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8:54 pm

Caption This: On The Front Row

02/08/2010, Caption This, Celebrity Gossip, Elle UK

Caption This: On The Front Row

A Twitter follower recently spotted me on this item at British Elle's Fall/Winter 2010 Runway supplement.

Rachel Zoe, Christopher & Tammy Kane, Anna Piaggi, Me, Lindsay Lohan, Clive Owen and Courtney Love.

How would you caption that photo?

  • “Sorry about the queue guys. The nurse will see you now, Ms Zoe. I hope you haven’t been to the bathroom before you came.”
  • Being mentioned in one sentence with Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love can’t be a good thing. Before you know it people will speculate on your substance abuse problem.
  • Did Clive Owen effectively just de-closet himself?
  • Clive Owen’s dropped his standards, being seen in that lineup, it’s not exactly Reservoir Dogs.
  • "I can make out a woman who looks rather like Halle Berry, but can’t spot Bryanboy."

I just think it's amusing to be included in that list of boldface names… special thanks to British Elle for the lovely mention.

photo via: twitpic

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6:40 pm

Caption This: Bryanboy and French Police

17/07/2010, Caption This, Current Affairs, Paris

Caption This: Bryanboy and French Police

My panties drop every time I see men in uniform. This time, it’s the French police in Paris.

French Police

Click HERE for the full-sized version. I didn’t know (until now) there was another policeman inside the van behind me. Scary!

 

So, take your pick.

  • Police raid upon MC Hammer botched Mexican plastic surgery clinic
  • Fashion police finally catch up with “guru” Bryanboy
  • Acting like a cop: you’re doing it wrong
  • Idiot-proof camouflage doesn’t work
  • Police finally catch up with zebra dressed as a gay weather balloon
  • Police give hostile reception to new uniform
  • Budget cutbacks meant producers of “Police Gangbang 4″ had to cut corners when hiring the Asian bottom.
  • Bryanboy Live! from Swansea.
  • Black policeman seethes with jealousy at the new arrival of an even more politically-correct recruit.

Well?

 

 

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