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12:46 am

Protected: Boy. Girl. Camp it up fag. Tomboy.

17/08/2007, Current Affairs

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1:32 am

Bryanboy’s Hobby Outfit #2

16/08/2007, Current Affairs

Bryanboy’s Hobby Outfit #2

Here’s another outfit I came up with… well, I made everything except the shirt, the pearls, the boots, the sunglasses and the handbag. To quite simply put it, I made* the shorts, the headpiece, added the little ribbon on the shirt and finally, the lightweight black thing that to this date, I still don’t know what to call it. It’s as long as a coat but it has a hood and pockets on the front like an oversized cardigan. Is it a parka? Or should I call it… the coatdigan? It’s a start eh? What do you think?


More pics and videos coming up! Don’t you just LOOOOOOOVEEEE rainy days? Everyone looks pretty during rainy season except peasants like the fat bitch behind me.

Just kidding. I’m nice. PROMISE!!!! I’m an equal opportunity lover in real life! I only say mean shit online to get attention because I’m a big fat whore! Case in point: take one good look at her chubby face and then take a look at mine and no doubt we’re both alumnis of Brookhaven Obesity Clinic. The point is…. I’m 116 pounds and she’s 118. Maybe 117 if you push it. Got it?

*I didn’t make them as in I didn’t sew them myself. I went to the sewing people with my stick figure, crayola sketches and instructions.

6:02 pm

They tried to make me go to McDonald’s…

15/08/2007, Current Affairs

They tried to make me go to fat camp…

and I said, no, no, no.

This is what they should do to people who go to McDonald’s.

bryanboy got hit by an armoured vehicle

Just kidding. Pictionary galore and faggotry in motion coming up!

10:27 pm

Surprise surprise!

09/08/2007, Current Affairs

Surprise surprise!

I have a surprise tomorrow but it will only happen if the weather is good… and by good means gray, cloudy, windy and rainy. I need it for "effect".

It was cloudy today though I don’t think it rained where I live (I spent the entire day sleeping). Weatherwise, it’s been a fantastic week and I’m not really looking forward to 35 degree celsius afternoons, thanks very much.

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4:54 pm


08/08/2007, Current Affairs


You know, I really should be jumping for joy because it’s finally raining in the third world. Calling Jackett-a Wheeler! It’s that time of the year when all the brownie flips take their hideous nylon windbreakers out for a spin (just kidding). It was fun at first but for the life of god, it’s been raining non-stop for the past three days! Farmers need this rain because the third world is suffering from a drought but I need the sun and the blue sky so I can take pictures. I only look good in natural light. I know I hate the sun and the heat but this is WAYY too much. I need to take pictures of me god dammit and the rain is making me immobile!

I don’t know about you but when it rains, all I want to do is to stay indoors, snuggle up with my anorexic cat in bed, watch DVDs and feast on home-made chicken noodle soup.

That’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the past three days. I need to snap out of it. Really. I already gained 5 pounds from all that pasta.


8:32 pm

Funky Friday

28/07/2007, Current Affairs

Funky Friday

I’ve been soo exhausted and haggard as of late it’s not funny anymore. I’ve put some of my hobbies on hold because I have so much crap on my plate! I just wish everything would go away but no, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Free time is truly the most precious commodity on earth so when I had the opportunity to go out yesterday, bam, wham bam, I met up with Mich for some good ol’ quality faggotry.

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5:00 pm


23/07/2007, Current Affairs


God damn I am so stressed!

You know what I need right now? Cock. A big, fat, thick uncut cock with dick cheese to slap me back to my senses.

PS. I need a hairstyle too. This beehive and bouffant bonanza has got to stop. I wanna get hair like just like Bea Valdes‘. Because she’s pretty…. and she’s my new obsession du jour. Enough about Bea. Can you imagine if she saw this entry? I’d prolly give the bitch a coronary. Hahaha! The good thing is, I don’t know her and I doubt I know anyone who knows her so there.

11:03 pm

World Premiere of Bryanboy’s New Hobby

19/07/2007, Current Affairs

World Premiere of Bryanboy’s New Hobby

I’ll let you in on a little secret but you can’t tell anyone (not even your own mother) because I’m a very, very, very insecure person and I am not capable of handling criticism well shockawesarcasmhorror.

Bryanboy's secret

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4:31 am

Protected: Postcards from the third world: Divine Divisoria

18/07/2007, Current Affairs

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11:55 am

Has the internet made the world smaller? + Prada Prototypes Auction Update #513

14/07/2007, Current Affairs

Has the internet made the world smaller?

Has the wonderful world wide web made people more connected to one another? I don’t know about you but I’m still trying to make sense of it all. I was just browsing the Bergdorf Goodman website for gift ideas because my mum is turning 49 in a couple of weeks and I need to get her a present. I confess, I didn’t find anything for her because I spent more time looking for a little present for myself but let’s not go there.

bryanboy short hair

**I’m starting to miss my old, super short hair. =(**

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