Fashion Freak Friday + Cake
Let it be known that it’s official. I’m turning into one of those hardcore fashion-obsessed junkies. No, I’m not talking about those super trendy kids who go gaga on all things NOW but instead, I’m currently obsessed with fashion history and the evolution of fashion over the years. I even went to my dad’s mini mini library, something that I’m sorta, kinda but not really, forbidden to do (the last time I did it was gawd, ages ago) and found three very, very interesting books.
I saw this HILARIOUS sign on my way to my aunt’s house the other day. With all the cake I’ve been eating the past week, I just HAD to tell the driver to stop because the sign represents what I feel inside. I love it!
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Bryanboy’s Hobby – Clue #1 + That Prada Dress…
I’m sure you all know by now that I have a new hobby. Like what I said, it’s something new, something I’ve *NEVER* done before and it’s something very, very exciting. Unfortunately, I can’t say what it is becase we all know (and I have a proven history) that I always jinx things whenever I share my plans to the public. As much as I want to share my new hobby to bajilions of people around the world, I can’t.
I’ve been running around the city for the past few hours, north, south, east, west, even went to my aunt’s just for my new hobby. Don’t you love my pinstripe shorts? No, it’s not a skirt. Those are shorts! LOL. My designer gal pal Mich made it for me.
Instead of leaving you completely in the dark, I’ll share some clues every once in a while and I’ll leave it up to you to connect the dots. I’m only doing this because a) I love you guys and b) I’m a loudmouth and I just can’t resist the temptation.
With that being said, the first clue is GOLD SATIN SHORTS.
Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492. Say hi, don’t be shy!
I love you all!
PS. Coming up next: an open letter to…..
PPSS. I need that Prada dress.
Bryanboy’s new hobby
Sealed with a kiss.
The day you see me wear a gorgeous little (embroidered, beaded and sequined oh yes) silk chiffon number, you’ll refer to this post and say "OH MY GOD, OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!!!!".
Don’t worry, you’ll find out sooner or later. Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching!
Bryanboy’s Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High
Well hello there! Kim Jong-IL Jr. is having a party and you’re invited!!!!! Is that blow right in front of me?
Let’s play pictionary, shall we? Click click click!
Teaser: The Higher the Hair the Closer to God
Can you recognize perfection if it landed on your face?
Just kidding. The higher the hair the closer to god. That’s all I’ve got to say.
For now at least. HAHAHA!
Holy good lord I have a jawline!
Don’t you just love losing weight? My jawline is back! After 2-3 years of hibernation, I can finally take pictures from the side without the fear of looking like a penguin. I looove it! It’s funny cause I’m now contemplating whether I should shave my head ala Wentworth Miller for curiosity’s sake but I don’t want to look like a bulldyke.
God damn that self-tanner didn’t work because I look like a pale beast on my new photos. Yuck. You know, a shitload of flips would do anything to look like casper the friendly ghost (skinwhite is that chu? maybe they should try anal bleaching as well, yes?) whereas I….. well, let’s not even go there. I don’t even know my real skin color anymore!
It’s 6:04PM in the third world and I just got back from running a few errands. I’ve been up since 2AM today and I’m dead tired. I’m gonna take a nap for a few hours and then I’ll post today’s pictionary (boy you’re in for a surprise) and a new faggotry in motion vid.
I’ll talk to you soon! Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is email@example.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!
Verbal Diarrhea Thursday: Are you illiterate?
Bryanboy’s note: if you are a sucky sucky long-time Bryanboy.com reader, you should know by now that I have this loony tendency to sway away from what I originally wanted to talk about. If you are new to my site, well, you’re in for a treat.
What started as a mini report on my little brush with Chinese diet pills turned into a bitch fest session on people who… well, what’s the point? Some of you people don’t know how to read! LOLers
Click click click. Let the flames begin!
The curse of the young, the bold and the beautiful
I swear to god, my next Faggotry in Motion vid will be some sort of an art experiment. I’ll just stand in one super busy street corner and have someone videotape ALL of the people who look at me. It should be fun. God damn i’m fucking hot. I have one thing to say: why don’t you take a picture so it will last longer? LOLers
Joakim from Stockholm: I LOVE IT!! Especially how you don’t give a flying fuck about the third world parasites around you WHILE YOU WORK IT hahaha
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Fast Forward Friday
Well, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Someone had to get out of her rut and that someone is me. It’s Friday and I had shitload of errands to do. The familia de horreur is going on holiday tomorrow morning. I didn’t want to join them because I’m feeling sick/feverish and I need to finish a couple of projects while they’re gone. I’m gonna be all alone (they’re taking the help with em) so I’m gonna spend the next few days at a friend’s pad while they’re gone. Enough crap. Let’s play pictionary!
You know, I used a different camera today and I’m very disappointed with the quality and the color of the pictures. I think I need to toy around with the settings blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. I have zero patience when it comes to fiddling around with gadgets so I’ll probably switch back to my old camera.
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