All I Want is to Run, Lose Weight and Take Paparazzi Photos
My metabolism is slowing down, my skin is getting shitty, I’m nursing a
flotation device on my midsection and I’m getting lines on my face. I’m
turning 46 years old in 4 days! I’m not sure if you are aware of this (it’s been going on for the past few weeks now) but I jog for at least 30 minutes every day. I recently signed a pact with the devil that requires me to be fit… or else, god forbid, I’ll turn into a pudgy bloated brown buddha someday.It runs in my family. YUCK! All I want is to be able to look at myself on the mirror, naked, and say "GOD DAYUMM I’M HOT"!
Now. Lookie lookie at what I bought over the weekend. Click click click!
Eva Mendes, who recently just got out of rehab, is on the cover of Io Donna.
And guess who got a mention… OMG!
Yay!!! My next goal: 10-page spread at V Magazine or Vogue Paris! Hahahaha! Just kiddin.
Thanks to Milky from Italy for the scan!
Snejana, we have a connection!
First things first, according to one of my commenters, I apparently look better with
"age". Oh dear. What a diplomatic way of saying I look better as I get
older. Thanks… I suppose that’s a good thing. FYI I’m turning 18
in 20 days (y’all better send me gifts — email me for my address)…
it’s not like I’m 25 years old or something.
HOOOOALLLY Snejana batman, we have a connection. What a coincidence! You got blue, you got gold and you got Fendi. God damn don’t you love BRICs?
Click click click for more photos!
Speaking of online fashion fairies, tell me what you think. Prada Trembled Blossoms Spring 2008 or Mad About Plaid Fall 2008 Menswear?
I know. Shut up. Yes I know my thighs look like raw ham at the butcher’s shop. Answers on a postcard…
When my cousin called me this afternoon to invite me to my aunt’s bday party, the first thing I asked was: "is it raining where you are?" It was rather cloudy in my neck of the woods and I haven’t been at the best of health the past few days (I have a cold) but truth be told, I was excited when he said it was raining in his area. Why? I have the perfect excuse to go out and layer a little. Summer in the third world is just around the corner so I might as well take advantage of the weather and max it all out.
Winter wonderland much, you ask? Nah. Everything I had on was pretty much lightweight, from my tulle car coat to the gray zip cardigan by Duerr Manila. When you’re practically living on paracetamol and have a 38-degree fever but still want to go out for the sake of fresh air (and good ol’ camwhoring), you need all the help you can get.
Click click click and let’s play pictionary!
Remember the old Galliano for Christian Dior? I remember crying at the sales lady at the Dior boutique in London back in the dark ages to get me one of the tops that’s similar to the beautiful and utterly amazing and fierce editorial in Vogue Paris (April 2001) called “Tentation Rebelle” featuring a young and fresh-faced Erin Wasson. It’s one of my favourite fashion editorials ever and I still have that magazine up until this day.
Oh John oh John oh John. I don’t know what to say anymore.
God I’m sooo old, no? And good god gracious, Dior was fantastic back then, no?
Juergen Teller is dat chu? Go Sees is dat chu?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS PURE BRILLIANCE! LOL!!!!!!!! One of my readers just wrote a comment on my site and boy she was right. Those candid pics of my loot last night sortakindabutnotreally looks like Juergen Teller for Marc Jacobs photographs! It’s Saturday afternoon, I’m bored and I don’t really have anything to do so I took these super random, super candid photos in less than 5 minutes. No make-up, no hair product, no lip gloss, no nothing. Let me know what you think.
Anna, these pictures are for you! Click click click!
See By Chloe, Eley Kishimoto, Dot Dot Dot
OMG YOU GUYS YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! You know how I get friendly folk (aka my blog readers) come up to me and say hi whenever I go out, right? Well, a different kind of blog reader came up to me while shopping earlier this afternoon. She was a little ‘mature’ (oi vey, age is only a number) compared to the usual gaggle of
teens youth who read my site but man, her bag outfierced my paltry blue Goyard!! I could be wrong because my bag identification skills are not up to par with others but yeah, the friendly lady had what looked like a custom-made Hermès Kelly bag in multi-colored ostrich leather! Sooo luxuriou$$$ and soo expen$$$ive! Do you know what this means? Chica women go to my site! I love it!!!
MOAR MOAR MOAR! Click click click!
Oh hi there! This is my pathetic attempt in trying to be fierce.
Do you really think I would go out with only a pair of sunglasses and a bracelet? Click click click!
Don’t be so ambitious, Bryan Waldorf!
I’m *so* glad that the writer’s strike is over. I know I’m gonna be shot on the foot for saying this but Gossip Girl is one of my guilty pleasures!
Me: "I don’t like the shape of my trousers."
Click click click for LOADS of pictures! Blair Waldorf is dat chu? I think I need a headband or a bow, no?