Everyone’s talking about Madonna who wore Louis Vuitton fall/winter 2009 the other night at the Met. When I showed my mother some photos, the first thing she said was “is she going through some psychological change in her life?” Just kidding. No, my mother didn’t say that but Venus Xtravaganza did.
No, really, has Madonna lost her mind? Mid-life crisis much?
I love Balmain and all but this Balmain-mania has to stop. First you’ve got Team Vogue Paris as in Emmanuelle & Co. sporting the goods fresh off the runway. Then you’ve got the boatload of fashion bloggers recreating the Balmain look for less with their bleached ripped jeans and now the celebrity brigade have joined the bandwagon too. There’s Michael Jackson in that swarovski-studded t-shirt, Beyonce in that black Balmain jacket and now Rihanna in the denim military jacket. This is too much. Wayy too much. Perhaps it’s just me but I feel like the universe is shoving Balmain down my throat.
How does Rihanna (who, btw, is TOTALLY channeling Michael Jackson with THAT hair) make you feel?
My dear reader, I think I’ve entered the other (darker) side. I know I’m shooting myself in the foot with this blog entry but say hello to my latest obsession and guilty pleasure: the trashy, talentless vapid hack Heidi Montag’s new song, “Look How I’m Doing“.
I just bought her latest single on iTunes and I LOVE it! Yes, I know she can’t sing; she talks with voice enhancers. But this track is so catchy and I’ve had it on autoplay for the past two hours now. Listen to it twice or thrice and tell me what you think.
Sing after me: Your excuses just got better, you couldn’t give me time. Always got some distraction more important on your mind. Strikes me kind of funny the way the tables turned. ‘Cause now it’s you who’s sweatin’ and it’s me who’s not concerned.Look at me baby how I’m doing, just drop like ahh when I’m moving. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah.
The $64 million question is — how am I EVER gonna redeem myself from this temporary lapse in judgment? Answers on a postcard….