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2007 Academy Awards: Designer Extravaganza

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion

2007 Academy Awards: Designer Extravaganza

You’ve seen the action — Hollywood’s royalty in their oh-so-bjaw-dropping bling, fabulous clutches, fantastic makeup, amazing hair and of course, some of the world’s finest couture. Here’s a partial listing of the lucky designers the beautiful ones have chosen. Feel free to post a comment if I missed out on something and/or inaccuracies.

Click click click for a comprehensive listing of what they wore on this year’s Academy Awards!

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4:53 pm

2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Lopez

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez really looks dazzling in her Marchesa ensemble. I’m telling you — she really mastered the art of using all that bling in a tasteful manner, unlike Beyonce. Now if only she can do something about the frankenstein beside her…

The dress. The hair. The jewels. The clutch. The bling. Beautiful I tell you. Beautiful!

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2:44 pm

2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Hudson LOOKS LIKE A BAKED POTATO

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion

2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Hudson (OH YES)

Allow me to indulge in being jealous and envious of other people’s success. I know it’s terrible and nasty but hey, at least I’m soo honest about it and I don’t hide behind anonymity. Hahahaha! Admit it — we all do it anyway, the only difference is that I have the balls to put my name and my face behind my vitriol and bitchery.

Now.

Is it just me or does Jennifer Hudson look like a fucking baked potato with her outfit? The silver tin foil bolero and the shiteous turd dress?

Yaddi yaddi yadda she won an Oscar and all these fancy schmancy awards including the Vogue cover but I’m with Beyonce on this one — SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BAKED POTATO TO ME!

EDIT (4:00PM): I just read it at TFS that Andre Leon Talley dressed JMUD. My god. I love ATL with all my life but that aluminum foil bolero thing is just a tragedy!




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1:25 pm

2007 Academy Awards: Nicole Kidman

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

2007 Academy Awards: Nicole Kidman

Does she EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER get it wrong? Nicole Kidman is nothing but sensational in her red dress.


Photos courtesy of Celebutopia

Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson on the other hand… Well, let’s not even go there.

Click click click for more photos.

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12:55 pm

2007 Academy Awards: BITCH FIGHT OF THE VOICES!

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

2007 Academy Awards: BITCH FIGHT OF THE VOICES!

Hahahah! I love how these bitches are trying to outdo each other. TEAM BEYONCE!

My god, look at Jennifer Hudson’s boobs. ENORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11:55 am

2007 Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson

26/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

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Clearly this bulldozer of a woman is on a roll. She bagged it! She fucking bagged it!

DID YOU ALL SEE BEYONCE’S FACE DURING JENNIFER’S SPEECH? PRICELESS!

"It should’ve been me!"

If I was Beyonce, I would’ve stormed to the stage and spiked Jennifer’s Hudson face with cyanide right then and there.

Burn bitch, burn in hell! I fucking hate you!

You know, I was watching the Tyra show the other day where Tyra interviewed Jennifer Hudson and that big fat bimbo (Hudson, not Tyra) was soo full of herself. I wanted to slap her right then and there. NO OUNCE OF HUMILITY WHATSOEVER. I could only wish death upon this bitch. Good ol’ Aliya Aleeyah Ali-yeah (whatever her name is) style. You know — private plane, EXCESSIVE baggage and all. Ugh! I hate her!!!!

(Photo credit: Reuters)

Cate Blanchett was robbed!

P.S. George Clooney please molest me. I’m yours!!! I don’t really like you or any old man for that matter but you were lookin soooo fucking hot out there. Now I know why all the women around the world finger their wet beaver-haired vaginas late at night thinking of you.

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6:03 am

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

19/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

Makeup tips from Paris Hilton

Someone tell Paris to lay off the jizz. The last thing you want on your face is hot, thick, creamy, milky white population paste.

More more more! How do you like it, how do you like it? More more more!

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1:56 am

Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!

19/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Shilebrities

Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!

This is absolutely revolting. What is up with Britney’s publicity stunts as of late? Desperate fucking woman. I’m sure you’ve heard by now that good ol’ Britney Spears shaved her head.

Pay a million bucks and you get a lighter AND a red bull can absolutely free!

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8:42 am

Protected: Britney Spears? Rehab?

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

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8:16 am

Austrians don’t like Paris Hilton

17/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Oh dear. Looks like a bunch of wild Austrians went wild in Vienna and threw lipstick and cigarette butts to her majesty, Paris Hilton.

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