Slut of the day: Vicky Pollard
I’m sure you all know I love white trash. Especially those of British kind. There’s just something erotic about filthy, smelly, aids-infested, dirty, uncircumcised caucasian people. They’re unbelievably hairy and fat, they talk a lot of shit and their armpits smell like onions. Also, the thought of English DNA in the form of smegma being pumped into the deep crevices of my ass makes my mangina moist. The last time I did chav was back in 2004… guy chav, that is. I’ve had enough of the lads so why not be a chav girl just for shits and giggles.
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!