Jessica Alba in Paris and Berlin

How funny. I saw Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba at Chanel Haute Couture in Paris just a few days ago…

… and then she sat a few seats away from me at the Hugo Boss show here in Berlin.

Don't call her Latina…

Madonna for Louis Vuitton Photos, Raw and Unretouched

How does she make you feel?

Click click click!

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Lady Gaga T-Shirts – I'm A Free Bitch, Baby

I'm not surprised there's an opportunistic person out there in the UK capitalizing on Lady Gaga's fame by selling these Lady Gaga "I'm A Free Bitch, Baby" t-shirts for around US$19 each. They come in different colours: red and white, purple, black and neon green, black and gold, black and silver. It also comes in a tank top, too.

Click HERE to view the seller's eBay store.

What do you think? I'm buying one just for kicks. You know, something to wear in private — at home, on the plane and at hotel rooms. *wink wink*

I want your love and I want your revenge…

photos via: eBay

Eva Longoria is Giving Away Crocodile Handbags

Whatever happened to truth in advertising? Is Eva Longoria seriously giving away crocodile handbags when you buy her new fragrance, Eva by Eva Longoria?

If you look at her current ad, she's giving away a 'stylish croc handbag' as a gift when you purchase her $58 3.4 fl oz Eau de Parfum spray.

Woman, I'm calling you out! Crocodile handbag or mock-croc PVC made-in-china pleatherette handbag?

Just sayin'

May 2010 Magazines: Vogue, Elle, Harper's Bazaar, GQ USA

What does one do while waiting for the vodka and xanax to kick in while sitting on an exit row seat for fourteen hours? Read the May 2010 American magazines, of course!

May 2010 cover stars: Sarah Jessica Parker for Vogue, Gwyneth Paltrow for Harper's Bazaar,
Jake Gyllenhaal for GQ and Fergie for Elle.

Jake Gyllenhaal for GQ Magazine May 2010

How handsome is Jake Gyllenhaal? Jake is on the cover of the May 2010 issue of GQ Magazine. So hot, this man.

I must say he kinda looks like a younger version of George Clooney. Agree or disagree?

1-800-RUGGED-AMERICAN-MAN is dat chu? I need myself one of these…

Malcolm McLaren, Dead at 64

What a very sad day. I don’t like receiving news like this so early in the morning. Another iconic British figure bites the dust. The amazing Malcolm McLaren passed away yesterday in Switzerland. He was 64.

Malcolm McLaren, an impresario, recording artist and fashion designer who as manager of the Sex Pistols played a decisive role in creating the British punk movement, died on Thursday in Switzerland. He was 64.

The cause was mesothelioma, a cancer of the linings around organs, said Young Kim, his companion of many years. She said he had been under treatment at a Swiss hospital. The couple had a home in Paris. — NY Times

While most will remember him as the Sex Pistol’s former manager or Vivienne Westwood’s ex-husband, I’ll forever remember him as an amazing artist. I always play his (very emotional, mind you) songs every time I need a jolt of inspiration. He’s one of the reasons why I love Paris so much.

Listen to La Main Parisienne or else I’m terminating our friendship STAT!

From Madame Butterfly to Deep in Vogue, as a tribute, let me share to you some of my other favourite tracks.

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John Forsythe Dead at 92

Blaaaaaaaakeeeeee!

Actor John Forsythe, also known as Blake Carrington on Dynasty and the voice of Charlie on Charlie’s Angels, died from cancer. He was 92.

Actor John Forsythe, who enjoyed a long career on stage, film and on television shows such as “Dynasty,” has died after a battle with cancer, his family said in a statement on Friday.

“He was 92 years old and, thankfully, he died as he lived his life … with dignity and grace, after a year-long struggle with cancer,” the statement said.

Forsythe passed away on April 1 in Santa Ynez, California, northwest of Los Angeles, near Santa Barbara, after having suffered a bout of pneumonia. — Reuters

So sad. RIP John Forsythe

Michael Jackson Makeover

So you want to look like the late Michael Jackson to match your Balmain? Here’s how.

Why opt for costly and painful cosmetic surgery when good ol’ scotch tape would do the trick?

Boy, I love the French!

Tilda Swinton Dazed & Confused Magazine Double Cover

The ultra stunning Tilda Swinton is on the cover of the May 2010 issue of Dazed & Confused magazine.

A baby elephant dies and a baby unicorn is beheaded every time someone this planet answers 'Kate Bosworth' or 'Kim Kardashian' when they are asked who their favourite stylish celebrity is. Time and time again, the only answer I'm able to give to this dreadful question is no other than the ferocious Tilda.

photo via tfs