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4:57 am

Bryanboy Loves: Olsen Twins

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Bryanboy Loves: Olsen Twins

Ashley (left) is soo fucking chic. You know I love dead animals. God I love these twins. Proof that all the money in the world can (sometimes) buy you style.

Raise your hands if you want to kidnap them.


Source

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2:36 am

Spice Girls: GIRL POWER IS BACK!!!!!!

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

GIRL POWER IS BACK!!!!

So tell me, where did I hide my Union Jack dress and 6-inch platform sneakers again? Pure 90s resurrection! Girl Power is back!

The tune of a thousand pre-pubescent German girls singing "I’ll tell you vat I vant, what I veally veally vant" is music to my ears!

Click click click! HI-SEE-YA HOLD TIGHT!

CONTINUE READING

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9:15 pm

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

16/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Film

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

Oh my god! First you’ve got The Devil Wears Prada and now this. I’m the last person to know that one of my favourite books has been turned into a film and Scarlett Johansson is the star! The Nanny Diaries is one of my favourite books ever. It’s all coming to me now — Nan, Mrs. X, H.H., Grover, etc! I loooove the book! I don’t like admitting it but yeah, I guess I do read afterall… in spite of having only 2 brain cells. Don’t tell anyone though. I like to tell people I don’t read. I’m read to. LOL.

CLICK HERE!

I think I’m gonna take acting classes soon. I need to improve my acting skills so when the time comes, I’m gonna audition to be Giselle Cordero‘s intern. That would be fabulous, groundbreaking third world cinematography right there! Oooooh Best Actress award here I come! LOL.

On the contrary, maybe not. My English skills are atrocious, I don’t have the moolah to support it, I don’t have a sense of style, I can’t pronounce Proenza Schouler without sounding like a drunk Lithuanian saying "fak dat beeetch", I’m almost clueless when it comes to third world celebrities (trust me, they’re not worth knowing. my hemorrhoids flare up every time I think about it), I won’t see the light of the day and I’d get shot left and right by the people I know! Hahahahaha!

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11:28 am

I love Tim Hardaway

16/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

I love Tim Hardaway

Where is Tim Hardaway when you need him? Count me in for hate crime — I’d loove to bash these faggots’ faces. Ugh!

Remember… god hates fags!

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3:53 am

Photochop is Steven Tyler’s BFF

15/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Photochop is Steven Tyler’s BFF

Gotta love the photochoppers at Sports Illustrated. For those of you who care… Steven Tyler is lookin’ good and feelin’ great… at 185 years old!

I know what you did last summer. SCREAM!!!!!!

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2:22 am

RUBY WAX IS THE BOMB!!

15/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

RUBY WAX IS DA BOMB!

I love her. I FUCKING LOVE HER. Ignore the watersports action between Jake and daddy Sir Ian. Ruby is fucking hilarious!

"I’m so sorry. I really apologize to the 110 countries. It means something else in English. It means to "show love".

Bitch is absolutely fabulous!

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11:40 pm

Cease and Desist KIMORA!

14/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Kimora Lee Simmons

Copycat alert! I’ve had far too many dealings with copycats in my hey day (they know who they are) but this one sent a shiver down my spine.

Source: Magnificent MK of Dlisted

 

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11:06 pm

Mariah Flew Economy!

14/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Mimi’s gone wild!

This has got to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard after the whole Anna Nicole paternity extravaganza.


Photo credit: AFP/Getty

"Just say the lines and don’t trip over the furniture," advised Noel Coward. One of my favorites has done it again! Outsmarted the people who are supposed to be "in charge." The very funny Mariah Carey, who signs her notes to me "The Diva Next Door," is down in Tennessee, appearing in a movie about two brothers on a road trip in search of their estranged dad. Mariah learned a Southern accent for "Tennessee," the movie that includes Bernie Mac, James D’Arcy, Bill Sage, Chris Browning, Luce Rains and Gregory Peck’s grandson, Ethan Peck & more. The director is Aaron Woodley, and the producer is my good friend Lee Daniels, who did such a masterful job helping Halle Berry win the Oscar for "Monster’s Ball." This movie is being made "on  a shoestring," so Mariah was asked to fly down to location in economy class. Those who knew her just about fainted, saying, "She’ll never do that!"

Mariah had the last laugh.

She did it.

She bought out every seat in economy and flew alone in the economy cabin.

Source: ONTD

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8:11 pm

Beyonce for Sports Illustrated

14/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Beyonce? Swimsuit Edition? Sports Illustrated?

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SNEJANA ONOPKA BE ON THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO PHOTOSHOP FAT BITCHES WHEN THEY COULD PUT SLENDER MOTHER FUCKERS INSTEAD. I GUESS THEY NEED TO SELL COPIES SO PUT A FAMOUS PERSON ON THE COVER. BAH.

Ok, fine. The people who read Sports Illustrated anyway are horny, testosterone-charged males from bumfuck America who like their women fleshy and fat.

Beyonce does look hot on that photo though.

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11:01 pm

Jennifer Hudson? Vogue?

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

What the hell is the world coming into?

I cannot believe the people at Wintour & Co. are sackriding the booty of this fat bitch. There are soo many people out there who are worthy of a Vogue cover. Barf!

Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars?

This would NEVER happen if Miranda was Editor in Chief.

[Edit: 12:30AM: Ok, ok it IS Jennifer Hudson. Not Houston. God. That's how MUCH I know about her nasty ho bag ass. Ugh!]

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