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5:48 am

Pictionary: Bryanboy’s Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High

07/07/2007, Current Affairs

Bryanboy’s Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High

Well hello there! Kim Jong-IL Jr. is having a party and you’re invited!!!!! Is that blow right in front of me?

bryanboy, pompadour, salon

Let’s play pictionary, shall we? Click click click!

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6:34 pm

Teaser: The Higher the Hair the Closer to God

06/07/2007, Current Affairs

Teaser: The Higher the Hair the Closer to God

Can you recognize perfection if it landed on your face?

Just kidding. The higher the hair the closer to god. That’s all I’ve got to say.

For now at least. HAHAHA!

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12:41 am

Protected: Let’s meet up for lunch. Lunch? What lunch?

03/07/2007, Current Affairs

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6:16 pm

Holy good lord I have a jawline!

01/07/2007, Current Affairs

Holy good lord I have a jawline!

Don’t you just love losing weight? My jawline is back! After 2-3 years of hibernation, I can finally take pictures from the side without the fear of looking like a penguin. I looove it! It’s funny cause I’m now contemplating whether I should shave my head ala Wentworth Miller for curiosity’s sake but I don’t want to look like a bulldyke.

God damn that self-tanner didn’t work because I look like a pale beast on my new photos. Yuck. You know, a shitload of flips would do anything to look like casper the friendly ghost (skinwhite is that chu? maybe they should try anal bleaching as well, yes?) whereas I….. well, let’s not even go there. I don’t even know my real skin color anymore!

bryanboy at coffee bean

It’s 6:04PM in the third world and I just got back from running a few errands. I’ve been up since 2AM today and I’m dead tired. I’m gonna take a nap for a few hours and then I’ll post today’s pictionary (boy you’re in for a surprise) and a new faggotry in motion vid.

I’ll talk to you soon! Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

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2:41 am

Verbal Diarrhea Thursday: Are you fucking illiterate?

28/06/2007, Current Affairs

Verbal Diarrhea Thursday: Are you illiterate?

Bryanboy’s note: if you are a sucky sucky long-time Bryanboy.com reader, you should know by now that I have this loony tendency to sway away from what I originally wanted to talk about. If you are new to my site, well, you’re in for a treat.

What started as a mini report on my little brush with Chinese diet pills turned into a bitch fest session on people who… well, what’s the point? Some of you people don’t know how to read! LOLers

Click click click. Let the flames begin!

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4:38 am

The curse of the young, the bold and the beautiful

18/06/2007, Current Affairs

The curse of the young, the bold and the beautiful

I swear to god, my next Faggotry in Motion vid will be some sort of an art experiment. I’ll just stand in one super busy street corner and have someone videotape ALL of the people who look at me. It should be fun. God damn i’m fucking hot. I have one thing to say: why don’t you take a picture so it will last longer? LOLers

Joakim from Stockholm: I LOVE IT!! Especially how you don’t give a flying fuck about the third world parasites around you WHILE YOU WORK IT hahaha

Click click click for screenshots NOT captured by YouTube!

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10:17 pm

Fast Forward Friday

15/06/2007, Current Affairs

Fast Forward Friday

Well, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Someone had to get out of her rut and that someone is me. It’s Friday and I had shitload of errands to do. The familia de horreur is going on holiday tomorrow morning. I didn’t want to join them because I’m feeling sick/feverish and I need to finish a couple of projects while they’re gone. I’m gonna be all alone (they’re taking the help with em) so I’m gonna spend the next few days at a friend’s pad while they’re gone. Enough crap. Let’s play pictionary!

You know, I used a different camera today and I’m very disappointed with the quality and the color of the pictures. I think I need to toy around with the settings blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. I have zero patience when it comes to fiddling around with gadgets so I’ll probably switch back to my old camera.

Click click click!

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10:23 pm

Protected: Pictionary Primetime: Movement

01/06/2007, Current Affairs

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6:13 pm

Teaser: Movement

01/06/2007, Current Affairs

Teaser: Movement

Pictionary PRIMETIME coming soon.

bryanboy, chanel necklace, white boots, chanel caviar 2.55 classic quilt bag

I’m on a roll!

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9:19 pm

The spitting image of health

31/05/2007, Current Affairs

The spitting image of health

I couldn’t do it. I chickened out and ditched the salon at the last minute. In fact, I got there on time but my stylist was busy with another client… some fat lady in her 40s. We exchanged airkisses blah blah blah then he told me to take a seat and wait for the shampoo lady. I was all nervous and shit so I told him I’m gonna smoke a cigarette for a few minutes.

Fast forward an hour later, I sent him a text message saying I’ll reschedule sometime this weekend.

Click click click!

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