Best Boyfriend In The Whole World

Written By bryanboy

Best Boyfriend In The Whole World

What can I say… I’m so in love and so in Lanvin.

Best Boyfriend in the whole world.

Lanvin? Easy there, delusional Debbie.

Ok, fine, whatever, who the fuck are we kidding. Lanvin x H&M.

Click click click!

So yesterday was the worldwide launch of the Lanvin x H&M collection.

Because I missed out on a few pieces, my original plan was to order online at the Swedish H&M website. My other half lives in Stockholm and I could have my purchases sent there.

Europeans are so lucky because you can order from the H&M site and have things shipped to most countries in Europe. UK, Germany, Sweden, etc.

The collection was slated to be sold online at 8AM local time in Europe. I was unable to enter the site throughout the whole morning because of the bloodthirsty fans of Lanvin and H&M trying to access the site.

All I want is a pair of sunglasses and nothing else. Like what I said on my previous post, I’m not a greedy person. I’m happy with my purchases.

I called my boyfriend during his daily commute before work and he told me I should just keep on trying the site.

Like clockwork, he called me during his lunch break. He gets 45 minutes each day.

He then told me he’ll pop by H&M which is two blocks next door his office in Central Stockholm.

I somewhat feel bad because I’ve brainwashed my man (MIND YOU, FOR WEEKS) about the importance of this collaboration. It’s funny because he’s not really into fashion. I think it’s a good thing.

I asked him the question again: are you really going to H&M?

“I hope I won’t get stabbed!” was his reply, jokingly referred to the stabbing rumor that went on twitter over the weekend.

Both my boyfriend and I were surprised that he was able to go inside the store (during lunch) without queueing. I told him that all the bitches and trannies scooped up the merchandise before the crack of dawn. I’ve resigned to the fact that my boyfriend will come out of the store empty-handed.

He asked some of the sales staff about the sunglasses I want. “Sorry, everything is gone. All sold out.” was their reply.

He then went to the men’s section. He mentioned they still have some of the oversized men’s bowties. I told him to pick one up for me in red. SCORE!

Then he said “oooo there are some nice things in here!”

I told him to calm down and do his own shopping later.

Poor boyfriend.

We both realized that at that point, it’s me who’s in control. I felt bad for a little bit because it felt like I was leading him on a leash…. over intercontinental telephone lines. Ha ha ha! ;-)

I instructed him to go to the ladies section (WHERE ELSE) and see if they still have the long faux fur trench I want.

Nope, nothing.

What about the dark satinette (or polyester whatevs) dark trench coat with the fur trim on the collar?

Bingo! They still have it in my size!

Next up, accessories!

He went to the accessories area and they too were sold out of the bracelets I wanted.

The bf went ahead and paid at the register. Again, no lines.

Before leaving, I asked him to go back to the clothes section and take cellphone photos of whatever they have left. You know, twitter/blog material. What can I say, I’m a blogger-slash-online attention whore.

I tried to explain to him that I want to tweet/blog/etc but he told me he left that branch of H&M and he’s already walking to the other H&M next door to search for my sunglasses.

How sweet, I thought.

Unfortunately, they’ve ran out of sunglasses at the 2nd H&M.

With only 10 minutes left on his break, I told him to stop whatever he’s doing and try to get some lunch.

I felt so bad but at the same time, it felt so bloody damn good to have a man tending my fashion needs.

Lanvin x H&M coat

Lanvin x H&M coat

Lanvin x H&M coat

Seriously, out of all the guys I’ve dated, this guy is something else. What a gentleman. Most guys would probably shrug this whole thing as something ridiculous or frivolous.

But a man who understands and supports my passion? A man who puts the needs of his partner first more than his? Quite a rare, very rare breed.

I think he deserves an award, don’t you think?

To all you ladies out there, don’t lose hope. It’s taken me many, many, MANY years to find someone like him.

And once you do find someone like him, do not, I repeat, do not let him go.

Just sayin’.


  1. Would prefer if the bow ties were actually self tie vs pre tied. Kind of defeats the purpose of that kind of class… My motto, cant tie it don’t buy it.

  2. Aww! Such a sweet story, I wish I could find someone like him! Anyways, hoping you the best!! Fab post! xo

  3. this post was wonderful. it was great to read about how good your boyfriend is to you. you deserve it dear heart. love him up! awesome. (and thanks for the good wishing for me persisting in the midst of a dry spell too. warm smiles to you.)

  4. Yes, blows my mind. People are insane, I saw the prices on eBay and wanted to send messages to the sellers like… Really? $399 for something that cost $199! I like the collection, however mens was a little let down. As usuall the womens line was hot. I did want the sunglasses however I have 20+ pair all over the house as is. Ever thought about getting people together to do a digital/print mag?

  5. You can access the website now! I can’t make any purchase because I dont have a european address to ship my stuff to…boo…

  6. Bryan Bryan we want to see his Fayce Gosh!! with the jolding jolding hands Galore moments! I broke all the flower vases in my house!! GO Lola!

  7. It seems you found the real one :)!
    They didn’t like this coat in Milan. Was still plenty of them……dunno why….anyway You look great ;) a kiss to an happy couple ;)!

  8. how sweet of him! it’s every girls and gays wanted! anyway, feel so bad that US doesn’t have H&M online shop. BryanBoy help us to have one, the fact that you’re an H&M baby! =)

  9. on 23/11, I went to h and m in the afternoon.and I also want a pair of sunglasses,but I cannot see anything about lanvin!(HK)

  10. i can’t blieve i just wasted 4 min of my live reading this text about you talking with your bf. but i have to admitt you two sound kinda nice and cute:-D

  11. It is very hard to find a man who would put his partner’s needs before his own… Awwww… You are lucky… Wait, WE’RE lucky… Because my boyfriend is as sweet and supportive as yours… :)
    I will take your advice and I promise not to let go… :)
    I was in HK for the Lanvin x H&M a few days ago… All I can say is… LANVIN & H&M = LOVE!

  12. awww omg. im jealous heheh lol but very happy for you that you have such a nice boyfriend. there is still hope apparently for queens who love fashion ;-)

  13. You know Bryanboy
    the only way to repay him is physically
    and by that i mean…..give him some LOVE
    ….deep fast hard and for a long time!

  14. i agree. the men’s collection was a bit of a downer. it’s a shame they had to water it down… can you imagine lanvin x h&m high tops??

  15. Yes! I guess this is just too expensive to produce, though. I would have
    loved to see these asymetric shirts they had a few years ago… And funky

  16. That is so sweet! I’m happy for the two of you and wish you the best of luck! He is definitely a keeper Bryan

  17. i was so happy for you, felt so envious, i am praying religiously to have aa man in my life, your so blessed with yours, i love you bryan boy.

  18. OMG!! hi byran boy
    IM from Fiji! i’m a big time fan !! your so lucky to find the Man of your life!!but here fiji you cant find them !! this country is full of Homophobic A-holes

    your Big time Fan

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