I’m so glad I bought another eye mask (“Highly Medicated” this time around) because I left my “Call My Agent” mask on the plane from New York to Casablanca. I’m not grieving over the loss because I photographed the mask already…

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I bought those kitschy eye masks for almost nothing at Los Angeles institution, Kitson. Aside from “Call My Agent” and “Highly Medicated”, they also have the masks in other slogans such as “Well Hung”, which, btw, doesn’t apply to me cause I’m GAYSIAN and I would challenge man-o-to-man-o any other Asian man who claims they are well-hung, and of course, “Totally Neurotic”.