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2:11 am

Paris Hilton Bonanza!

09/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Bonanza!

3:10AM UPDATE: SHE’S GONE BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been going on for hours now and I pretty much stopped whatever it is that I was doing. I really should hit the sack but I can’t wait to know what’s gonna happen to Paris. If I were you, hop over to TMZ and X17 and keep refreshing that page every few minutes for LIVE coverage of the whole Paris ordeal. This is WAYYY better than crystal meth y’all!

Here’s the latest photo of Paris as she’s escorted to go back to court. Look at the clothes! I fucking love it!

Update/edit:

Ok. After seeing this photo, I *really* do feel sorry for her. Imagine being alone in a police car. I hope she learns her lesson this time.

Hang in there Paris!! We love you!

11:46 am

Paris oh Paris Hilton

05/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris oh Paris Hilton

I’m sure you all know that Paris went to prison yesterday. Here’s her booking photo.

Hang in there gorgeous. We love you!

2:12 am

Penelope Cruz is too self-obsessed

18/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Penelope Cruz is too self-obsessed

I bet you a million dollars she won’t even bat an eyelash if ever you’re getting murdered in her presence. I’m sure you’ve seen the latest from John Galliano and the House of Dior so I won’t elaborate any further. I’ll save my review for a later time.

By the meantime, does anyone have videos of the latest cruise/resort collection? I know Dior edits (duh) before they put em up on the site. I wanna see the models fall! It’s always fun to see damn ho-bags trip down the runway. I mean, it really hurts to watch all these damn gorgeous and good-looking expensive bitches in damn gorgeous and expensive-looking good clothes… the only way to commensurate my misery is to see them fall. Like Jessica Stam for Chloe. Just kidding.

1:50 pm

Sienna Miller is a hairy gorilla

05/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Sienna Miller is a hairy gorilla

Look at all that fur on her arms!!! I swear to god… I didn’t know she was actually THIS hairy!!!! I bet you a million dollars she’s got chest hair. No?


Photo credit: JustJared

1:02 pm

Paris Hilton: 45 days in jail!!!!!

05/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris Hilton: 45 days in jail!!!!!

This is too good to be true! Oh my god!! Oh my fucking god!! I honestly can’t believe it! Poor Paris. I love her to death but man this is harsh. Maybe she should move to the third world instead? We’re the most corrupt country in Asia — everyone from cops to the city prosecutors to judges to politicians can be bribed!


Source: Reuters

I hope Paris learns her lesson. I mean really, when you think about it, she’s got all the mucho manola $$$ in the world… hollywood celebs should have their own drivers etc.

12:55 am

Amy Winehouse and her legs

27/04/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Amy Winehouse and her legs

With all that food on her hand, I vote for drug abuse and bulimia. Who is Amy Winehouse anyway and why is she sparking anorexia rumours all over the place? I like her legs. I think they look fabulous. Don’t believe what the fat sycophants at the newspapers whenever they say about those legs being "dangerously thin". Amy should do something about that horrid hair. Now that’s gross. Really gross.

Source

4:10 pm

Obsession du Jour: MIKA

26/04/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Obsession du Jour: MIKA

I thought I’d be better off not joining the Mika bandwagon but I can’t hide it anymore!!!!! I watched a few YouTube videos and I’m sold!!! I bought his latest album, Life in Cartoon Motion for US$9.99 online or 99 cents per song. I know y’all can dowload free mp3s but let’s support this guy because he needs it. He’s a really TALENTED singer. His music is inspiring and I love all of his songs! Don’t be a selfish pratt; let’s make the guy filthy rich because he deserves it. I FUCKING love, love, LOVE Mika!

Sucking too hard on your lollipop or love’s gonna get you down. I try to be like Grace Kelly… but her looks were too sad. So I try a little Freddie… I’ve gone identity mad! This is my interpretation. And don’t… don’t blitz it.

I love MIKA!

Edit: PS. There’s a song for fatties like you and me called "BIG GIRL (YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL)". Get yourself to the butterfly lounge, find yourself a big lady. Big boy come on around, and there be gonna do baby!!! I love it!

12:54 pm

Nicole Richie for Pantene (Mad TV)

24/04/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Nicole Richie for Pantene (Mad TV)

Ir’s been quite awhile since y’all had a Nicole sighting on my blog. I love her!!! Here’s a super old vid of her back when she was morbidly obese. You gotta hand it out to her though — she’s sooo FUNNY!!

I died. DIED DIED DIED when I saw this. Hilarious!!!

7:55 pm

Naomi Campbell: Free at last… and fuck you bitches!

24/03/2007, Celebrity Gossip

032407_naomiNaomi Campbell: Free at last… and fuck you bitches!

Supermodel Naomi Campbell after finishing her final day of community service in New York.

British supermodel Naomi Campbell has been released from a garbage truck garage after completing five days of community service for assaulting her maid.

Campbell sauntered out of the Department of Sanitation facility in Manhattan, making her exit seconds after a garbage truck rolled through the area.

The pavement might as well have been a catwalk: She strutted through in a bare-shouldered, ankle-length shimmering gown and stiletto sandals, then stepped into her silver Rolls Royce and sped away as neighbourhood residents and paparazzi watched.

Watch her work it. She’s perfect!

Source: AP/SMH

7:02 pm

What, what, in the butt!

24/03/2007, Celebrity Gossip

What, what, in the butt!

Oh my god. I died. Died, died, died, died died. I died when I saw this video. This has got to be the most gayest song I’ve heard in my entire life. I love it. I FUCKING LOVE IT! IT’S FABULOUS!!! I am soo gonna pirate a copy of this track and upload it to my iPod. I need this to mince the streets of the third world!

Sing after me: You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt. You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt. You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt. You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt. Let’s do it in the butt. Oh-kay!