To be quite honest with you, I think this is more severe than a regular skin disease. She’s literally deteriorating right in front of our eyes!
I’m not sure whether you remember the latest season of Project Runway but remember the HIV+ guy whose face blew up because he had staph infection and pus was leaking out everywhere? That’s what Daily News reported and I cannot help but wonder whether Amy Winehouse is suffering from the same thing.
2008 Academy Awards Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard
Another year, another selection of safe and boring choices made by the usual Hollybore suspects. As far as my humble opinion is concerned, I think Marion Cotillard deserves this year’s Best Dressed award. I love her Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture gown! Girl you are fierce!
Work it! Work that Best Actress Oscar award, Work Marion Cotillard, work!
Big, big, big, big congratulations to Marion! You are amazing!
Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards
WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT, MY DEAR FRIEND, IS THE OFFICIAL END OF VALENTINO’S ERA. SHAME ON YOU MILEY CIRUS, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no she didn’t. The venerable Nan Kempner must be rolling in her grave as I’m typing this. Ultra-exclusive and ultra-discreet secret haute couture club members around the world are probably popping xanax and clonazepam because of this Valentino disaster.
I know it’s VERY wrong to hate (sorry guys) on a 15-year old girl but fucking hell. Congratulations, Miley Cirus AKA HANNAH MONTANA for single-handedly murdering one of Valentino’s last haute couture gowns for EVERYBODY. Ruined, I tell you, ruined!
Is that the foul smell of haute couture order cancellations littering the air? Click click click for more evidence of this monstrosity.
Fuck me with a fruitcake. I’m going through over 400 blogs right now using my blog reader and found this via Perez:
"… is escorted by a friend out of London’s Nobu Berkely restaurant…"
HELLO! Julien MacDonald is a totally important British fashion designer. I have no words. This is unbelievable. Julien MacDonald are you out of your mind??? What’s next, Miuccia Prada and Jason Biggs? Marc Jacobs and Bryanboy? Hedi Slimane and Stifler’s mom?
Today is the day I’m gonna defy my personal Britney ban to bring you…
15 police cars, 3 ambulances, a dozen helicopters. I have no words, really. The world has gone insane the same way Britney did. Poor girl. Poor, poor, poor sad girl.
On the contrary, I’m back from my blogging holiday!
Say hello to the newest member of the celebrity DUI club. I really don’t understand why these bitches don’t have drivers. Why oh why oh why oh why can’t they be like the Olsen Twins? Or Naomi Campbell? Or Kate Moss? Hello! Driving is so pedestrian, if you know what I mean. To be quite honest, I would rather stay at the back of the car instead of driving!
"TMZ has confirmed that Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI,
possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license."
Hilarious. Can’t wait to see what Mischa Barton’s mugshot looks like. (Update – 4:08AM: I have the mugshot!! Will keep you posted in a bit.) Time to hook my fat ass on the webcam again. This is SO gonna be good. Just for your reference…
I know my voice sounds like nails carving a chalk board and I couldn’t sing to save my life but listen to Nick Patera.
OMG.
IS THAT A MAN???? Sorry but I can’t stop laughing. I have images of HIM behind those 1-900 phone sex chat lines with guys jacking off thinking they’re speaking to a girl.
Holy statutory pregnancy batman! I’m sorry. I can’t resist. I know I have a Britney ban on my site but that doesn’t mean I can’t blog about her 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Allow me to indulge and interrupt our usual faggotry to report what I read before I went to bed last night.
YES MY MINIONS, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, 16 years old, is KNOCKED UP!
Girl, RIP to your hymen.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let’s just hope she’s a better mother than Britney.
But who am I to judge? I’m **not** the one who earns US$700,000 a month! LOL
Just a reminder: PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND STAY CELIBATE Y’ALL! ENOUGH BAREBACKIN FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!
PS. Lily Allen is also pregnant. WHY IS EVERYONE PREGNANT THESE DAYS? I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN 7 MONTHS, I’m 25 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP TOO!!!!
I just finished downloading the latest episode of Ugly Betty (A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding) on iTunes (gotta love the season pass; the free online thing only works for US residents) and oh my god, I want a hairy fat boyfriend!!! I want one NOW!!!!! I’m gonna be one of those chubby-chasing gaysians who don’t know any better. Fatty Patty Boom Boom for the mother fucking win!
Marc: Amanda, no jokes. I’m freaking out! I introduced him to everyone as my boyfriend and I have no idea what’s gonna walk through that door. Amanda: Sweetie, relax. he can’t fit through those doors. *cue: I beeeeliiiive in mirahhh-kahhllssss* Marc: Woahhhhhhhhhhh Amanda: Transfatty!!!! More than what meets the eye.
The look on Marc’s face is priceless when he saw his boyfriend transform from this…
OK. I have to admit this has got to be one of my favourite Ugly Betty episodes ever. Amanda’s lines were pure gold and she really nailed it. Boy, we could all learn a lesson or two from her. Click click click!
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