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6:27 am

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

18/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

You know, it’s not just me who says you know on tv interviews, you know? Prince William, you know, does it too, you know?

I looove their accents. God damn I’ve got cum splattered on my table as I’m typing this.

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3:02 am

Brad Pitt

15/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Brad Pitt

I don’t understand why EVERYONE loves Brad Pitt. I don’t get it. I swear to god, cross my heart, I’ve never really found him attractive. Never have, never will.


Photo credit: Just Jared/Getty

What’s so special about him? He’s getting a bit old, no?

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10:18 pm

You have got to be kidding me.

14/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You have got to be kidding me.

So tell me, why does Ruffa Gutierrez Bektas Daloia deserve THREE, FULL-TIME police officers to be on her beck and call as PERSONAL BODYGUARDS? I know she said her ex-husband Yilmaz threatened to "pay someone in the Philippines to kill" her but whatevs. Why should my — and my fellow brown monkey’s taxes — go to someone like, well, Ruffa, who is synonymous to a swarovski AND (emphasis on the AND) cavalli lifestyle?

I swear to god, Paris Hilton should fucking move to my neck of the woods. Celebrity justice prevails here. It really shows how CRAP the government is. I thought I’d write this post after reading several blogs voicing their outrage over this ridiculous thing. Whatever happened to their tax evasion case? And now bigamy?

I’m sure you’re a nice person Ruffa (we’ve never met but you were like 3 feet away from me at an event and you were larger than life, overcompensating bling and all), but why, pray tell, should the public pay for YOUR security when you’re the one who aired your dirty laundry in public? You are NOT a government official, you are NOT a public servant, you are NOT a witness in trial and you are certainly not a diplomat. I say get your OWN bodyguards if you are worried about safety and security. Sell your Elie Saab on eBay if you must. This is absolutely outrageous and a complete waste of taxpayers’ money.

PS: Here’s what other bloggers have to say: here, here, here, here and here.   

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4:51 am

Fly Naked with Reichen Lehmkuhl and Mitsubishi!!

14/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Fly Naked with Reichen Lehmkuhl

You have got to be kidding me. Wanna know what’s worse than a celebrity-cum-designer? Piss easy. A D-List celebrity-cum-designer. Someone please, for the life of god, put an end to this ridiculous trend!!!

"From out actor/model/author – and pilot – Reichen Lehmkuhl comes this sleek, sexy titanium jewelry collection for men.  Inspired by Reichen’s love of flight, these distinctive designs take off from such aviation motifs as wings and propellers, made of strong yet lightweight titanium:  the same material used to build aircraft.  Be bold, be strong, be true to yourself.  Discover what it means to Fly Naked."

Click click to see some of Lance Bass Princess Frostylocks’ ex-boyfriend’s accessories!

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2:29 pm

Meet Richard Daloia

12/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Meet Richard Daloia

This blog entry is for Chuvaness.

I don’t know what this whole fuzz is about in the third world but I went to MySpace, searched for "Richard Daloia" and found this. He’s 48 years old, from Rochester, NY and he’s in the "entertainment industry". I’ll leave it up to you to connect the dots. All of the photos came from Richard Daloia’s MySpace profile.

[EDIT: 06/13/07 1:08AM - As I've said, I'll leave it up to you to decide whether the guy on Myspace is the same as the "Richard Daloia" everyone is talking about.]

Click click click!

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2:11 am

Paris Hilton Bonanza!

09/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Bonanza!

3:10AM UPDATE: SHE’S GONE BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been going on for hours now and I pretty much stopped whatever it is that I was doing. I really should hit the sack but I can’t wait to know what’s gonna happen to Paris. If I were you, hop over to TMZ and X17 and keep refreshing that page every few minutes for LIVE coverage of the whole Paris ordeal. This is WAYYY better than crystal meth y’all!

Here’s the latest photo of Paris as she’s escorted to go back to court. Look at the clothes! I fucking love it!

Update/edit:

Ok. After seeing this photo, I *really* do feel sorry for her. Imagine being alone in a police car. I hope she learns her lesson this time.

Hang in there Paris!! We love you!

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11:46 am

Paris oh Paris Hilton

05/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris oh Paris Hilton

I’m sure you all know that Paris went to prison yesterday. Here’s her booking photo.

Hang in there gorgeous. We love you!

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2:12 am

Penelope Cruz is too self-obsessed

18/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Penelope Cruz is too self-obsessed

I bet you a million dollars she won’t even bat an eyelash if ever you’re getting murdered in her presence. I’m sure you’ve seen the latest from John Galliano and the House of Dior so I won’t elaborate any further. I’ll save my review for a later time.

By the meantime, does anyone have videos of the latest cruise/resort collection? I know Dior edits (duh) before they put em up on the site. I wanna see the models fall! It’s always fun to see damn ho-bags trip down the runway. I mean, it really hurts to watch all these damn gorgeous and good-looking expensive bitches in damn gorgeous and expensive-looking good clothes… the only way to commensurate my misery is to see them fall. Like Jessica Stam for Chloe. Just kidding.

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1:50 pm

Sienna Miller is a hairy gorilla

05/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Sienna Miller is a hairy gorilla

Look at all that fur on her arms!!! I swear to god… I didn’t know she was actually THIS hairy!!!! I bet you a million dollars she’s got chest hair. No?


Photo credit: JustJared

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1:02 pm

Paris Hilton: 45 days in jail!!!!!

05/05/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris Hilton: 45 days in jail!!!!!

This is too good to be true! Oh my god!! Oh my fucking god!! I honestly can’t believe it! Poor Paris. I love her to death but man this is harsh. Maybe she should move to the third world instead? We’re the most corrupt country in Asia — everyone from cops to the city prosecutors to judges to politicians can be bribed!


Source: Reuters

I hope Paris learns her lesson. I mean really, when you think about it, she’s got all the mucho manola $$$ in the world… hollywood celebs should have their own drivers etc.

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