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11:55 am

2007 Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

022607_oscars1_12007 Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson

Clearly this bulldozer of a woman is on a roll. She bagged it! She fucking bagged it!


"It should’ve been me!"

If I was Beyonce, I would’ve stormed to the stage and spiked Jennifer’s Hudson face with cyanide right then and there.

Burn bitch, burn in hell! I fucking hate you!

You know, I was watching the Tyra show the other day where Tyra interviewed Jennifer Hudson and that big fat bimbo (Hudson, not Tyra) was soo full of herself. I wanted to slap her right then and there. NO OUNCE OF HUMILITY WHATSOEVER. I could only wish death upon this bitch. Good ol’ Aliya Aleeyah Ali-yeah (whatever her name is) style. You know — private plane, EXCESSIVE baggage and all. Ugh! I hate her!!!!

(Photo credit: Reuters)

Cate Blanchett was robbed!

P.S. George Clooney please molest me. I’m yours!!! I don’t really like you or any old man for that matter but you were lookin soooo fucking hot out there. Now I know why all the women around the world finger their wet beaver-haired vaginas late at night thinking of you.

6:03 am

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

19/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

Someone tell Paris to lay off the jizz. The last thing you want on your face is hot, thick, creamy, milky white population paste.

More more more! How do you like it, how do you like it? More more more!


1:56 am

Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!

19/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!

This is absolutely revolting. What is up with Britney’s publicity stunts as of late? Desperate fucking woman. I’m sure you’ve heard by now that good ol’ Britney Spears shaved her head.

Pay a million bucks and you get a lighter AND a red bull can absolutely free!


8:42 am

Protected: Britney Spears? Rehab?

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

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8:16 am

Austrians don’t like Paris Hilton

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Oh dear. Looks like a bunch of wild Austrians went wild in Vienna and threw lipstick and cigarette butts to her majesty, Paris Hilton.

4:57 am

Bryanboy Loves: Olsen Twins

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Bryanboy Loves: Olsen Twins

Ashley (left) is soo fucking chic. You know I love dead animals. God I love these twins. Proof that all the money in the world can (sometimes) buy you style.

Raise your hands if you want to kidnap them.


2:36 am

Spice Girls: GIRL POWER IS BACK!!!!!!

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip


So tell me, where did I hide my Union Jack dress and 6-inch platform sneakers again? Pure 90s resurrection! Girl Power is back!

The tune of a thousand pre-pubescent German girls singing "I’ll tell you vat I vant, what I veally veally vant" is music to my ears!

Click click click! HI-SEE-YA HOLD TIGHT!


9:15 pm

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

16/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Film

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

Oh my god! First you’ve got The Devil Wears Prada and now this. I’m the last person to know that one of my favourite books has been turned into a film and Scarlett Johansson is the star! The Nanny Diaries is one of my favourite books ever. It’s all coming to me now — Nan, Mrs. X, H.H., Grover, etc! I loooove the book! I don’t like admitting it but yeah, I guess I do read afterall… in spite of having only 2 brain cells. Don’t tell anyone though. I like to tell people I don’t read. I’m read to. LOL.


I think I’m gonna take acting classes soon. I need to improve my acting skills so when the time comes, I’m gonna audition to be Giselle Cordero‘s intern. That would be fabulous, groundbreaking third world cinematography right there! Oooooh Best Actress award here I come! LOL.

On the contrary, maybe not. My English skills are atrocious, I don’t have the moolah to support it, I don’t have a sense of style, I can’t pronounce Proenza Schouler without sounding like a drunk Lithuanian saying "fak dat beeetch", I’m almost clueless when it comes to third world celebrities (trust me, they’re not worth knowing. my hemorrhoids flare up every time I think about it), I won’t see the light of the day and I’d get shot left and right by the people I know! Hahahahaha!

11:28 am

I love Tim Hardaway

16/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

I love Tim Hardaway

Where is Tim Hardaway when you need him? Count me in for hate crime — I’d loove to bash these faggots’ faces. Ugh!

Remember… god hates fags!

3:53 am

Photochop is Steven Tyler’s BFF

15/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Photochop is Steven Tyler’s BFF

Gotta love the photochoppers at Sports Illustrated. For those of you who care… Steven Tyler is lookin’ good and feelin’ great… at 185 years old!

I know what you did last summer. SCREAM!!!!!!