NAOMI CAMPBELL: THE MOST FABULOUS JANITRESS IN THE WORLD
ONLY IN AMERICA, MY FRIENDS, ONLY IN AMERICA!!! Anyway, I bet home girl Naomi will mop the floors, janitress uniform on, with a CHINCHILLA STOLE in tow, just the way we like it!
NEW YORK (Reuters) – British beauty Naomi Campbell will swap her catwalk outfits for a broom, gloves and safety vest when she begins mopping floors at New York’s Sanitation Department on March 19, a court official confirmed on Tuesday.
But Campbell, who was sentenced to community service as punishment for throwing her mobile phone at her housekeeper, will serve her five-day sentence indoors. Campbell, 36, has been accused by at least three employees of hitting or otherwise assaulting them. She has blamed her temper on lingering resentment toward her father for abandoning her as a child.
2007 Academy Awards: Worst-Dressed
Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Zhang Ziyi.
Crazy I tell you, crazy!
2007 Academy Awards: Kate Winslet
Kate Winslet in Valentino. She does look good but a little boring. I won’t give the Predictable Polly award to her though. Her Valentino dress looks great and the colour suits her. She definitely represents understated elegance.
Handbag is vile. Totally ruined the look. She should’ve gone for the Celestina mother-of-pearl clutch that I wanted.
2007 Academy Awards: Emily Blunt
God I love her. Obviously her diet is working because she looks wayyy thinner compared to the Golden Globes. Cube of cheese, anyone? I really love the dress on her and the color suits her. Sheer elegance. She should’ve chucked that bracelet though and gone arm candy free.
She’s really beautiful, isn’t she?
2007 Academy Awards: Designer Extravaganza
You’ve seen the action — Hollywood’s royalty in their oh-so-bjaw-dropping bling, fabulous clutches, fantastic makeup, amazing hair and of course, some of the world’s finest couture. Here’s a partial listing of the lucky designers the beautiful ones have chosen. Feel free to post a comment if I missed out on something and/or inaccuracies.
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2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez really looks dazzling in her Marchesa ensemble. I’m telling you — she really mastered the art of using all that bling in a tasteful manner, unlike Beyonce. Now if only she can do something about the frankenstein beside her…
The dress. The hair. The jewels. The clutch. The bling. Beautiful I tell you. Beautiful!
2007 Academy Awards: Jennifer Hudson (OH YES)
Allow me to indulge in being jealous and envious of other people’s success. I know it’s terrible and nasty but hey, at least I’m soo honest about it and I don’t hide behind anonymity. Hahahaha! Admit it — we all do it anyway, the only difference is that I have the balls to put my name and my face behind my vitriol and bitchery.
Is it just me or does Jennifer Hudson look like a fucking baked potato with her outfit? The silver tin foil bolero and the shiteous turd dress?
Yaddi yaddi yadda she won an Oscar and all these fancy schmancy awards including the Vogue cover but I’m with Beyonce on this one — SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BAKED POTATO TO ME!
EDIT (4:00PM): I just read it at TFS that Andre Leon Talley dressed JMUD. My god. I love ATL with all my life but that aluminum foil bolero thing is just a tragedy!
2007 Academy Awards: Nicole Kidman
Does she EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER get it wrong? Nicole Kidman is nothing but sensational in her red dress.
Photos courtesy of Celebutopia
Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson on the other hand… Well, let’s not even go there.
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2007 Academy Awards: BITCH FIGHT OF THE VOICES!
Hahahah! I love how these bitches are trying to outdo each other. TEAM BEYONCE!
My god, look at Jennifer Hudson’s boobs. ENORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!