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6:17 pm

Protected: Bryanboy’s Thinspiration: Bulimia Galore!

20/08/2006, Current Affairs

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11:02 am

Saturday Morning

12/08/2006, Current Affairs

Saturday Morning

NEWSFLASH: If you live in NEW YORK CITY, expect a shitload of I HEART BRAYNBOY stickers coming your way (shit, I can’t even spell my name properly I’m not gonna bother correcting it cause we all know I don’t proofread or spell check my shit). Anyway, half of my readers in the USA live in Manhattan and the surrounding boroughs. My minions are going to shamelessly promote my fat brown ass in the city that never sleeps. I’m on a fucking roll!!!! I can’t wait!

NEWSFLASH #2: Due to insistent public demand and for easy access (I guess you all love them), I’m gonna repost my backpacking-related posts. I must have been on crack when I wrote those entries. Click here (the BIGGEST PICTIONARY EVAR) and here (Bryanboy the backpacker).

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9:35 am

Protected: Camwhore Central: My mouth is terrible but I’m fucking fantastic.

09/08/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Health, Manila, Press Coverage

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3:15 pm

Protected: Camwhore Galore: Titillating Thursday = Gas + Asian-sized Dildos + High Tea

04/08/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Friendships, Fun, Manila

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10:24 am

Why does my ass have to be extremely big?, Emerald Garden, Whitening?!?!

27/07/2006, Bryanboy.com, China, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Health, Manila

Why does my ass have to be extremely big?

I’m too embarassed to post photos of my ass online but I’ll do so anyway because I have no sense of shame and I’m one heck of a fucking attention whore. You know I know that you know (confused? hah!) I’m only doing so that you’ll post silly comments like "you don’t really have a fat ass" when in reality, my ass is sooo fucking huge it belongs to a fucking hippopotamus.

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The good thing is, my extremely obese batwings are getting smaller as each day comes. One more lipo session next week and I’m gonna be thin, thin, thin… I hope! *fingers crossed*

More camwhorage after the jump…

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1:17 am

Food Poisoning and Filming

20/07/2006, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Press Coverage, Random Cheesemax, Shilebrities

Food Poisoning and Filming

I don’t even know where to begin. A lot of things happened in the past few days. If I got a dollar every time I said ‘food poisoning’ over the past 72 hours I’d be one heck of a very wealthy faggot by now.

The good news is I lost some weight… and I’m VERY well on my way on losing some more.

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That’s David Kempner (left), me and Fenton Bailey (right). Fenton has produced far too many award-winning documentaries, TV shows and films like The RuPaul Show, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, HBO Documentary Monica (Lewinsky) in Black and White, Inside Deep Throat and TransGeneration amongst many others. David, on the other hand… well, I found out early on Wednesday morning that he filmed Paris Hilton before. He also worked on Inside Deep Throat and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

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4:55 am

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

16/07/2006, Current Affairs

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

I’m really disappointed at you guys.

What the fuck is going on with the world? I just went to CNN.com by accident and apparently, there’s a war between Lebanon and Israel that’s been going on for days. How come no one’s told me there’s war in the middle east? As if that’s new.

Oh dear. Many innocent lives are lost again…

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

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PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most numb, Topshop, H&M, Christian Dior and Marion Godart (yep, I stacked them all up! hahaha), shoes from Fendi.

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most number of people doing the Bryanboy pose in one picture. I think. ;) I LOVE YOU GALS!

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4:11 am

Boxing Day

15/07/2006, Current Affairs

Boxing Day

After several weeks of hard work, research, phone calls, meetings and waiting, I finally have boxes for my upcoming accessories line. They’re quite lovely and nice… wayyy better than the cheap-ass kraft boxes.

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Now all I need to worry about is the merchandise, photo shoots and the website. Ugh! Most of my pieces are already finished. We’re on the final stages of ‘quality control’… and we’re also adding a few last minute changes here and there.

My god, hiring professional photographers are fucking expensive! One photographer even wanted to charge us a "per product" fee. Oi vey! The amount he wants to charge us PER PRODUCT (It’s a 40-piece collection) is more expensive than some of the pieces I’m selling!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanna have nice photos, like the ones you see on eLuxury, against a super super bright white background… *sigh*

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Photo credit: eLuxury

I guess I have to keep on looking for a photographer who is willing to work for cheap or what the heck, for FREE in exchange for exposure on my sites hahaha! I really want nice photos and not just tacky DIY photos. I want it reallly professional for my little online shop.

Oh well.. there’s a lot of work to do. I just can’t wait for this baby to take off!

I’m gonna crawl back to bed. I love you all!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492

Baboosh_3

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6:31 pm

The Queen of “LIKE, YOU KNOW”

14/07/2006, Bryanboy on TV, Current Affairs, Fan Art, Fans, Press Coverage

The Queen of "like, you know" is like, you know, back on TV!

I really need to work on like, you know, my English. I got interviewed on like, you know,, Mornings at ANC earlier this morning and like, you know, I had fun in spite of me saying like, you know,, the words "like, you know,", more than like, you know,, a thousand times. It’s sooo annoying! Where can I get like, you know, speech lessons in this town?

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Coral necklaces from L’Obelisk, brown cardigan and black tank top from Zara, jeans from Acne, bag from Goyard, shoes from Dior Homme, sunglasses from Christian Dior.

It’s the fourth LIVE interview I did this year for the same media powerhouse so I guess they love me even if I stutter all the fucking time. Remember the mishap I did the last time I got interviewed? I still can’t get over the fact that I said "shit, I haven’t had sex in ages" on a friggin breakfast show for god’s sake… Ugh! I need speech lessons, voice lessons and a full-body massage… oh and a liposuction, rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal and chin implant too while we’re at it.

YouTube Video after the jump… Watch me get gangbanged by some of the hosts at ANC’s Morning News.

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5:20 am

The beginning of the end?

12/07/2006, Current Affairs

The beginning of the end?

I’m telling you, in this town, when it rains it pours. It’s all gonna be downhill from this point onwards unless someone rescues me.

I just had the most embarassing experience in my life. EVAR. I’d say tonight was one of the worst nights out and I’ve never, ever humiliated myself so much to the point where I wished the ground would split and swallow me alive. If you think you’ve had it bad, well, I had it REAAAAAAAALLY bad. I planned on having a really nice time out today but after what happened, it’s rather appropriate for me to temporarily wallow in shame.

Look at that face. LOL I’ve got a bald patch like Victoria Beckham ZOMG!

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Jacket from Zara, shirt from CK Calvin Klein, jeans from Acne Jeans (Sweden), bag from Louis Vuitton, shoes from Louis Vuitton, brooch from Rustan’s (Manila).

UGH!!!!!! I really don’t want to talk about it but the hell. No one can help me forget about it unless I get it out of my system. Delete delete delete erase erase erase abort abort abort it out of my system. My blog is the best outlet I’ve ever had, it’s therapeutic and it’s better than going to the shrink.

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