“I have NOT seen you in a year,” the formidable Naomi exclaimed when I greeted her after she walked in with Riccardo Tisci. Monday night was one big blur. A few things I remember happening from that night: dancing with the very pint-size and pretty Reese Witherspoon, admiring Lupita Nyong’o’s dress (looked amazing in real life), stroking Olivier Rousteing’s bare chest, Rihanna coming up to me and shamelessly asking her for a ciggie on the dancefloor (her bodyguard opened a fresh pack from his pocket and lit it for me), sitting on Riccardo’s lap, Anne Hathaway introducing herself to me “Hi, I’m Anne” while I cozied up with Jason Wu and Diane Kruger. Everyone was there. I can’t even! I didn’t wanna be the loser who took photos left, right and center so after a few photos, I kept my phone firmly in my pocket and enjoyed the night.

Bryanboy at the Top of the Standard for the Unofficial 2014 Met Ball After Party
Riccardo Tisci and Naomi Campbell
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger
Jason Wu, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson
Anne Hathaway and Francisco Costa
Sean Penn and Charlize Theron
Sarah Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen
Ashley Olsen
Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Olivier Rousteing
Dianna Agron
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Lupita Nyong'o
Kate Bosworth
Alexander Wang
Nicole Richie and Bryanboy
Bryanboy sitting on Riccardo Tisci's lap
Diane Kruger, Anne Hathaway, Jason Wu and Bryanboy