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3:46 am

Mothers knows best my ass.

27/03/2008, Current Affairs

Mothers knows best my ass.

I finally found a memory card reader to hook up with my new laptop so I can now transfer photos from my camera… to the world. Please don’t ask about my PC’s hard drive… i’m still paralyzed! We’re taking baby steps here. I’ve been "gone" for two days without an update and everyone’s gone mad and yes, I’m talking about those gossip blogs saying all sorts of crazy things a) I don’t like Filipino models (this is NOT true. i had the hugest crush on Victor fucking Basa for the longest time until I got over it realized there’s wayy too much estrogen between the two of us) and b) how Nick Snider and me are like "NEW GAY COUPLE ALERT". What the hell is the world coming into??? NICK OMG let’s play along with it!!! And then let’s "break up" 3 months from now and tell people I cheated on you with Terron Wood.

Now. OK. This is a really god awful photo of me at the salon.

Bryanboy Blonde

YUCK! FUG FUG FUG!

The lighting was terrible, my face looks funky, I look fat, my jawline is gone and it doesn’t give my hair any justice at all. Pictionary will definitely resume tomorrow though.

This is how the conversation went when I got home.

Me: What do you think of my new hair?

Mother: You look like the Moffats

Me: the WHO?

Mother: The Moffats. You’re the one good at computers. Look it up.

(15 minutes later)

Click click click!

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3:41 am

Touch Magazine Hong Kong + Philippine News

23/03/2008, Current Affairs, Press Coverage

Touch Magazine Hong Kong

Isn’t it amazing how the Marc Jacobs BB bag is getting all these super
lovely media attention around the world? It’s the new IT-bag, y’all! One of my minions from Hong Kong just sent me a scan of Touch Magazine. My Chinese skills are NONEXISTENT so I have no idea what they said however, I’m happy I’m there! Y’all know me. Geography is no boundary to Bryanboy’s faggotry so thank you so much for the mention and the attention! For those of you Chinalicious folks out there, click the photo below for a full-sized version. I am SO gonna take up Mandarin/Cantonese/Shanghainese/Beijingnese/whatever lessons ASAP because China is the future.

Touch_magazine_hk2

Another reader emailed me a link to a blog with a newspaper scan. There’s a paper in the USA targeted to the Filipino-American community and I was front-page news. The headline could not be any more appropriate, it’s the first thing someone who doesn’t know me would ask: "WHO THE HELL IS BRYANBOY AND WHY THE HELL IS MARC JACOBS NAMING A BAG AFTER HIM?" I’m not joking!!!!

Click click click!

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4:30 pm

Mercury Retrograde Rubbish

20/03/2008, Current Affairs

Mercury Retrograde Rubbish

Now I know what that whole "Mercury Retrograde" bullshit means. Remember how the great Susie Bubble fucked her laptop and lost her camera during her Gucci-sponsored escapade? Well, my 3-year old desktop computer died on me two days ago, my ex-new and now-old MAC Book Pro is useless (I HATE MACS!!!!!) and my camera is screwed for good. I bought a new computer and laptop yesterday (there goes those my savings for those Bottega Veneta boots I badly wanted) and I’m now trying to get my way around Windows Vista.

Bryanboy

All my precious software… gone!
All my precious emails, files, videos, etc… gone!
All my precious mp3 files, iTunes, music, porn, etc… gone!
All those years and tens of thousands of photos… gone!

The computer shop told me they might be able to do something about the hard drive. Apparently it was my motherboard that was ruined so I’m "safe". Unfortunately, they won’t be able to do anything about it till Saturday, or worse, next week, because EVERYONE IN THIS GOD DAMN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE is away on holiday.

The good news is… I’m online. And I have internet/e-mail access. The bad news is, I don’t have any graphics software so I can’t crop photos, etc. In other words… I’m a disabled person and I’m no different to a CRIPPLED WHORE ON A WHEELCHAIR! I tried to install all my Windows XP programs like Adobe Photoshop and Fireworks but they’re useless on Windows Vista. DUH!!!!! I need my programs!! I need WS_FTP LE!

Let’s see how I’m going to recover from this… this… "loss". And if there’s a generous soul out there who’s willing to give me Windows Vista programs (quite frankly, I’d rather opt for new boots) I’ll forever be indebted. Come on!!!! I checked the price of those Adobe programs and they’re like $999!!! HELLO!!!

PS. Please don’t tell me to download programs using those bit torrent hoolabaloo. I don’t even know what bit torrent is. KTHXBYE.

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1:57 am

Nike+ ipod Nano

17/03/2008, Current Affairs

All I Want is to Run, Lose Weight and Take Paparazzi Photos

My metabolism is slowing down, my skin is getting shitty, I’m nursing a
flotation device on my midsection and I’m getting lines on my face. I’m
turning 46 years old in 4 days! I’m not sure if you are aware of this (it’s been going on for the past few weeks now) but I jog for at least 30 minutes every day. I recently signed a pact with the devil that requires me to be fit… or else, god forbid, I’ll turn into a pudgy bloated brown buddha someday.It runs in my family. YUCK! All I want is to be able to look at myself on the mirror, naked, and say "GOD DAYUMM I’M HOT"!

Olympic

Now. Lookie lookie at what I bought over the weekend. Click click click!

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11:22 pm

Io Donna

01/03/2008, Current Affairs, Press Coverage

Io Donna

Eva Mendes, who recently just got out of rehab, is on the cover of Io Donna.

Eva Mendes, March 1, 2008 Io Donna

And guess who got a mention… OMG!

Bryanboy, Io Donna Italy Corriere della Serra

Yay!!! My next goal: 10-page spread at V Magazine or Vogue Paris! Hahahaha! Just kiddin.

Thanks to Milky from Italy for the scan!

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2:27 am

Snejana, we have a connection!

01/03/2008, Current Affairs

Snejana, we have a connection!

First things first, according to one of my commenters, I apparently look better with
"age". Oh dear. What a diplomatic way of saying I look better as I get
older. Thanks… I suppose that’s a good thing. FYI I’m turning 18
in 20 days (y’all better send me gifts — email me for my address)…
it’s not like I’m 25 years old or something.

HOOOOALLLY Snejana batman, we have a connection. What a coincidence! You got blue, you got gold and you got Fendi. God damn don’t you love BRICs?

Click click click for more photos!

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8:41 am

Prada Trembled Blossoms or Mad About Plaid?

28/02/2008, Current Affairs

Oh snap!

Speaking of online fashion fairies, tell me what you think. Prada Trembled Blossoms Spring 2008 or Mad About Plaid Fall 2008 Menswear?

Bryanboy in plaid pants

I know. Shut up. Yes I know my thighs look like raw ham at the butcher’s shop. Answers on a postcard…

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11:17 pm

Shawarma Warmak

27/02/2008, Current Affairs

Shawarma Warma

When my cousin called me this afternoon to invite me to my aunt’s bday party, the first thing I asked was: "is it raining where you are?" It was rather cloudy in my neck of the woods and I haven’t been at the best of health the past few days (I have a cold) but truth be told, I was excited when he said it was raining in his area. Why? I have the perfect excuse to go out and layer a little. Summer in the third world is just around the corner so I might as well take advantage of the weather and max it all out.

Winter wonderland much, you ask? Nah. Everything I had on was pretty much lightweight, from my tulle car coat to the gray zip cardigan by Duerr Manila. When you’re practically living on paracetamol and have a 38-degree fever but still want to go out for the sake of fresh air (and good ol’ camwhoring), you need all the help you can get.

Click click click and let’s play pictionary!

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8:37 pm

Tentation Rebelle

27/02/2008, Current Affairs

Tentation Rebelle

Remember the old Galliano for Christian Dior? I remember crying at the sales lady at the Dior boutique in London back in the dark ages to get me one of the tops that’s similar to the beautiful and utterly amazing and fierce editorial in Vogue Paris (April 2001) called “Tentation Rebelle” featuring a young and fresh-faced Erin Wasson. It’s one of my favourite fashion editorials ever and I still have that magazine up until this day.

Bryanboy in Christian Dior Spring Summer 2001

Oh John oh John oh John. I don’t know what to say anymore.

Erin Wasson for Vogue Paris April 2001, Tentation Rebelle, John Galliano for Christian Dior

God I’m sooo old, no? And good god gracious, Dior was fantastic back then, no?

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3:54 pm

Juergen Teller is dat chu? Go Sees is dat chu?

23/02/2008, Current Affairs

Juergen Teller is dat chu? Go Sees is dat chu?

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS PURE BRILLIANCE! LOL!!!!!!!! One of my readers just wrote a comment on my site and boy she was right. Those candid pics of my loot last night sortakindabutnotreally looks like Juergen Teller for Marc Jacobs photographs! It’s Saturday afternoon, I’m bored and I don’t really have anything to do so I took these super random, super candid photos in less than 5 minutes. No make-up, no hair product, no lip gloss, no nothing. Let me know what you think.

Anna, these pictures are for you! Click click click!

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