Caption This: Fashion is Not a 24-Hour Job

Look who went chav scum! I had to haul this much stuff with me when I checked out of the hotel to go to the BF's.

What's your favourite caption?

  • "I'd take you down a darkened urban alley and facefuck you, sure."
  • "Those trainers are the sort of things middle-aged Americans wear. Love has drained you of fabulous."
  • "The Bryanboy Luggage Collection is available exclusively at Walmart."
  • "Ecstasy dealer isdatchu?"
  • "All you need is a VW badge around your neck and the look is totally Madchester circa 1992. It's not fashion-fail, it's fashion guru ahead-of-the-curve amaze."