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4:45 pm

Vlada Roslyakova at Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2009

10/09/2008, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion and Style

Vlada Roslyakova at Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2009

Check out Russian superstar Vlada Roslyakova at Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2009.

photo credits: catwalking, marc jacobs, teen vogue

5:50 pm

Kelly Osbourne at Patrik Rzepski Spring 2009 New York

05/09/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Kelly Osbourne at Patrik Rzepski Spring 2009 New York

The Spring 2009 shows finally kicked off at New York Fashion Week… check out Kelly Osbourne (with super hot male model boyfriend Luke Worrall — WHY DON'T I HAVE A MALE MODEL BOYFRIEND OF MY OWN??? THINK OF THE PR!!!!) at the Patrik Rzepski Spring/Summer 2009 show.

Kelly Osbourne with Luke Worrall at the Patrik Rzepski show

I want to know Kelly Osbourne's secret. How on EARTH did she manage to lose all that weight?
Good job Kelly, good job.

3:20 pm

Sticky & Sweet Madonna for Givenchy

24/08/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Madonna for Givenchy

Sticky and sweet my ass, how does this make you feel?

Givenchy, Fall 2008 Madonna


Madonna, Givenchy Fall 2008

Well, what do you think?

1:41 am

Dita Von Teese in Manila

08/08/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Dita Von Teese

As some of you already know, Dita Von Teese is currently here in Manila.

For about US$200,000 (or 8 million pesoses), Dita was flown here by top Filipino cosmetic surgeon Dr. Vicky Belo to celebrate 18 years of service. Here's a photo of Dita Von Teese performing at Dr. Vicky's Venetian Themed Ball.

Dita Von Teese in Manila
Photo: Thefashpack

Dita is soo pretty!

9:32 am

Equestrian/Riding Boots, Carla Bruni for Vanity Fair September 2008

30/07/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Carla Bruni for Vanity Fair September 2008

What is the best thing you’ve bought on eBay? Mine has got to be these equestrian boots that I got for $29.99. Cheap eh? I don’t think it can get any better than that. Maybe one day when I become a bajillionaire from blogging I’ll buy a pair from Hermès… or I’ll get a custom-made pair made out of ostrich leather but until then, eBay is my best friend.

Dressage Riding Boots

I don’t own a horse (I wish — I love horses!), it’s hot in the third world and I’m not gonna ride a horse any time soon so what the hell do I need these boots for, you ask? Well, have you seen the latest cover of Vanity Fair magazine? Check it out. It’s Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France no less.

Carla Bruni, Vanity Fair September 2008 Style Issue

Now all I need to do is find a super wealthy friend with a super gold-gilded home so I’ll take my super silly self for a good ol’ super duper photo op. Fun eh?

4:05 pm

Rachel Bilson’s Chanel Wayfarer Sunglasses

22/07/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Caption This

Stop what you are doing right now and analyze.

Rachel Bilson, Chanel green wayfarers

So tell me buddy, how does Rachel Bilson (in Chanel wayfarers) make you feel?

4:22 am

What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker’s MOLE?

17/07/2008, Celebrity Gossip

What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker’s MOLE?

As a young child, I would often get into big, huge, big, HUGE arguments with my mother about Cindy Crawford’s mole. I insisted her mole was fake because I saw countless photos of her with and without her mole.

Cindy Crawford Mole

During my late teens (and for as long as I remember), Enrique Iglesias’ mole annoyed the SHIT out of me. Such an enormous flaw on a very pretty face. His ginormous mole reminded me of our President, her molexcellency, the fuglia Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo whose mole is so big it has its own zip code. Read my lips woman, that shit ain’t no mole… that’s a bloody wart! I’m so glad Enrique got rid of his mole though.

Enrique Iglesias Mole, President GMA Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Mole

Speaking of mole removals, it seems as if Sarah Jessica Parker got rid of her trademark mole.

Sarah Jessica Parker Mole Removal

OH NO SHE DIDN’T! I used to dislike her mole but I learned to appreciate it over the years. Her mole deserves a friggin award AND a bloody Upper East Side mansion! I can’t believe she got rid of it. *sigh*

2:54 pm

Chace Crawford: Before and After

26/06/2008, Celebrity Gossip

Chace Crawford: Before and After

How do you feel about Chace Crawford?

Chace Crawford gay, Gossip Girl

Yes they are the same person! Looks like someone went through a very awkward (and very camptastic fruity) gay twink stage. That smile is SOOO flaming!

9:05 pm

Christina Ricci @ The Met’s Costume Institute Gala

08/05/2008, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion and Style

Christina Ricci @ The Met’s Costume Institute Gala

One word: FEROCIOUS!

Christina Ricci in Givenchy, Met Costume Institute Gala

Christina Ricci

I’m not a big Christina Ricci fan but come fuckin on. She looks sooo FEROSH in Givenchy. I think she’s the best-dressed of them all. She really came full circle eh?

1:33 pm

Amy Winehouse’s face

23/03/2008, Celebrity Gossip, Music

Amy Winehouse’s face

To be quite honest with you, I think this is more severe than a regular skin disease. She’s literally deteriorating right in front of our eyes!

Amy Winehouse face, skin disorder, disease, impetigo, aids, face

I’m not sure whether you remember the latest season of Project Runway but remember the HIV+ guy whose face blew up because he had staph infection and pus was leaking out everywhere? That’s what Daily News reported and I cannot help but wonder whether Amy Winehouse is suffering from the same thing.

Whatever it is, get well soon, Amy!