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8:18 am

2007 Grammy Awards: Mandy Moore

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

This atrocious young lady is the epitome of white trash!

You’re nice (and talented) girl Mandy… how could you possibly do this to yourself? You look like you’re a neo-hippy from the trailer park named Bobbie Ray. Oh and fyi, you gained soo much weight it’s not even funny. You look like like a fat pig. No, worse. Your face is sooo round and chubby and you look like a hippopotamus!!!

Darling, you have all the money and resources in the world. USE IT! Go to the gym! Get liposuction (or lipodissolve — that’s what I do)! Get a gastric bypass. Just do whatever it is you have to do in order to drop all that nasty weight.

Don’t forget to fire your stylist, too. That outfit only looks good on anorexic thin and tanned girls aka Rachel’s Zoe-mbies. And you’re not one of those.

6:31 am

2007 Grammy Awards: Omarosa is a MAN!

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip


I think she looks downright scary. I bet you she’s really a drag queen. What’s with the cheapy cheapy chandelier earrings? It looks like $5 on her. Also, the necklace is too much. The only thing I like about her is the hair.


4:09 am


13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Music, Television

Does anyone know whether or not Anna Wintour went to the Grammys? With all these bitches in metallics, it would take wayyyy more than her trusty pair of Chanel sunglasses **AND** Andre Leon Talley (enough said) to protect someone’s eyes from this ludicrous and revolting display of SHINE, SHINE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!

#1 culprit? It’s no other than Ms. Vanessa Minnillo. Classic case of
"when bad things happen to good people". Her little silver sequined
number looks like a dress made out of those foldable reflecting sun shields for your car.


Photo credit: Wireimage

Click click click!


1:23 am

2007 Grammy Awards: Beyonce Knowles

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You’ve seen it a thousand and one times and here they are again. Long, wavy hair and heavy extensions. Clean and flawless makeup. Glossy lips. 1000-megawatt smiles and bright, white teeth. Shiny, shimmery, splendid dresses in gold, silver, pearl and metallic shades. The bejeweled clutch bags and miniaudieres. The jewels, all that bling and the swarovsky. Beeeeyootiful, you ask?

I have one thing to say.



12:06 am

2007 Grammy Awards: Brooke Hogan

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Meet Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

Here’s another talentless hack capitalizing on being big, busty and blond. Anna Nicole Smith might well be talentless at least the gold digger had personality. This one doesn’t.

Blond hair, blue eyes, red lips and a dress made out of a brothel’s faux satin bedsheets.


11:34 pm

2007 Grammy Awards: Jay Manuel

12/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Destination Amsterdam!

Everything about this guy is fake and he is sooo not perfect. I doubt the word "NATURAL" exists in his vocabulary. He is just wrong! SOOO FUCKING WRONG! Business must be booming for the folks at the International Male Catalog, purveyor of clothes to the world’s finest gigolos. Jay Manuel, this isn’t the fucking 73rd Annual Man-Whore Awards!!

I love the shoes though. The shoes are fabulous. The trousers? Hideous. Hideous!

10:40 pm

2007 Grammy Awards

12/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Music, Television

2007 Grammy Awards

Bloody hell.

Boy do I have a lot in store for you. All these photos from the Grammys are pouring in! I’ll be online for a few hours and I made a little "Celebrity Gossip" section on my site where you can read all my billion dollar thoughts on the beautiful ones.

Be sure to add this link on your bookmarks and/or keep refreshing it every once in a while. I’ll post all my Grammy-related entries there. Just give me some time to get my act together. There’s gonna be a lot and I don’t want to clutter my BEAUTIFUL homepage with photos of badly-dressed, overpaid larks who can sing do re mi fa so la ti do do do better than me.


I love you all!

4:13 pm

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12/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion and Style, Shopping Guide, Travel Guide

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