Sienna Miller for US Vogue September 2007
Here’s a preview of the most highly-anticipated magazine issue this year (and American Vogue’s biggest, thickest, heaviest, extra extra large issue ever)… Sienna Miller for September Vogue!!!!
Photo credits: NY Post/Style.com
Here’s a zoom…
Looks like she ended up wearing Marchesa instead of Valentino and the photos she took in Rome will most likely end up as a fashion editorial. After all the hype and Amy Winehouse Vogue cover rumors, can I just say I’m a little disappointed with the cover? Another Hollywood blonde in a white dress. Typical. Predictable. Boring.
In any case, it’s Vogue’s biggest issue ever (840 pages with 727 pages of ads) so I’ll prolly be the first one to get it because at the end of the day, extremely boring and dull covers and whatnot, we still love Vogue.
Remember the old days?
When Sweet Valley was our Gossip Girl, YM was our Teen Vogue and Teenbeat used to be our Us Weekly? Before they had the Zac Efrons and the Shia LaBeoufs, they had….
And who could’ve forgotten Melissa Joan Hart and Larisa Oleynik? I just wish the ground would open up and swallow me alive like right now.
Don’t y’all dare lie to me and tell me you don’t know ANY of these people. I know you do. In fact, I bet some of you still have those Tiger Beat and Teen Beat centrefolds… HAHAHAHA!
I don’t like Josh Hartnett anymore.
Josh Hartnett is one of those guys who I think is really cute amongst the young Hollywood set but after watching this disgusting sleazeball little tramp named "Thea Aquino" do her tricks on him, who was hired to play the role of a stripper on Hartnett’s new film, all I have to say is thanks but no thanks.
According to the TV interview, that girl Thea went "all the way" and went NAKED with Josh Hartnett for 6 hours, wearing nothing but sandals. Also, Josh Harnett wasn’t able to look at her and she didn’t knew what he felt. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY TRANNY WITH CHEAP DENTURES!
Pass me the sick bucket please. I want to throw up.
PS. Can you tell I’m seething with envy?
PPSS. At least they used a "nobody" instead of say, an established third world
whore actress who will prolly use that scene to get extra mileage/bragging rights. Good for you Thea, good for you.
Amy Winehouse for Vogue USA (September 2007)
Just kidding. Thanks, Jezebel, for the laughs.
Amy Winehouse is September Vogue’s Cover Girl???
American Vogue, that is. When I first saw the headline, I was like…. WHATTT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Amy Winehouse is to appear on the front cover of American Vogue.
The ‘Rehab’ singer was chosen by the fashion bible’s editor Anna Wintour to grace the cover after Wintour fell in love with Amy’s album ‘Back to Black’.
An insider told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: "An order from Anna Wintour is like a royal command and the order was ‘get me Amy.’
"Anna loved Amy’s album so much that she just had to have her. But at the end of the day, it’s not just about her music, it’s about her rawness, her unique style and her outspokenness. She’s very much a one-off – but incredibly talented with it."
The pictures were taken by world-renowned photographer Bruce Weber and Amy will be the magazine’s cover girl for the September issue, traditionally the best-selling copy of the year.
A source added to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: "Wintour was instantly delighted with the outcome and thought Amy oozed cool."
I’m calling my newsagents first thing tomorrow morning to reserve me a copy. I can’t wait to see Anna’s magic.
To be honest with you, if this rumor was true, I think it’s a very bold and very refreshing move from Wintour & Co. I am SOOOO sick of seeing the same old boring, bland Hollywood blonde on the cover of Vogue. You know the usual suspects.
I’m telling y’all, isn’t 2007 a banner year for FASHYONNNNN??
What would you do…
if you saw
Nicole Richie Allegra Versce me chase after you on a motorcycle?
What language is that, anyway??
I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous ad infestation roaming around teh interweb by now. For those of you in Nueva York, did any of you watch Fashionista Diaries last night? Someone please, for the life of god, email me a video of the pilot. I really really really want to see the vid because chances are, it’s not gonna be shown in the third world! I hate it!!! Ugh!! Come to think of it, I really shouldn’t care about it because, after all, they’re only interns at a magazine that went down down down, only to be adopted by what, Cosmo Girl? Please. It’s no French Vogue, it’s no Vogue Italia, it’s no V Magazine, it’s no i-D, it’s no Harper’s Bazaar and it’s definitely not American Vogue but then again, Wintour & Co and all these fat freaks? Please. Don’t make me laugh. I still want to see it though. UGH!!! It’s killing me!!!!!!!!
Look at them. Every single one of them weighs at least 200 pounds each (ok, maybe I was being harsh, isn’t it ironic how the lady in the COW print dress is the thinnest one of them?) and they all look like manufactured D-list celebrities using the fashion industry as a stepping stone for future acting careers. Shame on them. Nothing is sacred in fashion anymore.
Just kidding ;) I WANNA SEE FASHIONISTA DIARIES!!!!!!
Ignore me. I’m sooo jealous much right now. Andre Leon Talley, ADOPT ME. ADOPT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Britain’s Next Top Model – Cycle 3
It’s not yet too late to jump on the Britain’s Next Top Model bandwagon. Only the Brits can deliver 110% pure bitchiness and filth; those Canadian, Australian and American girls have nothing on these foulmouthed lasses from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and for that, I’m totally hooked.
The show is currently ongoing so expect major updates over the next few weeks as they come but go ahead and add the Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 episode guide at Fashvids. There’s four episodes right now, fyi. Heck, one of my favourite fashion editors ever, Mizzz Hilary Alexander, made a cameo appearance… same with Janice Dickinson… so what are you waiting for? Watch the vids and get hooked!
Obsession Du Jour: Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3
Here’s the latest addition to the Fash Vids video family. God damn I’m turning into a Next Top Model junkie! Britain’s Next Top Model looks promising, my favourite Hilary Alexander is there! Check it out, I’ve got Episode 1 and will be adding more episodes as they come.
I swear to mother fucking god, Hilary Alexander asking sex-related questions (see video #2) is the LAST THING, I SWEAR, LAST THING I EXPECTED FROM THAT WOMAN. SHE’S HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE HER!!!!! I REALLY DO!!!!!! I’ve said it before many, many, many times and I’ll say it once again — she’s the eccentric aunt I never had!!!
Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 3, Episode 1
Meet Pedro Andrade
Oh my god. OH MY GOD! EEEEEW! Have you seen Lance Bass’ latest boyfriend? After he ditched that male slut Reichen, he went straight to another model’s cockerel and his name is Pedro Andrade.
I wanna throw up. What is the world coming into? Some Z-list has-been popstar and a slut model looking for fame. Blah. I hope they catch aids and die a painful, slow death.
Heck, I hope they die in a crossfire.