OMG I LOVE THIS WHOLE SPECTACLE!!!
I’ll keep this entry short and sweet because it’s fucking 6:25AM. I’m supposed to be asleep but all this drama ignited some spark between my (mere) 2 brain cells. I feel that, as a citizen of the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives, it is my civic duty to educate all my minions about this whole issue.
This is fun! I finally have a good reason why I should read the newspaper instead of US Weekly.
Not too long ago, I blogged about that bigoted old man who wrote a very homophobic piece in one of our top newspapers. After 48 hours, Manuel L. Quezon III (who is the grandson of the late Manuel L. Quezon) replied in the same newspaper with his opinion piece entitled "The grand inquisitor."
BTW, Manuel L. Quezon (the first… my god, all these numbers are making me dizzy) is the 2nd President of the Philippines. I’m sure there wasn’t much corruption back then so I can say I love this man. Anyway, don’t expect too much from me because my knowledge of Filipino history is extremely limited — I skipped class to smoke cigarettes, drink pineapple shandy and whore myself to pedophiles; that’s my education, right there.
NEWSFLASH: If you live in NEW YORK CITY, expect a shitload of I HEART BRAYNBOY stickers coming your way (shit, I can’t even spell my name properly I’m not gonna bother correcting it cause we all know I don’t proofread or spell check my shit). Anyway, half of my readers in the USA live in Manhattan and the surrounding boroughs. My minions are going to shamelessly promote my fat brown ass in the city that never sleeps. I’m on a fucking roll!!!! I can’t wait!
NEWSFLASH #2: Due to insistent public demand and for easy access (I guess you all love them), I’m gonna repost my backpacking-related posts. I must have been on crack when I wrote those entries. Click here (the BIGGEST PICTIONARY EVAR) and here (Bryanboy the backpacker).