Lindsay Lohan 6126 Leggings & eHarmony Video Ad

I’m browsing the lovely LOVE Magazine blog right this moment and lemme just say I died… DIED… when I saw these leggings.

photo credit: LOVE Magazine

MICHAEL JACKSON IN BALMAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is what you call ferocity in the highest level. Here’s Michael Jackson sporting a Balmain t-shirt from the fall/winter 2009 womenswear collection.

photo credit: ONTD, catwalking

Heidi Montag – Look How I’m Doing [VIDEO]

My dear reader, I think I’ve entered the other (darker) side. I know I’m shooting myself in the foot with this blog entry but say hello to my latest obsession and guilty pleasure: the trashy, talentless vapid hack Heidi Montag’s new song, “Look How I’m Doing“.

I just bought her latest single on iTunes and I LOVE it! Yes, I know she can’t sing; she talks with voice enhancers. But this track is so catchy and I’ve had it on autoplay for the past two hours now. Listen to it twice or thrice and tell me what you think.

Sing after me: Your excuses just got better, you couldn’t give me time. Always got some distraction more important on your mind. Strikes me kind of funny the way the tables turned. ‘Cause now it’s you who’s sweatin’ and it’s me who’s not concerned.Look at me baby how I’m doing, just drop like ahh when I’m moving. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah.

The $64 million question is — how am I EVER gonna redeem myself from this temporary lapse in judgment? Answers on a postcard….

Paris Hilton and those Martin Margiela Sunglasses

It’s the end of the world as you know it. Maison Martin Margiela for Paris Hilton Barbie is dat chu?

photos via: fashin fags

Kelly Osbourne's Luggage. Is it Eley Kishimoto for Globe-Trotter?

I froze when I saw this photo of Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrall in Miami.

* photo credits: bigpicturesphoto via daily mail, oki-ni, globe-trotter

Beyonce for Samantha Thavasa

Remember Samantha Thavasa? You know, the Japanese handbag line that is/was promoted by Paris Hilton and Tinsley Mortimer? I saw this poster as I walked past Harajuku…

Nadya Suleman Birth Video

Here’s a (parody) video of Nadya Suleman (also known as the OctoMom) giving birth, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel Live!

HYSTERICAL!!!!! Thank you so much for the laughs!

Lady Gaga "The Fame" Sunglasses T-shirt

Are you gaga for Lady Gaga? I wouldn't buy a celebrity-inspired t-shirt under normal circumstances but this one is wayyy too chic (and cheap — perfect for those of us who are too broke) to pass.

Madonna & Jesus Luz

Unlike most of the people who bat for Team GAY, I wouldn't consider myself a fan but you have to hand it out to geriatric, 200-year old Madonna for having a 22-year old lover. How does Madge make you feel?

photo credit: SPLASH via Daily Mail

Adele by Anna Wintour

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photo credit: getty via gawker