Selfridges Wants to Know if You Have What it Takes to be the Next Me

Do you have what it takes to be
the next big thing in the fashion blogosphere?

It's 37 degrees celsius here in the third world. I'm going through my
RSS feed to save me from this ridiculous weather and I saw this
hysterical item
from Style Bubble.

Selfridges has
been giving a lot of blogger
love
lately, with its newly revamped website that now has e-shopping
ahoy
.  They're currently looking for the 'next Bryan Boy, Arianne
Huffington or Perez Hilton' as well as hosting blogger-related
activities with Jackie Dixon of Show Me Your Wardrobe
shooting in-store, Fred Butler creating a
super accessory live as well as errr… Style Salvage Steve doing a
live interview… (once he gets over his scary fever…).

Selfridges

London
superstore Selfridges (who I love very much) is looking for the next me,
Arianna Huffington and Perez Hilton.

Just like the high churn rate of models with the abundance of new
faces that pop up every season, bloggers are disposable, too! I think my
15 minutes are up.

Even if you don't like me, you must admit I'm somewhat of a master
when it comes to stretching out those fifteen minutes.

Thank you Selfridges for making me smile. I needed that after hearing the news about Malcolm McLaren.

As for me, well, I'm always on the hunt for greener pastures to pay my bills.

Anyone wanna sponsor me a speech therapist, a nose job, veneers AND liposuction? I think it's time to haul my has-been carcass (or never-was, perhaps) on a magazine or television. I kid, I kid you.

I think I'd make a good carton character, no?