Don’t be so ambitious, Bryan Waldorf!
I’m *so* glad that the writer’s strike is over. I know I’m gonna be shot on the foot for saying this but Gossip Girl is one of my guilty pleasures!
Me: "I don’t like the shape of my trousers."
Click click click for LOADS of pictures! Blair Waldorf is dat chu? I think I need a headband or a bow, no?
How do you say SCARY in 100 languages?
Holy gaylord studded hysteric glamour batman! Even I was shocked. The following photo set is for the gays. I think it’s nice to play a character and ditch my inner fem bot for a change. I mean hello, we all know I’m one heck of a flaming clusterfuck but who knew I had this… whatever you call this… in me. Let’s play gender bender again, shall we?
Tranny? What tranny? Click click click!
The Lone Ugly Duckling
Don’t you just LOOOOVE it when friends who are moving overseas sell some of their unwanted wares via garage sales? And because you want to be a GOOD and supportive friend, you have no choice but to buy something, at least one item, from them, right? Well, guess what I got earlier this morning. It’s rather tacky but I think it’s quite cute.
The weather is good and it’s fashion week in Milan right now (finally!!) so why not celebrate it by taking the good ol’ Missoni out for a quick spin. Yes I know. You don’t have to tell me. I know I’m pretty. I see you lookin at me like I’m some kind of a freak so why dontcha do sumthin????? Hahaha! Just kidding. :-) Click click click and let’s play pictionary!!!
Be Right Back
Check back in a few hours for more photos/pictionary because I’m sooo sleepy and tired. Be sure to visit my site in a few hours. I’ll update when I wake up from my nap!
I spent the entire day at my grandma’s house this weekend and on our way back, we stopped by the gas station to stretch, smoke, buy some nibbles, etc.
At the convenience store, there were 2 very young girls behind me on the check-out line. They kept yapping and yapping and yapping and said some of the most hilarious things ever. Just like that. If you are gonna whisper, make sure nobody else can hear it otherwise, what’s the point?
Girl #1: Uuuy si Bryanboy yan ha!
(Oooh that’s Bryanboy!)
Girl #2: Anung gagawin niya sa red bull? Ang dami naman.
(What is he gonna do to all that red bull? That’s a lot.)
*BTW I had 5 red bulls, some water, a bag of chips and some chewing gum on my basket*
Girl #1: Ipangliligo niya!
(He’s gonna bathe in it.)
*they laughed so hard I ended up looking at them really quick but it was my turn at the counter so I asked the guy for 3 packs of marlboros*
One of the girls: Ayyyy chain smoker. (in a really condescending tone)
*After paying for my loot, I saw what they were holding and the bitches had 3 bags of chips ahoy.*
Me: Chips Ahoy. Niiiiiiiiiiiice! I LOOOOOVE binge and purge Sundays!
and I left the store. I lit a cigarette as soon as I got out and one of the girls screamed "Bryanboy we love you!!!" and gave me a fuck you finger.