Photographed by Mario Testino. Flawless!!!!!!!!! I've said it many times in the past that I'm not really a big fan of celebrity covers especially when they're all "glammed" up. That whole Hollywood glam glam glam look is soo tired but no other magazine in America, IMO at least, do celebrity covers best other than V Magazine (ok, maybe W or Star haha). Anyhoo… it's refreshing to see someone like Natalie, who has that all-American sweetheart image, be 'edgy'.But then again, didn't she shaved her head once?
It’s no secret that I’m not too keen on celebs which is why I’ve never heard of Camilla Belle before. I mean, I posted a tweet about it just a few seconds ago and people instantly replied that she’s a Jonas brother ex. Whatevs. Oh my nerves HOT FEROCIOUS MAMA… she looks stunning in Alexander McQueen, no? Wow. Just wow.
And this is why luxury fashion houses should NEVAH hire a celebrity to star an ad campaign. I can’t even imagine how many millions of dollars James Franco got paid for his Gucci ad campaign (stolen from a model, as always) but watch this video. He’s off the rails, I’m telling you.
He can’t even pronounce Gucci correctly. Speechless. Please tell me this video is a spoof. Or some ‘twisted’ viral marketing thing to promote the fragrance. Please.
We all have our own ideals and goals when it comes to our bodies. In my case, I wish I was 6 foot tall and 110 pounds instead of the pudgy, stumpy tragic little bloated buddha body that I have now.
Madonna, on the other hand, is a different story. I want to understand her rigorous obsession with fitness but the more I see her pictures, the more I’m finding it difficult. I don’t get her. I just don’t. I’m starting to think she’s the female celebrity version of Thierry Mugler.
Is it the flash, the pose, her movements, the lighting? Who knows. Not a great photo, Madge.
photo credit: fame pictures via the skinny website
Check out this video of Seth Rogen at Jimmy Kimmel Live! where he talked about being rejected by Megan Fox. Am I the only one shocked with Seth Rogen’s weight loss? Forgive me for saying this but there’s something attractive in him. And I’m not even into bears! I think it’s that homely factor in him… the average joe type of guy who won’t complain when you command them around like a slave dog the whole day… and still give you back rubs at night.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT THIS SECOND. STOP EVERYTHING! Bionic Beyonce is back and gurl has a new music video: Sweet Dreams.
Thierry Mugler and Gareth Pugh werq!!!
Sing after me…
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare. Either way I, don’t
wanna wake up from you. Sweet dream or beautiful nightmare. Somebody
pinch me, your love’s too good to be true.
My guilty pleasure I ain’t goin nowhere… baby as long as you’re here, I’ll be floating on air cause you’re my. You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare. Either way I, don’t wanna wake up from you.
First one to identify all of her frocks shall win a kiss on the cheek from me and an oreo cookie.
Look who I met at the Marc Jacobs Japan Independence Day party in Tokyo.
Sing after me…
Get yourself to the butterfly lounge, find yourself a big lady. Big boy, come around and there we're gonna do baby. No need to fantasize since the words are my praises, a watering hole with the girls around and curves in all the right places.