What a delightful surprise from my partner. He’s been pestering me the whole day whether I received his Valentine’s Day present and it was only until a wee bit before midnight that I got back at the hotel (after leaving at 9:45AM). I’m not the most patient person in the world so sometime in the afternoon, I asked him what he sent. I pleaded, “Oh for god’s sake just tell me what you sent me!” He jokingly said he sent a stripper. Alas, this is what I got…