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7:23 pm

Somebody loves the little children…

28/02/2007, Current Affairs

Somebody loves the little children.

I’ve been wasting away precious time on MySpace and looking lookie at what I found during a random search.His name is Roy, he’s a poofter, he’s British, he’s 18 and he recently spent a lot of time in the Philippines on what looks like "volunteering" type of work that first world white trash youth do during gap years on their spare time. You know what I mean and I’m sure you’ve seen them all over the place — scruffy white teens running around the cesspit of the third world, trying to do something good for the humanity or worse, try to save the world. It’s quite an interesting concept actually. I for one have considered giving this volunteering thing a try in Mongolia but Im soo scared I’d get stoned to death for showing up in a gold lame sweater and my old Dior eskimo boots.

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2:52 pm

Teeter Teeter, Wobble Wobble

24/02/2007, Current Affairs

Teeter Teeter, Wobble Wobble

I finally gave up yesterday afternoon and went straight to the salon (after blogging) to get a quick haircut. I didn’t have a lot of time because I have a little dinner in the city so my original plan was go to the mall, get a cut then leave — all in 90 minutes.

Ugh. Look at all that excess flesh on my arm. Yuck.

I ended up staying for 3 hours instead, doing something I haven’t done in years and boy you’re in for a treat. I went people watching!!!

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6:19 pm

Impatience

20/02/2007, Current Affairs

Impatience

Ugh. I’m starting to lose my patience. HAHAHA! Me? Patient? Bitch please.

As I’ve said before, the last time I had a haircut was around the first week of December. I usually get my hair done once a month… cut, colour and highlights and to be honest with you, I already miss the industrial-strength chemical fumes you’ll only find in a salon. I’m growing my hair long because I’m sooo sick and tired of the same old fucking haircut I get.

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9:09 am

Second Life: My new home

14/02/2007, Current Affairs, Second Life

Second Life: My new home

Ok.. I have a new home!!!!  I hope I don’t get evicted off the residential development because my house looks wayyy different than everyone else.

I need to figure out how to get a job there. I can’t "cheat" the system by spending real life money in exchange for Second Life money. LOL.

God it’s soo addictive. I think you should join, too. It’s free to join — all you need is a high speed internet connection. I don’t think people with dialup or dsl can use it… I’m not sure… it’s optimized for people with broadband. Whatevs. Anyway… see you there!

Email me and tell me you love me! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love you all, as always!

P.S. I am soooo sorry for not blogging ‘properly’ because I’m seriously hooked on this shit. Blah… in all honesty though I shouldn’t be fucking apologising to you because it’s my blog. Hahaha! But yeah, there you have it… Second Life is the SHITTTTTTT!

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4:33 pm

Pawn my fucking fat ass.

11/01/2007, Current Affairs

Pawn my fucking fat ass.

Well… you know what they say. The show MUST go on. Who’s got the last laugh now betch?

Gawd. HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LITTLE NARCISSISTIC SHRINE? I’m honestly perplexed why mean people out there get to have the luxury of free time. Don’t they have anything else to do other than hacking my site? I was busy having lunch (yes mother fuckers, lunch) with one of my former classmates who I haven’t seen in more than 8 years and a shitload of people called and sent me text messages, telling me my website got hacked. I thought it was some sort of a joke to scare the shit out of me so I told them it ain’t April Fools yet but little did I know it was true! Imagine the horror when I got back to this…

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5:54 am

Former Philippine First Lady Mrs. Imelda Marcos is my new BFF.

10/01/2007, Current Affairs

Former Philippine First Lady Mrs. Imelda Marcos is my new BFF.

Isn’t she lovely?

Need I say more?

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8:11 am

Little Black Book & Damn “Year-End Reflection” Bullshit

31/12/2006, Current Affairs

Little Black Book

"I believe we write our own stories and… each time we thought we knew the end? We don’t. Perhaps luck exists, somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance and in the peace that comes from knowing that you can’t just know it all. Life’s funny that way. Once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong."

The question: how does a girl who jumps into a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos, come out unchanged? The answer: she doesn’t.

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3:02 am

CALL NOW — MY MANGINA IS WAITING!

27/12/2006, Current Affairs

CALL NOW — MY MANGINA IS WAITING!

(One guy even asked me what my views are about the USA’s involvement in IRAQ. Go figure. I want questions like that!)

I’ll update in a bit. I love you all!

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11:44 pm

Season’s Greetings!

24/12/2006, Current Affairs

Season’s Greetings!

Watch what you shove down your gob tonight, assholes!! Don’t succumb to temptation — ignore the familia de horreur and all the faggots around you. Let them revel in warm, home-made blinis, caviar, canapes, deviled eggs, seared foie gras, cheese, ham, fine wine and other Christmas delicacies. Afterall, you don’t want to be the one crying their heart out next year for being fat. Eating is a disease and food is the enemy.

As for me, here’s what I’m having tonight.

Enjoy the festive season and happy thinspirational holidays from me to you.

Love,
Your favourite third world fag.

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8:00 pm

No, I am *NOT* dead.

12/12/2006, Current Affairs

No, I am *NOT* dead.

I’m not supposed to be on the computer but Niklas wanted to check his emails so I thought, what the hell, I might as well go online and search for guys who will pump, dump and breed my ass bareback.

I’m kidding.

So yeah… I’m still on holida, lots of sea, sun, sand, booze, drugs and sex. I got sperminated left and right by random pundits who thought my mangina is the third world’s best tourist attraction. Hahaha! I wish. Nah..

I’ll do a proper update when I get back… just give me a few days.

BTW, remember my self-imposed year-long Louis Vuitton ban? Well, guess who used moi (OH YES) as inspiration???? Ooooh la la. I fucking love it.

Scardoeslv

More pictures later…………. :)

I love you all! Email me and tell me you love me. bryanboy@gmail.com.

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