The Best Cleaners in the Whole Wide World.

Written By bryanboy

The Best Cleaners in the Whole Wide World.

Remember my blog entry back in May about Madame Paulette? Well, I think I found the best cleaners in the whole wide world. I’m in cloud nine!

So a huge ass box from NYC arrived via FedEx just now. To give you an idea how huge it is, I placed my Lanvin shoebox on top of it.

Madame Paulette

Click click click!

It’s a package from Madame Paulette in NYC! The same dry cleaners who took care of Melania Knauss-Trump’s Christian Dior haute couture wedding gown.

Madame Paulette

Madame Paulette

I thought I’d give Madame Paulette’s services a shot because there are NO decent dry cleaners here in the Philippines. I know, right? It’s sad but it’s true. I’ve tried numerous providers over the years — from mom & pop operations at the malls to various cleaners at 5-star hotels… ask any Manila bitch about it and I’m sure they all have horror stories to tell.

Anyhoo, I asked Madame Paulette if it’s ok if I fedex them an item, get it cleaned and have it sent back via fedex. They said no problem, they’ve been doing that for many, many years.

So I sent them my good ol’ Lanvin t-shirt.

Lanvin t-shirt

And I got it in a very, very clean condition. All the stains, dirt, etc are gone. Amazing!!!!

OK, so cleaning it didn’t come cheap. They had to “hand-clean” the garment because of the embellishments…

I paid $70 (just to get the piece cleaned) plus return fedex shipping… but it’s definitely worth it.

I’m so happy!

Will I use Madame Paulette again? You bet I will!

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  1. The dry cleaning is actually cheap for the Designer Shirt but whats heartbreaking is the cost of FEDEX shipment! :)
    But anyhoo, its totally worth it! :)

  2. I love Madame Paulette, i use them and they never disappoint.. They even have a jet service for celeb clients.. Gold star service.

  3. I’m in love with Greener Cleaner in Chicago. Not as high-profile, but their process is odor-free and simply works.

  4. I LOVE and am a HUGE fan of your blog! Hope you can take the time to check out my site!
    We sell Vintage and Designer clothes, shoes, and accessories all in one place. We have some really great things up right now! Studded boots, Alexander Wang halter top, and vintage blazers. Check it out!

  5. Have been reading your blog for sometime, 1st time to comment. You are absolutely adorable! haha!

    Anyway, we have a laundry shop in fort that does dry clean, would love to hear a very bitchy feedback if we don’t deliver. Care to do your dry clean with us (let’s try the not so expensive ones first? ;) )

  6. The carbon footprint of this little experiment is ridiculous–i.e., the fuel involved in shipping it 17,000 MILES (round trip) plus all the plastic and paper used to package it. I am sick at the thought!

  7. lowell

    gurl parang katangahan ang ginawa mo.hehe.sana bumili k n ng ngbagong t-shirt. but who cares, you are “the” bryanboy.maybe next time you should ask them to do it for free since you gave them a whole lot of publicity.

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