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1:57 pm

Meet Pedro Andrade

08/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Meet Pedro Andrade

Oh my god. OH MY GOD! EEEEEW! Have you seen Lance Bass’ latest boyfriend? After he ditched that male slut Reichen, he went straight to another model’s cockerel and his name is Pedro Andrade.

pedro andrade

lance bass, pedro andrade
via Dlisted

I wanna throw up. What is the world coming into? Some Z-list has-been popstar and a slut model looking for fame. Blah. I hope they catch aids and die a painful, slow death.

Heck, I hope they die in a crossfire.

10:45 am

OMG Perez Hilton loves YEMA!!!!

02/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

OMG Perez Hilton loves YEMA!!!!

OMG I died. Here’s a little vid for those of you out there in the third world. My buddy Perez loves solidified condensed milk (SHIT I LOVE IT TOO!!!)…. punyeta, in my country, we call it YEMA!!! HAHAHAHA!

MMMMMMM. I haven’t had yema in AGES!!!! I would totally have yema right now but I can’t risk my figure. Eeek!

9:52 am

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine

28/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip, nicole richie

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine

Here’s Nicole Richie on the cover of August 2007 Nylon. I love Nicole but she looks TERRIBLE on this photo.

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine - August 2007

Reality TV star NICOLE RICHIE never came close to becoming a homeless junkie stereotype during her years of drug abuse – because she always kept her shoes on and distanced herself form "crazy crackheads". The socialite entered rehab in 2003 after she was arrested and charged with heroin possession. She has since spoken candidly about her addiction. But she admits her experiences of drug addiction were nothing close to the one peddled in the media, and her lifestyle was nothing like that of a typical drug addict. She tells U.S. magazine Nylon, "When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
–Contact Music

PS. Will someone please send me oxycontin by mail? I wanna try that shit. For real.

5:46 pm

This is why I love Paris Hilton

26/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

This is why I love Paris Hilton

You really have to hand it to her. Bitch just got out of jail and she’s still posing and smiling at the thousands of paps and LOVING EVERY SINGLE SECOND of it.


Source: TMZ

5:24 pm

Paris Hilton is a free woman!

26/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris Hilton is a free woman!

She’s baaaaaaaaaaack!


Source: TMZ

Someone just turn her into a saint already. Look at the GINORMOUS amount of media people… nobody does it better than good ol’ Paris.

That’s hot!

6:27 am

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

18/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

You know, it’s not just me who says you know on tv interviews, you know? Prince William, you know, does it too, you know?

I looove their accents. God damn I’ve got cum splattered on my table as I’m typing this.

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3:02 am

Brad Pitt

15/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Brad Pitt

I don’t understand why EVERYONE loves Brad Pitt. I don’t get it. I swear to god, cross my heart, I’ve never really found him attractive. Never have, never will.


Photo credit: Just Jared/Getty

What’s so special about him? He’s getting a bit old, no?

10:18 pm

You have got to be kidding me.

14/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You have got to be kidding me.

So tell me, why does Ruffa Gutierrez Bektas Daloia deserve THREE, FULL-TIME police officers to be on her beck and call as PERSONAL BODYGUARDS? I know she said her ex-husband Yilmaz threatened to "pay someone in the Philippines to kill" her but whatevs. Why should my — and my fellow brown monkey’s taxes — go to someone like, well, Ruffa, who is synonymous to a swarovski AND (emphasis on the AND) cavalli lifestyle?

I swear to god, Paris Hilton should fucking move to my neck of the woods. Celebrity justice prevails here. It really shows how CRAP the government is. I thought I’d write this post after reading several blogs voicing their outrage over this ridiculous thing. Whatever happened to their tax evasion case? And now bigamy?

I’m sure you’re a nice person Ruffa (we’ve never met but you were like 3 feet away from me at an event and you were larger than life, overcompensating bling and all), but why, pray tell, should the public pay for YOUR security when you’re the one who aired your dirty laundry in public? You are NOT a government official, you are NOT a public servant, you are NOT a witness in trial and you are certainly not a diplomat. I say get your OWN bodyguards if you are worried about safety and security. Sell your Elie Saab on eBay if you must. This is absolutely outrageous and a complete waste of taxpayers’ money.

PS: Here’s what other bloggers have to say: here, here, here, here and here.   

4:51 am

Fly Naked with Reichen Lehmkuhl and Mitsubishi!!

14/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Fly Naked with Reichen Lehmkuhl

You have got to be kidding me. Wanna know what’s worse than a celebrity-cum-designer? Piss easy. A D-List celebrity-cum-designer. Someone please, for the life of god, put an end to this ridiculous trend!!!

"From out actor/model/author – and pilot – Reichen Lehmkuhl comes this sleek, sexy titanium jewelry collection for men.  Inspired by Reichen’s love of flight, these distinctive designs take off from such aviation motifs as wings and propellers, made of strong yet lightweight titanium:  the same material used to build aircraft.  Be bold, be strong, be true to yourself.  Discover what it means to Fly Naked."

Click click to see some of Lance Bass Princess Frostylocks’ ex-boyfriend’s accessories!

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2:29 pm

Meet Richard Daloia

12/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Meet Richard Daloia

This blog entry is for Chuvaness.

I don’t know what this whole fuzz is about in the third world but I went to MySpace, searched for "Richard Daloia" and found this. He’s 48 years old, from Rochester, NY and he’s in the "entertainment industry". I’ll leave it up to you to connect the dots. All of the photos came from Richard Daloia’s MySpace profile.

[EDIT: 06/13/07 1:08AM - As I've said, I'll leave it up to you to decide whether the guy on Myspace is the same as the "Richard Daloia" everyone is talking about.]

Click click click!

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