Caption This: On The Front Row

A Twitter follower recently spotted me on this item at British Elle's Fall/Winter 2010 Runway supplement.

Rachel Zoe, Christopher & Tammy Kane, Anna Piaggi, Me, Lindsay Lohan, Clive Owen and Courtney Love.

How would you caption that photo?

• “Sorry about the queue guys. The nurse will see you now, Ms Zoe. I hope you haven’t been to the bathroom before you came.”

• Being mentioned in one sentence with Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love can’t be a good thing. Before you know it people will speculate on your substance abuse problem.

• Did Clive Owen effectively just de-closet himself?

• Clive Owen’s dropped his standards, being seen in that lineup, it’s not exactly Reservoir Dogs.

• "I can make out a woman who looks rather like Halle Berry, but can’t spot Bryanboy."

I just think it's amusing to be included in that list of boldface names… special thanks to British Elle for the lovely mention.

photo via: twitpic

Caption This: Bryanboy and French Police

My panties drop every time I see men in uniform. This time, it’s the French police in Paris.

Click HERE for the full-sized version. I didn’t know (until now) there was another policeman inside the van behind me. Scary!

So, take your pick.

• Police raid upon MC Hammer botched Mexican plastic surgery clinic

• Fashion police finally catch up with “guru” Bryanboy

• Acting like a cop: you’re doing it wrong

• Idiot-proof camouflage doesn’t work

• Police finally catch up with zebra dressed as a gay weather balloon

• Police give hostile reception to new uniform

• Budget cutbacks meant producers of “Police Gangbang 4″ had to cut corners when hiring the Asian bottom.

• Bryanboy Live! from Swansea.

• Black policeman seethes with jealousy at the new arrival of an even more politically-correct recruit.

Well?