ol’ quality faggotry.


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5:00 pm

I WANNA SMASH MY MONITOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

23/07/2007, Current Affairs

I WANNA SMASH MY MONITOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

God damn I am so stressed!

You know what I need right now? Cock. A big, fat, thick uncut cock with dick cheese to slap me back to my senses.

PS. I need a hairstyle too. This beehive and bouffant bonanza has got to stop. I wanna get hair like just like Bea Valdes‘. Because she’s pretty…. and she’s my new obsession du jour. Enough about Bea. Can you imagine if she saw this entry? I’d prolly give the bitch a coronary. Hahaha! The good thing is, I don’t know her and I doubt I know anyone who knows her so there.

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11:03 pm

World Premiere of Bryanboy’s New Hobby

19/07/2007, Current Affairs

World Premiere of Bryanboy’s New Hobby

I’ll let you in on a little secret but you can’t tell anyone (not even your own mother) because I’m a very, very, very insecure person and I am not capable of handling criticism well shockawesarcasmhorror.

Bryanboy's secret

Bitch please. Click click click!

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4:31 am

Protected: Postcards from the third world: Divine Divisoria

18/07/2007, Current Affairs

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11:55 am

Has the internet made the world smaller? + Prada Prototypes Auction Update #513

14/07/2007, Current Affairs

Has the internet made the world smaller?

Has the wonderful world wide web made people more connected to one another? I don’t know about you but I’m still trying to make sense of it all. I was just browsing the Bergdorf Goodman website for gift ideas because my mum is turning 49 in a couple of weeks and I need to get her a present. I confess, I didn’t find anything for her because I spent more time looking for a little present for myself but let’s not go there.

bryanboy short hair

**I’m starting to miss my old, super short hair. =(**

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11:19 pm

Average

13/07/2007, Current Affairs

Average

Me: ok. be honest now.
Me: am I prettier compared to 80% of the human population?

bryanboy and stef

Stef: no
Me: prettier than 90%?
Me: i can’t say i’m prettier than 99% of the population cause I’m not perfect
Stef: you are skinnier than 98% of adults in the western world most likely
Stef: I’d say more like 60-70%, you’re average
Me: bitch! I AM NOT AVERAGE!
Me: lol
TonyStef: and that you’re young counts in your favour
Me: i’m not average
Me: eeeew i’m insulted
Me: i would rather be called fug than be called average. nothing is more insulting than average
Me: so FUCK YOU
Me: lol
Stef: well, you’re prettier than Tony Montana
Me: who the hell is tony montana
Stef: though he is in the lowest 30% of the population of the world, even a bit lower when only looking at his age group
Stef: look at this photo –>
Me: oh
Me: eeeew.
Me: i’m like WAYYYY prettier than that.
Stef: yes you are
Stef: Hearts
Me: so what about you then?
Me: you’re prettier than what % of the population
Stef: if only counting males in my age group (16-30), I’d say I’m above 75% because I work out.
Me: deflate that ego
Stef: face only then maybe i’m 50-60%
Stef: awww, are you mad because I said you weren’t pretty?

*ALT+F4*

Mauricio: can you draw what we would look like if we weighed like suzy menkes?
Me: no. i love suzy menkes
Mauricio: please? for a my birthday? it’s tomorrow and i want a portrait of myself as suzy menkes
Me: NOOO!
Mauricio: not even if i transferred money into your account?
Me: NOW WE’RE TALKING!
Mauricio: PENNY WHORE!
Me: i would rather paint a portrait of polly mellen on a sybian.


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4:37 am

Fashion Freak Friday + Cake

13/07/2007, Current Affairs

Fashion Freak Friday + Cake

Let it be known that it’s official. I’m turning into one of those hardcore fashion-obsessed junkies. No, I’m not talking about those super trendy kids who go gaga on all things NOW but instead, I’m currently obsessed with fashion history and the evolution of fashion over the years. I even went to my dad’s mini mini library, something that I’m sorta, kinda but not really, forbidden to do (the last time I did it was gawd, ages ago) and found three very, very interesting books.

bryanboy fat

I saw this HILARIOUS sign on my way to my aunt’s house the other day. With all the cake I’ve been eating the past week, I just HAD to tell the driver to stop because the sign represents what I feel inside. I love it!

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