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3:56 am

What would you do…

03/08/2007, Celebrity Gossip

What would you do…

if you saw Nicole Richie Allegra Versce me chase after you on a motorcycle?

What language is that, anyway??

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1:11 pm

Fashionista Diaries

02/08/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Fashionista Diaries

I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous ad infestation roaming around teh interweb by now. For those of you in Nueva York, did any of you watch Fashionista Diaries last night? Someone please, for the life of god, email me a video of the pilot. I really really really want to see the vid because chances are, it’s not gonna be shown in the third world! I hate it!!! Ugh!! Come to think of it, I really shouldn’t care about it because, after all, they’re only interns at a magazine that went down down down, only to be adopted by what, Cosmo Girl? Please. It’s no French Vogue, it’s no Vogue Italia, it’s no V Magazine, it’s no i-D, it’s no Harper’s Bazaar and it’s definitely not American Vogue but then again, Wintour & Co and all these fat freaks? Please. Don’t make me laugh. I still want to see it though. UGH!!! It’s killing me!!!!!!!!

Fashionista Diaries

Look at them. Every single one of them weighs at least 200 pounds each (ok, maybe I was being harsh, isn’t it ironic how the lady in the COW print dress is the thinnest one of them?) and they all look like manufactured D-list celebrities using the fashion industry as a stepping stone for future acting careers. Shame on them. Nothing is sacred in fashion anymore.

Just kidding ;) I WANNA SEE FASHIONISTA DIARIES!!!!!!

Ignore me. I’m sooo jealous much right now. Andre Leon Talley, ADOPT ME. ADOPT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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3:31 am

Britain’s Next Top Model – Cycle 3

30/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Britain’s Next Top Model – Cycle 3

It’s not yet too late to jump on the Britain’s Next Top Model bandwagon. Only the Brits can deliver 110% pure bitchiness and filth; those Canadian, Australian and American girls have nothing on these foulmouthed lasses from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and for that, I’m totally hooked.

Britain's Next Top Model Cycle 3

The show is currently ongoing so expect major updates over the next few weeks as they come but go ahead and add the Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 episode guide at Fashvids. There’s four episodes right now, fyi. Heck, one of my favourite fashion editors ever, Mizzz Hilary Alexander, made a cameo appearance… same with Janice Dickinson… so what are you waiting for? Watch the vids and get hooked!

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6:13 am

Obsession Du Jour: Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3

12/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Obsession Du Jour: Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3

Here’s the latest addition to the Fash Vids video family. God damn I’m turning into a Next Top Model junkie! Britain’s Next Top Model looks promising, my favourite Hilary Alexander is there! Check it out, I’ve got Episode 1 and will be adding more episodes as they come.

hilary alexander

I swear to mother fucking god, Hilary Alexander asking sex-related questions (see video #2) is the LAST THING, I SWEAR, LAST THING I EXPECTED FROM THAT WOMAN. SHE’S HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE HER!!!!! I REALLY DO!!!!!! I’ve said it before many, many, many times and I’ll say it once again — she’s the eccentric aunt I never had!!!

Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3, Episode 1

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1:57 pm

Meet Pedro Andrade

08/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Meet Pedro Andrade

Oh my god. OH MY GOD! EEEEEW! Have you seen Lance Bass’ latest boyfriend? After he ditched that male slut Reichen, he went straight to another model’s cockerel and his name is Pedro Andrade.

pedro andrade

lance bass, pedro andrade
via Dlisted

I wanna throw up. What is the world coming into? Some Z-list has-been popstar and a slut model looking for fame. Blah. I hope they catch aids and die a painful, slow death.

Heck, I hope they die in a crossfire.

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10:45 am

OMG Perez Hilton loves YEMA!!!!

02/07/2007, Celebrity Gossip

OMG Perez Hilton loves YEMA!!!!

OMG I died. Here’s a little vid for those of you out there in the third world. My buddy Perez loves solidified condensed milk (SHIT I LOVE IT TOO!!!)…. punyeta, in my country, we call it YEMA!!! HAHAHAHA!

MMMMMMM. I haven’t had yema in AGES!!!! I would totally have yema right now but I can’t risk my figure. Eeek!

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9:52 am

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine

28/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip, nicole richie

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine

Here’s Nicole Richie on the cover of August 2007 Nylon. I love Nicole but she looks TERRIBLE on this photo.

Nicole Richie for Nylon Magazine - August 2007

Reality TV star NICOLE RICHIE never came close to becoming a homeless junkie stereotype during her years of drug abuse – because she always kept her shoes on and distanced herself form "crazy crackheads". The socialite entered rehab in 2003 after she was arrested and charged with heroin possession. She has since spoken candidly about her addiction. But she admits her experiences of drug addiction were nothing close to the one peddled in the media, and her lifestyle was nothing like that of a typical drug addict. She tells U.S. magazine Nylon, "When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
–Contact Music

PS. Will someone please send me oxycontin by mail? I wanna try that shit. For real.

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5:46 pm

This is why I love Paris Hilton

26/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

This is why I love Paris Hilton

You really have to hand it to her. Bitch just got out of jail and she’s still posing and smiling at the thousands of paps and LOVING EVERY SINGLE SECOND of it.


Source: TMZ

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5:24 pm

Paris Hilton is a free woman!

26/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

Paris Hilton is a free woman!

She’s baaaaaaaaaaack!


Source: TMZ

Someone just turn her into a saint already. Look at the GINORMOUS amount of media people… nobody does it better than good ol’ Paris.

That’s hot!

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6:27 am

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

18/06/2007, Celebrity Gossip

You know, Prince Harry is so fucking hot.

You know, it’s not just me who says you know on tv interviews, you know? Prince William, you know, does it too, you know?

I looove their accents. God damn I’ve got cum splattered on my table as I’m typing this.

CONTINUE READING

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